PDA

View Full Version : Perth hunt for city gunman


sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 16:44
Chris Tarrant doesn't want to live anymore, he cannot handle the stress.

Fired dozens of shots, hit nobody... seems his poor accuracy is not contained to the football field.

More news as it breaks...

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 16:45
oh dear

MCB has been beaten

mellowyellow
18 Apr 2008, 16:47
PavforAA has finally snapped.

PAVnTAZ
18 Apr 2008, 16:52
As long as he puts a couple through the big ones down at the Worst Australian. I imagine thats where he's heading.

WCE929406
18 Apr 2008, 16:53
Chris Tarrant doesn't want to live anymore, he cannot handle the stress.

Fired dozens of shots, hit nobody... seems his poor accuracy is not contained to the football field.

More news as it breaks...


Are you sure you dont support Hawthorn?

sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 16:55
oh dear

MCB has been beaten

MCB?

Tarrant is now on top of building, Dean Solomon heard on ground with microphone, "calm down honey, it didn't mean anything with Kepler!".

Crimson King
18 Apr 2008, 16:56
I LOL'D.:thumbsu:

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 16:57
MCB?

Tarrant is now on top of building, Dean Solomon heard on ground with microphone, "calm down honey, it didn't mean anything with Kepler!".

Man City Blues. The originator of the shittily unfunny thread.

You have surpassed him with this original ditty ;):o

Spartan
18 Apr 2008, 16:57
I LOL'D.:thumbsu:

Me too. :eek: :o

sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 17:14
Man City Blues. The originator of the shittily unfunny thread.

You have surpassed him with this original ditty ;):o

Don't you have a Cats supporter to harass?

This is a serious incident. Police are trying to make him happier and give himself up, they tried to find some career highlights to show him.

He replied, "Yes but that was when I played for a decent club. Now I play for Freo... What's the point of living?"

He is still up there and won't budge... more shots fired, targets not hit.

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:16
Don't you have a Cats supporter to harass?


An idiot like you takes precedence in this case. :D

legitimatic
18 Apr 2008, 17:17
Pretty piss poor effort this.

Neville Bartos
18 Apr 2008, 17:18
Hahahahaha, I thought it was funny. MCB is a complete half-wit for what it's worth and will enjoy his red-card for the next few weeks.

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:20
Pretty piss poor effort this.

Terrible IMO :rolleyes:

sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 17:24
Terrible IMO :rolleyes:

Oh wait I forgot Hawks supporters don't read newspapers, they sleep under them, FYI there actually is a gunman on the loose in Perth...

Proving more elusive than a Freo finals victory...

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:28
FYI there actually is a gunman on the loose in Perth...

And you thought it would be witty to infer that Chris Tarrant had had enough of Fremantle and Perth altogether and was this crazed gunman on the loose. Ahhh i see what you did there...i still didn't ____ing laugh.

ripitup27
18 Apr 2008, 17:31
get ____ed idiot

Gee you're touchy. You're right to have a dig at every other club but as soon as someone has a go at the Hawks you start bringing out the personal insults. :rolleyes:

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:34
Gee you're touchy. You're right to have a dig at every other club but as soon as someone has a go at the Hawks you start bringing out the personal insults. :rolleyes:

WCE are not in our league. I spit on them.

But I'm quite happy to discuss your pathetic clubs' fear of us in a proper manner.

rainman06
18 Apr 2008, 17:36
I reckon its clever. I read this before i even saw the breaking news story

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:38
I reckon its clever.

Simple things for simple minds.

How apt your username is Rain Man. Simpleton :D

ripitup27
18 Apr 2008, 17:39
WCE are not in our league. I spit on them.

But I'm quite happy to discuss your pathetic clubs' fear of us in a proper manner.

I'm not going to get into your childish name calling. Enjoy your weekend.

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:40
Enjoy your weekend.

I'll happily resume this discussion on Monday morning.

Ciao

rainman06
18 Apr 2008, 17:45
Simple things for simple minds.

How apt your username is Rain Man. Simpleton :D

My intelligence and sense of humour would seem complex to you, so i wont fault you for thinking of me that way. Meanwhile, you sit behind a computer trying to pick little fights over nothing. Wouldnt be compensating for anything would u ?

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 17:47
Wouldnt be compensating for anything would u ?

I wish i was ;)

strategy
18 Apr 2008, 18:00
MCB?

Tarrant is now on top of building, Dean Solomon heard on ground with microphone, "calm down honey, it didn't mean anything with Kepler!".


your cruel you Bas%%%d , but i am laughing :D:D:D:D

sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 18:09
Terrible IMO :rolleyes:

Bedazzle me with your brilliance, asswipe. :rolleyes:

Show me how it's done...

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 18:28
Bedazzle me with your brilliance, asswipe. :rolleyes:

Show me how it's done...

I leave the silly threads to the *****s, such as yourself.

sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 18:34
I leave the silly threads to the morons, such as yourself.

Typical Bay 13 Hawthorn flamer, when you call him out, he has nothing.

Do your homework kid. ;)

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 18:38
Typical Bay 13 Hawthorn flamer, when you call him out, he has nothing.

Do your homework kid. ;)

Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

You are the fool who opened his mouth.

sirlothie
18 Apr 2008, 18:50
That hurt, didn't it?

Aww poor baby. Next time, think your cunning plan through. :rolleyes:

Feel free to hop off my nuts anytime now, the street lights are on, bedtime!

HFC082
18 Apr 2008, 19:04
Feel free to hop off my nuts anytime now, the street lights are on, bedtime!

Nah, that wasn't funny either.

0 for 12.

anti.
18 Apr 2008, 19:07
sirlothie is bringing out the big guns...

o54595
18 Apr 2008, 19:44
Simple things for simple minds.

How apt your username is Rain Man. Simpleton :D

Who is sponsoring Muston for '08?

thatswhatimtalkinabout
18 Apr 2008, 19:57
Who is sponsoring Muston for '08?

Who are the big guns at Unlisted noob?

Or did you not have the nous to work out how to list your team when you joined?

o54595
18 Apr 2008, 20:02
My perfectly reasonable and logical question wasn't directed at you IDIOT!

thatswhatimtalkinabout
18 Apr 2008, 20:04
My perfectly reasonable and logical question wasn't directed at you IDIOT!

Perhaps you best go down to the wading pool for a little bit before you start embarrassing yourself in here noob.

o54595
18 Apr 2008, 20:37
Perhaps you best go down to the wading pool for a little bit before you start embarrassing yourself in here noob.

When I played at Hawthorn they had intelligent supporters.

thatswhatimtalkinabout
18 Apr 2008, 20:52
When I played at Hawthorn they had intelligent supporters.

Shit, you must of been Dermott Brereton, such is the ease you get upset.