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Choota
20 Apr 2008, 12:02
Self-professed ball player and prospective member of the Olympic Diving Squad has been reported for charging.

To liken this girl to Archer is beyond disrespect.

Leather Poisoning
20 Apr 2008, 12:28
Trying to establish himself as a tough guy and he just doesn't have it.

His diving is more effective than his 'physical presence' effort.

Very similar to Nick Maxwell.

The Teflon Dean
20 Apr 2008, 12:39
He actually contested a ball against a bloke that didn't run over the boundary line and squib the overhead contest.

Unlike "Lumberjack Lewis." :rolleyes:

Late contact, 50 metre penalty, correct call.

Charge will be withdrawn.:thumbsu:

topdon
20 Apr 2008, 12:41
This report was almost as soft as the Brown report. Umpires should be prevented from laying reports on the ground and leave it up to the MRP, or all we see umpires who officiate the game softly (and poorly) laying soft reports.

skipjack
21 Apr 2008, 16:51
At least Josh Fraser showed him how to get up after a hit (and slot that goal), rather than hold his knee whilst laying on the ground like a b**ch.

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 16:55
At least Josh Fraser showed him how to get up after a hit (and slot that goal), rather than hold his knee whilst laying on the ground like a b**ch.

It only goes to prove that Josh Fraser is more courageous and disciplined than Jordan Lewis.:thumbsu:

AblettsInTheAir
21 Apr 2008, 16:56
Pratt> Lewis

Tassie are flogs.

Thewlis Dish
21 Apr 2008, 17:08
Went back with the flight several times Saturday night, as he has been doing ever since he started playing football. Very, very tough and courageous footballer.

Is Mitchell suddenly not tough after the Brisbane game? Lewis soft because he has sniped a few times? I assume the standards will be upheld for Hawthorn players too by their fans?

skipjack
21 Apr 2008, 17:14
It only goes to prove that Josh Fraser is more courageous and disciplined than Daniel Pratt

Thought my post was pretty clear. Now yours is.

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 17:18
Thought my post was pretty clear. Now yours is.

Don't pay that boring unimaginative crap.:thumbsd:

Never have, never will.:thumbsd:

skipjack
21 Apr 2008, 17:29
Was the irony lost on you TTD?

Pratt copped a soft one in the bread box, fell over, stayed down, rolled around a bit holding his knee and got laughed at by the umpire.

Then he talks to the media about being a tough but fair player.

Then gets reported having a late crack at Josh Fraser.

Fraser's incident would have actually stung a fair bit, but he gets up, doesn't remonstrate and cooly slots a goal.

He showed your actress how to play the game.

super_phaser
21 Apr 2008, 17:37
Jordan lewis

Dud of the highest order.

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 17:42
Was the irony lost on you TTD?

The real irony is the amnesia you people strangely get before the incident occured where:

Lewis is running to a contest with Pratt, hears footsteps, squibs an overhead marking contest, is tormented about it by Pratt,

THEN:

Pratt copped a soft one in the bread box, fell over, stayed down, rolled around a bit holding his knee and got laughed at by the umpire.


That's why he will forever more be known as "Lumberjack" Lewis.

He knew Pratt was coming and he dropped a log in his shorts.:thumbsu:

takeabowtredders
21 Apr 2008, 17:47
Trying to improve his image.

There's a difference between a tough player and a dog player, and Pratt falls into the latter category. Real toughness isn't about going over the top and getting suspended to make yourself seem tougher. Intimidation can be achieved without doing anything to actually physically hurt someone.

Charging is as soft as they come.

Thewlis Dish
21 Apr 2008, 17:55
Hawthorn fans, why are you ignoring Jordan's squibbing of the contest just prior?

Are we pretending that part didn't happen?

Thewlis Dish
21 Apr 2008, 17:57
There's a difference between a tough player and a dog player, and Pratt falls into the latter category. Real toughness isn't about going over the top and getting suspended to make yourself seem tougher. Intimidation can be achieved without doing anything to actually physically hurt someone.

Just as an example:

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The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 18:09
They've all gone quiet.:D

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 18:12
Maybe mums called them for dinner?

tazhawk
21 Apr 2008, 18:12
Trying to improve his image.

There's a difference between a tough player and a dog player, and Pratt falls into the latter category.


100% on the money.

A diving squibb of a dog.

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 18:13
100% on the money.

A diving squibb of a dog.

Nup, amnesia is still in full effect.:thumbsu:

Leather Poisoning
21 Apr 2008, 18:14
If Josh Fraser gets up that easily after a 'charge' then it's soft as butter.

Once again princess pratt confirms he is the softest hard man of the AFL, inlcuding Nick Maxwell.

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 18:17
If Josh Fraser gets up that easily after a 'charge' then it's soft as butter.

Once again princess pratt confirms he is the softest hard man of the AFL, inlcuding Nick Maxwell.

Strong amnesia here as well.

Leather Poisoning
21 Apr 2008, 18:23
Strong amnesia here as well.

Nope, I haven't forgotten how pathetic Pratt looked writhing on the ground.

I haven't forgotten how easily Fraser got up and kicked the goal after Pratt tried to flex his muscle

I haven't forgotten how Roughead made us all see the whites of Pratt's eyes after the kidney punch.

He is an out and out dud.

All he's got is his toughman persona, and that's not even tough.

Leaves him with NOTHING.

SQUIB

DUD

COMPREHENSIVELY BEATEN

I think that sums up the guys career perfectly actually.

Thewlis Dish
21 Apr 2008, 18:23
100% on the money.

A diving squibb of a dog.

Good old selective quoting. Still no defence of Lewis' squib just before though?

Thewlis Dish
21 Apr 2008, 18:24
Nope, I haven't forgotten how pathetic Pratt looked writhing on the ground.

I haven't forgotten how easily Fraser got up and kicked the goal after Pratt tried to flex his muscle

I haven't forgotten how Roughead made us all see the whites of Pratt's eyes after the kidney punch.

He is an out and out dud.

All he's got is his toughman persona, and that's not even tough.

Leaves him with NOTHING.

SQUIB

DUD

COMPREHENSIVELY BEATEN

I think that sums up the guys career perfectly actually.

Murdered you blokes down in Tassie last year while Brown was getting carved by Corey Jones. Pure quality.

Leather Poisoning
21 Apr 2008, 18:25
Murdered you blokes down in Tassie last year while Brown was getting carved by Corey Jones. Pure quality.

Yes we were caught napping last year taking shit teams lightly.

Thewlis Dish
21 Apr 2008, 18:35
Yes we were caught napping last year taking shit teams lightly.

If a shit team finishes above you and beats you in the finals, does that make you shittier?

jazz
21 Apr 2008, 18:44
Pratt> Lewis

Tassie are flogs.

Are you a person or a bot written by GC26, MCB or The Teflon Drone?

superstar
21 Apr 2008, 19:05
Why both retaliating to jealous Kangaroos supporters?

We've gone past them. They're irrelevant now.

Leather Poisoning
21 Apr 2008, 22:25
If a shit team finishes above you and beats you in the finals, does that make you shittier?


Amnesia here.

We beat you three weeks ago, we're better.

jazz
21 Apr 2008, 22:54
He actually contested a ball against a bloke that didn't run over the boundary line and squib the overhead contest.

Unlike "Lumberjack Lewis." :rolleyes:

Late contact, 50 metre penalty, correct call.

Charge will be withdrawn.:thumbsu:

... or maybe not.

The Teflon Dean
21 Apr 2008, 22:57
... or maybe not.

..........or maybe.

Sinclair to come back in after two 30 + matches in the seconds.

No big loss.

Thewlis Dish
22 Apr 2008, 00:51
Amnesia here.

We beat you three weeks ago, we're better.

"Yes we were caught napping last year taking shit teams lightly."

Thorgils
22 Apr 2008, 00:57
Nope, I haven't forgotten how pathetic Pratt looked writhing on the ground.

I haven't forgotten how easily Fraser got up and kicked the goal after Pratt tried to flex his muscle

I haven't forgotten how Roughead made us all see the whites of Pratt's eyes after the kidney punch.

He is an out and out dud.

All he's got is his toughman persona, and that's not even tough.

Leaves him with NOTHING.


SQUIB

DUD

COMPREHENSIVELY BEATEN

I think that sums up the guys career perfectly actually.

Truly the only toughness attributed to him is his number and so he will be remembered. Poor old Glen must be ashamed. poor bugger.

Thewlis Dish
22 Apr 2008, 01:13
Truly the only toughness attributed to him is his number and so he will be remembered. Poor old Glen must be ashamed. poor bugger.

The bloke who wears Archer's number starred at Box Hill and was overlooked for the likes of Harry Miller, Zac Dawson and Matthew Ball.

And_ROOS
22 Apr 2008, 01:17
Jeez Mitchell went down pretty easy against Brisbane... and Lewis looked pretty stupid grabbing Brown and attempting to move him...

Thorgils
22 Apr 2008, 01:17
The bloke who wears Archer's number starred at Box Hill and was overlooked for the likes of Harry Miller, Zac Dawson and Matthew Ball.

For obvious reasons as we have seen.