View Full Version : Bird Flu is to blame !!!
Sitting behind me at the game today this lady in all seriousness gave her opinion on why were not travelling the best...
" I just dont know whats wrong with the boys, they must have caught something on the trip to south africa, i remember seeing lynchy eating some chicken out of the river. Maybe they have BIRD FLU " :eek:
Now some people may blame the forward line or the midfield but this must be the real reason. THE EAGLES HAVE BIRD FLU !!!
haha i somehow dont seem surprised. god those people come up with some shit.
ahhhh, pisses me off to support the same team as them sometimes.
Did she have blue hair.
And knitting needles :p
larrikin
20 Apr 2008, 22:34
It's always the bird flu
Banjo Dog
20 Apr 2008, 22:40
It's so obvious now!
why didn't we see this before people?
WaltzingMatera
20 Apr 2008, 22:47
____ I want to punch the people behind me. So negative and so unknowledgeable about the game.
Another note is that the crowd at the Eagles seems to be an average age of about 60. Not to sound agist or anything but it makes for a pretty boring bunch of supporters. Anybody else noticed this?
Yes she was an oldie.
Club doctors should be told immediatley !
She also came out with some other beauties such as KICK IT ,KICK IT and pretty much slammed every other player on our list even benny mac. Oh yeah and she also said that Woosha should be sacked. Didnt say who would be the new class maybe Big bird or Elmo.
F**K I want to punch the people behind me. So negative and so unknowledgeable about the game.
Another note is that the crowd at the Eagles seems to be an average age of about 60. Not to sound agist or anything but it makes for a pretty boring bunch of supporters. Anybody else noticed this?
Yeh dont even mention the cheer squad who i think are as usless as tits on a bull.
bigburger
20 Apr 2008, 22:54
What if there was a limit on the amount of years in a row you could be an attending member. Say 10 or something. It would be VERY contriversal but at least everyone would get a go and the Paramedics would be able to concentrate on injuries happening in the game and not old people carking it in the stands.
P.S i know this would never happen.
Stenglein's a Champ!
20 Apr 2008, 22:56
Sitting behind me at the game today this lady in all seriousness gave her opinion on why were not travelling the best...
" I just dont know whats wrong with the boys, they must have caught something on the trip to south africa, i remember seeing lynchy eating some chicken out of the river. Maybe they have BIRD FLU " :eek:
Now some people may blame the forward line or the midfield but this must be the real reason. THE EAGLES HAVE BIRD FLU !!!
You bastard!
You said you couldn't get tickets!
Maybe they got Bird Flu from Rick the Rock Eagle!! She maybe onto something.
SOSBenny
20 Apr 2008, 22:57
F**K I want to punch the people behind me. So negative and so unknowledgeable about the game.
Another note is that the crowd at the Eagles seems to be an average age of about 60. Not to sound agist or anything but it makes for a pretty boring bunch of supporters. Anybody else noticed this?
OMG YES YES YES!!!!
they are all old farts who have held memberships since day 1. Which has led to alot of people who cant get memeberships jumping on to the dockers, i.e young people!
Alot of eagles supporters are nice and loud, but they just cant get tickets!
Mighty Eagles
20 Apr 2008, 23:13
I've got a real knob behind us called Neville. He is a pisshead, who watches ____ all of the game, while his sh!tty daughters kick into our chairs. Now they give me the tom tits!
Swear filter is there for a reason, please do not evade it - GB
hawk-boy
20 Apr 2008, 23:15
F**K I want to punch the people behind me. So negative and so unknowledgeable about the game.
Another note is that the crowd at the Eagles seems to be an average age of about 60. Not to sound agist or anything but it makes for a pretty boring bunch of supporters. Anybody else noticed this?
OMG you should try sit in the area the little leauge do, i was an umpire for a match so i had to sit with them, i dont mind them cheering but there voice sqeals so badly :@
Crimson King
21 Apr 2008, 00:01
Usually the games I can get tickets too, the hotties located are close to moi. Its very interesting to hear their conversations about the players and certain things.;)
You bastard!
You said you couldn't get tickets!
Got a call up from J-rad at 12 saying that his dad couldnt go so he wondered if i wanted to go.
larrikin
21 Apr 2008, 00:43
Won't somebody think of the children?
The_Eagles
21 Apr 2008, 01:43
as if she was serious, it must have been a joke. Eagles are birds after all
Did you sing, "Folks are dumb where I come from"? :p
estibador
21 Apr 2008, 04:13
She also came out with some other beauties such as KICK IT ,KICK IT and pretty much slammed every other player on our list even benny mac.
Don't you just love the KICK IT, KICK IT moron brigade?
There was a classic moment in the 3rd quarter of your game today. You were mucking around with handpasses on the half back line when one of your players finally threw it on their boot.
Half the crowd let out one of those sarcastic 'thank god they finally kicked it' cheers - only for it to turn straight to groans as the ball landed straight in the arms of a Port player waiting downfield.
That'll teach you you dumb ____s. There's a reason why players don't just indiscriminately boot the ball downfield.
plugger59
21 Apr 2008, 10:52
Did she have blue hair.
And knitting needles :p
unfortunately, if she did, she was actually a confused Crows supporter.
royalsfan
21 Apr 2008, 20:22
[QUOTE=estibador;10744960]Don't you just love the KICK IT, KICK IT moron brigade?
There was a classic moment in the 3rd quarter of your game today. You were mucking around with handpasses on the half back line when one of your players finally threw it on their boot.
Half the crowd let out one of those sarcastic 'thank god they finally kicked it' cheers - only for it to turn straight to groans as the ball landed straight in the arms of a Port player waiting downfield.
That'll teach you you dumb ____s. There's a reason why players don't just indiscriminately boot the ball downfield.[/QUOTE
Summed it up beautifully,
It really pisses me off as well. Can't the morons understand that there is no point kicking the ball - IF THERE IS NOONE TO KICK IT TO!!!
Another thing that pisses me off - is people leaving before the game ends. There were some around us who left 5 minutes into the last quarter - and I am so glad they missed out on seeing the 7 goals we kicked from then.
I remember back in the ( shudder) Judge days, when people left early, there was a young man behind us who would start chanting "part time supporters, you're only part time supporters, part time supporters, you're only part time supporters." After a few games, there were quite a few of us who would join in. Was really funny to see the sheepish expressions on their faces.
Fans of this great club have been spoiled since our inception. Imagine if you were a Bulldogs or Saints supporter and had just one premiership to show for around 100 years of effort! Or a Fremantle supporter who have just one finals win to show for 14 years (Couldn't help myself!)
EasternHills
21 Apr 2008, 22:45
Wait till we play the Hawks we will derail their season!
Sitting behind me at the game today this lady in all seriousness gave her opinion on why were not travelling the best...
" I just dont know whats wrong with the boys, they must have caught something on the trip to south africa, i remember seeing lynchy eating some chicken out of the river. Maybe they have BIRD FLU " :eek:
Now some people may blame the forward line or the midfield but this must be the real reason. THE EAGLES HAVE BIRD FLU !!!
Chicken out of the river! she is senile or Lynchy is just a bloody animal, that chook could have been dead for days, even weeks.
I can just imagine him drooling as a chicken carcass floats by, someone say's "what a waste" as Lynchy shoves a maggot infested partially feathered leg in his gob, he lets out a "not any more".
as if she was serious, it must have been a joke. Eagles are birds after all
I agree the old Coot is very perseptive... We have been sick...
Nuke Fremantle
22 Apr 2008, 18:36
I'm sure I saw 'Auzzie' sneezing the other day...there's the culprit!