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DWil6
5 May 2008, 20:58
I like to mix it up.. keep it fresh... keep the botbot guessing! :confused:

Optimax
5 May 2008, 21:07
Lol what a strange thread, spose we did have the underpants one.

Well im a folder its easier that way

MagpieGirl_13
5 May 2008, 21:12
Ahhh.... weird.....:confused:

When it comes to toilet paper - Folder
But stuff like serviettes - scrunch.

:p

Bazzar
5 May 2008, 21:16
Thread should be "Fold or srunch, moist or dry"

I read last year 68% of Seppos moisten their dunny paper. Wonder how many do that here:rolleyes:

Optimax
5 May 2008, 21:19
Thread should be "Fold or srunch, moist or dry"

I read last year 68% of Seppos moisten their dunny paper. Wonder how many do that here:rolleyes:
dry but recently these wet ones type things have appeared in the toliet and that provides a rather strange experience when wiping you arse.

Although i dont really think that is their primary function

beez
5 May 2008, 22:24
Great Question!

Defs a folder

Tarkyn_24
6 May 2008, 08:31
Scrunch

pongo_3931
6 May 2008, 10:39
Fold

kaness
6 May 2008, 11:52
Definately don't approve of the wet ones!

I'm a folder, but does anyone seriously scrunch... like I mean seriously get it in their hands and scrunch... And likewise does anyone really neatly fold it...

Because sometimes I feel it's a mixture of both.:D

Timmy from Thomastown
6 May 2008, 12:02
Bidet

Whacker
6 May 2008, 12:30
Im a scrunchy folder. Its not a neat fold but sorta kinda folded over :confused:

Chattanooga
6 May 2008, 13:15
If I may intrude...

Have to scrunch. When you scrunch, you create more edges in the handful of paper, and therefore increase your winnet scraping capabilities.

If you fold, chances are you are really just smearing, rather than removing the undesirable matter.

Hope this helps:thumbsu:

DWil6
6 May 2008, 18:33
OMG I've created a monster! Suprised Snag hasn't got any point of view on the issue!

swiftdog
6 May 2008, 22:10
Step 1: pull down underpants

Step 2: sit on toilet, bush, sink, wherever you want to go really

Step 3: do a poo, reading material is a neccessity

(20 minutes later)

Step 4: take half of the toliet role

Step 5 : scrunch toilet paper

Step 6: wipe bottom

Step 7: dispose of toliet paper in toilet, bush (use a bag), sink

Step 8: repeat steps 4 - 7

Step 9: Flush toilet, use half-flush, water-restrictions

Step 10: Leave toilet seat up, again this is also a necessity

Step 11: Bask in the ambience

Step 12: Exit from bathroom

Magpie Magic
7 May 2008, 19:40
I fold.

Chattanooga
7 May 2008, 20:42
Step 1: pull down underpants

Step 2: sit on toilet, bush, sink, wherever you want to go really

Step 3: do a poo, reading material is a neccessity

(20 minutes later)

Step 4: take half of the toliet role

Step 5 : scrunch toilet paper

Step 6: wipe bottom

Step 7: dispose of toliet paper in toilet, bush (use a bag), sink

Step 8: repeat steps 4 - 7

Step 9: Flush toilet, use half-flush, water-restrictions

Step 10: Leave toilet seat up, again this is also a necessity

Step 11: Bask in the ambience

Step 12: Exit from bathroom


So you have a crap; wait 20 minutes (just long enough for it to dry out, harden up and crustify like you wouldn't believe), and then try and wipe it????

Good luck with that!:thumbsu:

ClarkeM
7 May 2008, 23:23
9/10 scrunch
1/10 fold.

DWil6
8 May 2008, 19:19
9/10 scrunch
1/10 fold.
Phew, now I can sleep at night!