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I would make it so, that the Doggies and North played in the Grand Final this year.
Barry Zuckercorn QC
9 Jun 2008, 01:25
I would make it so, that the Doggies and North played in the Grand Final this year.
But then you'd have to move the GF to the Junction Oval... But you are god so I guess you could pull some strings.
TheWiseOne
9 Jun 2008, 01:26
You would not make it so Fremantle could win a last quarter ?? :confused:
Keyser Soze
9 Jun 2008, 01:27
Getting Freo to a GF too hard a task even for God?;)
But OT, I would love to see the Bullies get up this year.
You would not make it so Fremantle could win a last quarter ?? :confused:
SILENCE!!!!
Or I will strike you down!!:mad:
perthbombersfan
9 Jun 2008, 01:33
in a perfect world i would love for scott west to win the brownlow and for the doggies to have a win.
is there a truer champion than him? he has won so few accolades and has been the heart and soul of that club for so long.
Getting Freo to a GF too hard a task even for God?;)
Look!!
Even God has problems with miracles sometimes!!
Getting Freo to a GF too hard a task even for God?;)
But OT, I would love to see the Bullies get up this year.
That is gold Keyser, you cheeky bugger.
in a perfect world i would love for scott west to win the brownlow and for the doggies to have a win.
is there a truer champion than him? he has won so few accolades and has been the heart and soul of that club for so long.
You leave the nice stuff to me, you ____ing sinner!!
Now start your prayers!!
And did you say your grace tonight?
carn tigez
9 Jun 2008, 01:38
The title of this thread should be: If I were Richo!!
That is gold Keyser, you cheeky bugger.
Begone you heathen hippie.
And for my sake, by a bra.
And a strong one!!
The title of this thread should be: If I were Richo!!
Yeah....but Richo couldn't drive a combine harvester!
I can!!
So ____ off!!
The way you go on about yourself you'd think you were.
But you're not.
You're a skinny yokel missing teeth.
Go Dockers :)
Keyser Soze
9 Jun 2008, 01:46
Begone you heathen hippie.
And for my sake, by a bra.
And a strong one!!
Begone by a bra?
How do you do that exactly - I'll be going now by bra:confused:
Or do you mean buy?
And why do you need a bra anyway? It is for your sake after all.:p
thatswhatimtalkinabout
9 Jun 2008, 01:48
You do realise by starting this thread bushie, that it will be turned into a Biffinator/gangsta deluxe theology lesson that most of us will learn from but none compete? :thumbsd:
Let's just talk about hot chicks, Buggatti Veyrons, hot chicks, interest rates, tattslotto wins, hot chicks, hawthorn premierships, who's rooting who and who's not paying the rent.
Things the common man can relate too. :thumbsu:
Begone you heathen hippie.
And for my sake, by a bra.
And a strong one!!
You're god, you can make it so my boobies don't need a bra & stay up by themselves. :p
western jester
9 Jun 2008, 01:54
I would make it so, that the Doggies and North played in the Grand Final this year.
Divine intervention. About the only way this scenario could ever become a reality.
Keyser Soze
9 Jun 2008, 01:54
You're god, you can make it so my boobies don't need a bra & stay up by themselves. :p
Look!!
Even God has problems with miracles sometimes!!
;);)
;);)
You're on fire tonight Keyser, what are you on, have you been round to Cuzzy's? :D
Begone by a bra?
How do you do that exactly - I'll be going now by bra:confused:
Or do you mean buy?
And why do you need a bra anyway? It is for your sake after all.:p
See, if Trump was as smart as he claims.....he would of come up with a smart arse post like that.
But he isn't.
So, he didn't!!!
And tighten up your shoulder straps Keyser.
You're losing your cleavage!
see, if Trump Was As Smart As He Claims.....he Would of Come Up With A Smart Arse Post Like That.
But He Isn't.
So, He Didn't!!!
And Tighten Up Your Shoulder Straps Keyser.
You're Losing Your Cleavage!
:d :d :d
The smilies aren't working.
You're god, you can make it so my boobies don't need a bra & stay up by themselves. :p
Yes!!
But to do that, I would need to lay my hands upon thee.
And not even God could do that!!
:d :d :d
The smilies aren't working.
____en.....have, have, have!!:rolleyes:
Feeling better now??
Dairy cow!!
You could adopt one of your disliked posters and crucify him for the good of mankind?
You could adopt one of your disliked posters and crucify him for the good of mankind?
ONLY ONE!!!:mad:
This God is merciful.
However, he is not stupid!!!
Well.....he follows Freo.....but we all have our faults.
thatswhatimtalkinabout
9 Jun 2008, 02:23
Yes!!
But to do that, I would need to lay my hands upon thee.
And not even God could do that!!
Ahhhh....now god, they are all your children.
Your salesmen down here - the so called clergy - well they are not gynaecologists - but they are certainly prepared to have a look.
Ahhhh....now god, they are all your children.
Your salesmen down here - the so called clergy - well they are not gynaecologists - but they are certainly prepared to have a look.
Mantis is my Jobe without the happy ending!!
Mantis is my Jobe without the happy ending!!
OI, leave Watson out of this. :mad:
Kittenish
9 Jun 2008, 02:30
Ahhhh....now god, they are all your children.
Your salesmen down here - the so called clergy - well they are not gynaecologists - but they are certainly prepared to have a look.
No, they're too busy checking the prostatehealth of their Altar Boys.
Ok Bushie, if you're God, why aren't you a mostly bald ex-Geelong player who's son of the same name is currently playing for Geelong? Cause if you're not him, you're only a pretender, much like umm... those cult guys. Like The Leader. And since you're for Freo, you're definitely much less hot than those guys.
thatswhatimtalkinabout
9 Jun 2008, 02:32
OI, leave Watson out of this. :mad:
He who hath healing hands but shocking footskills?
perthbombersfan
9 Jun 2008, 02:32
while we are on the topic, i think there is a verse in the bible that sums up the dockers pretty well
check out Proverbs 26:11
and if you are too lazy, it reads..........
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
western jester
9 Jun 2008, 02:33
Your salesmen down here - the so called clergy - well they are not gynaecologists - but they are certainly prepared to have a look.
The clergy, also known to dabble in amateur proctology.
He who hath healing hands but shocking footskills?
Bastard. :(
thatswhatimtalkinabout
9 Jun 2008, 02:37
Oi - it would be awesome if someone could say something really stupid that I could quote as my sig because I am starting to get sick of TigerSquealers shit coming up under everything I post.
Even some latin Biff?
western jester
9 Jun 2008, 02:38
while we are on the topic, i think there is a verse in the bible that sums up the dockers pretty well
check out Proverbs 26:11
and if you are too lazy, it reads..........
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
Ezekiel 25:17, when delivered by the reverend Samuel L Jackson, in Pulp Fiction, best bible verse ever.
Oi - it would be awesome if someone could say something really stupid that I could quote as my sig because I am starting to get sick of TigerSquealers shit coming up under everything I post.
Even some latin Biff?
The Bombers will rise up & improve in the second half of the season & win the premiership. Is that what you're after? :D
Keyser Soze
9 Jun 2008, 02:42
Oi - it would be awesome if someone could say something really stupid that I could quote as my sig because I am starting to get sick of TigerSquealers shit coming up under everything I post.
Even some latin Biff?
Can't be long before bushie posts again.
That should help.
western jester
9 Jun 2008, 02:43
Oi - it would be awesome if someone could say something really stupid that I could quote as my sig because I am starting to get sick of TigerSquealers shit coming up under everything I post.
Even some latin Biff?
I would suggest checking out some of Brauns superlatives.
thatswhatimtalkinabout
9 Jun 2008, 02:44
The Bombers will rise up & improve in the second half of the season & win the premiership. Is that what you're after? :D
I think a Carltank fan will be my Targjay- they honestly think they are a show.
Don't even get me started about their mercenary......:thumbsd::thumbsd::thumbsd:
Yeah....but Richo couldn't drive a combine harvester!
I can!!
So ____ off!!
Shoot him!
Can't be long before bushie posts again.
That should help.
Oh, aren't we the witty one!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Now get this thread back on track or I'll call Fred!!
Keyser Soze
9 Jun 2008, 09:39
Sorry God.
I can understand why you would pick the Bullies, but why North?
Just to shove it up Andy D and the rest of those that would send them to the Gold Coast?
Sorry God.
I can understand why you would pick the Bullies, but why North?
Just to shove it up Andy D and the rest of those that would send them to the Gold Coast?The look on Vlad's face if he had to present North or a North player any award would be priceless
Come on God, how about Bullies v Tigers in the Granny?
And Richo & West dual winners of Charlie.
Or do Richmond have no hope of this, because Terry Wallace is Satan with a suntan?
Come on God, how about Bullies v Tigers in the Granny?
And Richo & West dual winners of Charlie.
Or do Richmond have no hope of this, because Terry Wallace is Satan with a suntan?
Satan is an evil genius with a cunning plan.
Terry Wallace has neither of these attributes.
Terry is one of my "special" people.:o
Sorry God.
I can understand why you would pick the Bullies, but why North?
Just to shove it up Andy D and the rest of those that would send them to the Gold Coast?
You are indeed a wise one.
You may sit at my right hand!
Don't get excited Keyser....I said at....not on!!!!
If you were God you would make sure that Nathern Lovett-Murray does a career ending injury next week
I would make it so, that the Doggies and North played in the Grand Final this year.
In the name of the bushie, and the son, and the holy spirit, amen
In the name of the bushie, and the son, and the holy spirit, amen
Peace be with you my son!
Bushie would you make it so the DT can win a game?
:D
Bushie would you make it so the DT can win a game?
:D
You have just exulted one of the 7 deadly sins.
Hell awaits you heathen!!
You have just exulted one of the 7 deadly sins.
Hell awaits you heathen!!
Bring it, bitch.
It ain't hot enough to hold me.
Peace be with you my son!
Father.....i pray.
May you taketh the tight collar, that curses my beloved BWS&T.
And cast it a thousand miles, then bless us with your holy leather.
Amen.