Murphinator
11 Jun 2008, 23:56
There is this man and he is the smartest bloke on earth, his IQ is immeasurable. Knows absolutely everything, can work everything out, etc. The problem is, he is so smart, he can't conduct conversations with people, because no one can understand him due to the way he constructs his sentences and the things he talks about. This pains him deeply. So deeply that he searches for someone that can decrease his IQ in order to attain a sense of normality and to fit in.
So he finds this Doctor who is searching for someone to test his new machine, which just happens to be able to decrease or increase someones intelligence.
He says "doctor, doctor, i need your help, i need you to make me less intelligent"
The doctor agrees to help the man, and he goes over all the possible consequences. The man still agrees, desperate now.
So the Doctor sits the extremely intelligent man in a chair, and applies a helmet-shaped metal cap to the man's head.
He flicks the switch to 'decrease,' and asks if the man is ready.
"Ready," he replies.
So the Doctor flicks the switch on, and the machine buckles into life.
The machine has an IQ counter, and the mans IQ is decreasing rapidly...900...700...500...200... until the Doctor decides to stop it at 150.
The machine however, does not switch off when the doctor attempts to turn it off. 100...60...50... The machine is buckling and making all sorts of bangs, until it seems to die with a final loud bang.
The doctor, aware of the complication encountered, and fearing that the man's intelligence has been greatly sapped, turns to the man, and asks "How do you feel?"
The man looks around, and at the top of his lungs he beats out "GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER...."
So he finds this Doctor who is searching for someone to test his new machine, which just happens to be able to decrease or increase someones intelligence.
He says "doctor, doctor, i need your help, i need you to make me less intelligent"
The doctor agrees to help the man, and he goes over all the possible consequences. The man still agrees, desperate now.
So the Doctor sits the extremely intelligent man in a chair, and applies a helmet-shaped metal cap to the man's head.
He flicks the switch to 'decrease,' and asks if the man is ready.
"Ready," he replies.
So the Doctor flicks the switch on, and the machine buckles into life.
The machine has an IQ counter, and the mans IQ is decreasing rapidly...900...700...500...200... until the Doctor decides to stop it at 150.
The machine however, does not switch off when the doctor attempts to turn it off. 100...60...50... The machine is buckling and making all sorts of bangs, until it seems to die with a final loud bang.
The doctor, aware of the complication encountered, and fearing that the man's intelligence has been greatly sapped, turns to the man, and asks "How do you feel?"
The man looks around, and at the top of his lungs he beats out "GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER...."