Half Ton Dad.

[Zondor]

There is no doubting Half Ton Dad.

He reckons the Grapefruit Diet works.:eek:

And how abouts Half Ton Teenager. Wants to take a year off to diet.:eek:

And how abouts Half Ton Teenager's Mom. Half Ton Teenager asked his Mom to go easy on the Mustard while she was making a sandwich for him so she squirts half a bottle into his sandwich.:eek:

And how abouts Half Ton Dad's Doctor. Reckons that Half Ton Dad ate the equivalent of what you and I would eat in 2 weeks in a day.:eek: That's each and every day.:eek::eek:

Now Half Ton Dad has been lounging around for the last 4 years unable to get up. Who fed him? Who wiped his arse? How could he afford to buy food if he hasn't been working for 4 years?

I wonder what Doctor Harry Unglik made of the fact that Half Ton Dad strained his back while trying to get up for the first time in some 4 and a half years.

Do you guys reckon that Half Ton Dad and Half Ton Mom will ever star in a porno together?

Devil Fish is now calling me Half Ton Friend.:eek:

Surely I'm not that fat.

Anyways I'm Hungry.

[Devil Fish]

Thanks for the insight there Half Ton Friend. I'm off for a pizza. Half Small Family & Half 4 Corners.

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

Shocking shit to watch.

BTW, I'm out for some Maccas, anyone want anything? Super sized.

[Zondor]

Devil Fish is now calling me Half Ton Friend.:eek:That would be right.:thumbsd:

[Zondor]

He's Fat.:thumbsu:

[Zondor]

This thread has been a big hit so I'm rating it 5 stars.:thumbsu:

[Carnthe]

Who the f___ is half ton dad?