15th Panzer Division - Adler Platoon

[kempy]

Scuttlebutt abounds concerning die Adler and the question of Panzering. I can't believe that we are but I suspect Orders have been given to certain troops that make it look like we could be, possibly, just, maybe nearly, have joined a certain mechanised division.
The team's orders include:
Stinger - Make sure you kick it the opposition every chance you get.
Hansen - Pull those hammies and keep pulling them.
Kerr - have a decent brain fade every so often so that you miss some games
Huntaaah - learn to kick for goal, and miss
Masten - play like an 18 year old rookie
Cox - get injured in crazy circumstances, break a foot and keep playing even though its hurts like buggery.
Glass - make sure you can't get fit and get the worst photo ever of an Adler published in WA
Hurn - play well for the first few games and then do a Cox, but don't play on
Josh - show us how its done but then have a couple of weeks off with a fake injury - not.
Le Cras - like some others - get injured early and then pretend that its serious for 9 weeks so we get to lose.
Badger - upset Bazza so that he belts the crap out of you and seems to dent your confidence.
Rosa - improve during the season but then call it quits with injury.
Brown - don't you dare take to the battlefield this season.
Seaby - we know you are good. Just don't show anyone.
Brauny - pretend to be old and out of form. You may not appear injured.
Fletch - tough one this.
Nico - 18 months or so out of action so make sure you don't come back as good as new.

Yup, we sure are deliberately Panzering.
Get stuffed, former St Kilda coach who achieved precisely nothing.

[Cuzz09]

yes!

then all just come out firing as one in 2009 and with a better draw the Eagles are suddenly a top 4 team in 2009 and the tanking worked :thumbsu:

[Mastablingbling]

Scuttlebutt abounds concerning die Adler and the question of Panzering. I can't believe that we are but I suspect Orders have been given to certain troops that make it look like we could be, possibly, just, maybe nearly, have joined a certain mechanised division.
The team's orders include:
Stinger - Make sure you kick it the opposition every chance you get.
Hansen - Pull those hammies and keep pulling them.
Kerr - have a decent brain fade every so often so that you miss some games
Huntaaah - learn to kick for goal, and miss
Masten - play like an 18 year old rookie
Cox - get injured in crazy circumstances, break a foot and keep playing even though its hurts like buggery.
Glass - make sure you can't get fit and get the worst photo ever of an Adler published in WA
Hurn - play well for the first few games and then do a Cox, but don't play on
Josh - show us how its done but then have a couple of weeks off with a fake injury - not.
Le Cras - like some others - get injured early and then pretend that its serious for 9 weeks so we get to lose.
Badger - upset Bazza so that he belts the crap out of you and seems to dent your confidence.
Rosa - improve during the season but then call it quits with injury.
Brown - don't you dare take to the battlefield this season.
Seaby - we know you are good. Just don't show anyone.
Brauny - pretend to be old and out of form. You may not appear injured.
Fletch - tough one this.
Nico - 18 months or so out of action so make sure you don't come back as good as new.

Yup, we sure are deliberately Panzering.
Get stuffed, former St Kilda coach who achieved precisely nothing.

Hahaha

Sumich - you are ordered to maintain a straight face at all times. Failing that, quack like a duck when fronting the media as a diversion.

[Stereophonic]

This is quite possibly the funniest post ever on BF. Credit to you Kempy

Could it be:

"Ben you are to take up drugs and then take up the time and attention of every footy journo in the country and thus deflecting the attention from our playing group"?

Are you ready to accept this challenge soldier?

[Kennedy_17]

woosha - dont ever blink to make people think you infact a clone.
suma - say 'look' at the start of every sentance because....

[Mop]

Lynch - Play up the ground increasing your versatility and output.


Yeah. Go the tank!

PS: Hi Grant! Hope you like being a disgruntled ex-coach.