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Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:39
How the Hell does Stephen Burns Continually be a star
week in week out
he has an average of 7 goals per game...
10 marks...
8 tackles....
25 disp.
14 contested.
11 uncon.
he is a absoulte FREAK of nature
Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:42
whoops its steVen burns
he is a superstar of the future
MarkMiller93
17 Jun 2008, 21:43
How the Hell does Stephen Burns Continually be a star
week in week out
he has an average of 7 goals per game...
10 marks...
8 tackles....
25 disp.
14 contested.
11 uncon.
he is a absoulte FREAK of nature
That Burns kid is a gun ay!!
he's from skye or something or carrum downs?
he'd definatly be in the top 5 draft pics in like 2 years you'd say.
what do u reckon?
Vonsche
17 Jun 2008, 21:45
Hmm?
The guy off Blues Clues that supposedly died?
Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:47
yeah saw him play last sunday ummm cut the other team in half...
kicked 9.2
31 disp.
Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:48
no not blues clues guy he killed himself or sumps like that
But apparently terry wallace has had a few meetings with this kid(behind closed doors)
so fingers crossed
Tiger Fury #3
17 Jun 2008, 21:50
Who is he?
Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:51
this kid he plays for the something Bulls i think
Tiger Fury #3
17 Jun 2008, 21:51
No, the blues clues guy died of an accidental overdose i think. And who is he?!
Tiger Fury #3
17 Jun 2008, 21:53
How old is he?
How tall?
Who?
Sounds like a future Adam Derbyshire.
TigerGlory
17 Jun 2008, 21:55
If he plays Under 16s and plays for Carrum Downs in the Frankston Division then hes not very good.
Carrum Downs are last and are crap. :thumbsu:
Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:56
16 i think
and 182cm tall
his name is Steven Burns
lives in carram downs vic i think
Marshmellowmagic
17 Jun 2008, 21:57
nah he playes for the bulls
MarkMiller93
17 Jun 2008, 22:03
will richmond tank for this kid?
Richmond FC
17 Jun 2008, 22:07
How the hell is there stats on a kid playing local footy like contested possesions and uncontested possesions. For that matter possesions full stop.
Spielvogel
17 Jun 2008, 22:11
talk it up mate ha ha:o
Benchwarmer77
17 Jun 2008, 22:15
this kid he plays for the something Bulls i think
you seen him play and u dont seem sure who he plays for :confused:
Drunken Wookie
17 Jun 2008, 22:16
whoops its steVen burns
he is a superstar of the future
You'd think by now you could spell your own name! :p
kainokaino
17 Jun 2008, 22:32
Im pretty sure this so called Kid is marshmellowmagic ...
and hes stats would be something like this
Under 16cs
Foward pocket - 3 disposals a game .. 50% time on ground
cotcha now
18 Jun 2008, 01:00
carrum downs r shit....ycw frankston r undefeated top of ladder and havent lost a game sinc like 2 years ago or sumthing.they win every game by like 100 points..this in under 16s....i believe. some good quality plays in this ycw list. many i know.
by the sounds of this kid he is too gud to be true:) hopefully ends up at richmond if soo lol
No, The guy from Blue Clues OD on something. LSD probably, seeing paper dog running around him must've made him trip.
RIP
RichosGuns
18 Jun 2008, 01:11
FFFLLMMMAAAAOOO!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Burns
Burns' departure caused a resurface of the rumors that had circulated about him since 1998. As Burns said, "The rumor mill surrounding me has always been really strange."[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Burns#cite_note-tenyears-4) These "specious claims" included dying from a heroin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin) overdose (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdose), being run over by a car, and being replaced, like Paul McCartney (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_McCartney) of The Beatles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles), by a look-alike. Some viewers claimed that "clues" regarding Burns' demise were even placed within the show.[ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Burns#cite_note-snopes-9)
http://www.antitese.blogger.com.br/250px-Blues_Clues_Steve_Burns.jpg
RichosGuns
18 Jun 2008, 01:13
Back to Steve Burns
I would be far from suprised if "Steven Burns" was actually marshmellow and MarkMiller is his mate.
It wouldn't be the first time :rolleyes:
Steve Burns is a marshmellow.
bigpapagman
18 Jun 2008, 09:48
Who?
Sounds like a future Adam Derbyshire.
I have it on strong authority that Darbs wont be at Lonny next year.
True Thylacine
18 Jun 2008, 11:13
I have it on strong authority that Darbs wont be at Lonny next year.
Might be a god thing. Big fish in little pond syndrome. He needs to challenge himself. How old is he now?
Irrelevant thread - closed