Selection Night Transcript - Port v Richmond

[ExpectToWin]

Mark Williams: OK boys we have some big decisions to make tonight so I will start by reading out my proposed line-up. From the back line

Toby, Carli……………..

Adam Kingsley: Erm sorry to interrupt Mark, but Toby is out injured.

Mark Williams: Are you sure Kingers?

Adam Kingsley: Yeh Mark, he is still 3 weeks away.

Mark Williams: Shit, what are we going to do about the back 6?

Jason Cripps: I think its time to settle Chad back into the CHB position.

Tony McGuiness: Who comes into the midfield mixth then?

Jason Cripps: Adam Thomson

Mark Williams: Who?

Jason Cripps: Adam Thomson

Mark Williams: Ahh..........., he’s got OP

Jason Cripps: No Mark, that’s the story we made up for the media.

Mark Williams: What do you think Tredders?

Warren Tredrea: I’m spewin

Mark Williams: Forget the defence for now then, let’s look at the forward line instead. I was thinking

Ebert, Toby, Motlop
Westhoff, Tredders, Boak

*****************Awkward silence****************************

Jason Cripps: I thought we might give Westhoff a rest this week Choco and maybe bring in a bigger bodied player.

Mark Williams: What! And risk 55 posts being started by I Love The Hoff on Bigfooty, I don’t think so. What do you think Tredders?

Warren Tredrea: I’m spewin

Matthew Primus: Maybe we should use Ladey as the second big forward in place of Westhoff.

Mark Williams: I’ve got Toby down there so what’s the point.

Adam Kingsley: Jason Cripps: Tony McGuiness: Matthew Primus: TOBY IS INJURED!!!!!

Mark Williams: OK then, Westhoff out and Ebert in. That will leave us with a 1 tall forward line in Tredders. What do you think Tredders?

Warren Tredrea: I’m spewin

Jason Cripps: I think a 1 tall forward line is going to make it hard to get a win Choco

Mark Williams: Yeh……… but at least we can play fast exiting football so we will look forward to that.

[bomberclifford]

Good follow up. Love Tredders.

[dyertribe]

Marvellous. :thumbsu:

[finbarr]

:D Top notch.

I have tears in my eyes. Sombody call fred lollows.

[Sandola]

Didn't think you could top last week's, but you have.:thumbsu:

[PJ Power]

From the Advertiser comments board:

"Choco has to make some decisions and drop the players who are not performing including Lade and put some of the kids in that will replace these older guys. Give the kids a go Choco they can not do any worse.

Posted by: Patricia Deluca of Salisbury 2:31pm today"

So Fabian does have family in Adelaide;)

[PJ Power]

That is an absolutely top job!

Well done ETW!!!

[Papa G]

Once again, very clever - Bravo.

[Andre]

A top effort again. :thumbsu: All it's missing is a 'JJ says I have the complete support of the Port Power football club to play fast exciting football'. ;)

[wharfie_1870]

I’m spewin' :D

[dreamkillers]

Brilliant yet again........:thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

Great work again ETW :D:thumbsu:

[Forzaport]

The toby gag is priceless! :D

[Killer Power]

The I_Love_Hoff reference is gold :thumbsu:

[*PAF]

The I_Love_Hoff reference is gold :thumbsu:

Priceless. :D:thumbsu::D

[KingCJ]

Nice work mate, I loved it!

[gopower]

Hilarious again, only thing missing is an ummm.... errr.... from Choco every three words. If anyone here doesn't get it listen to one of his press conferences.

[Puddy]

I respect Choco as a coach but this was pretty funny

[Adelaide Bloke]

Hahahaha!!!

THAT is funny mate. Well done.

:)