Create your own Carlton Merchandise

[gouldy_34]

This is where your wildest and craziest dreams of crazy Carlton merch. come out people.

Give us your imaginary/made-up/pretend merchandise you thought of one day when in the car to the footy or walking to work or in the shower etc.


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I'll get the ball rolling with: Carlton Shower Gel- Navy Blue in colour with hundreds of tiny white CFC logos floating around inside that act like those pomegranate seeds!! :D:D

[blue gunslinger]

We had a similar thread recently when I mentioned seeing a hermit crab shell done in Carlton logos for sale.
Like the idea of CFC condoms! Glow in the dark and flavoured

[krayfesh]

We had a similar thread recently when I mentioned seeing a hermit crab shell done in Carlton logos for sale.
Like the idea of CFC condoms! Glow in the dark and flavoured

And unlike Port Adelaide ones, won't break down the final stretch?

[walshy93]

What flavour would they be Gunslinger? You are the Pharmacist, what flavour do the embarassed young women ask for?

[bexta444]

What flavour would they be Gunslinger? You are the Pharmacist, what flavour do the embarassed young women ask for?

Surely more likely embarassed young men..?

[walkers a legend]

I just want a Carlton hooded Jumper but there not on the Carlton shop website or in the AFL shops over here.

[blue gunslinger]

What flavour would they be Gunslinger? You are the Pharmacist, what flavour do the embarassed young women ask for?
Jalepeno would be the flavour I would use - hot to trot!
But serious everyone if you are into the latex spend the extra cash on the vibe condoms that vibrate. You will be Mr Popular I promise as they have a built in vibrator that sends the femme fatales crazy. Unfortunately for me they do not come in Superman size plus the wife has the razor wire still up after baby number 2.