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We've all read or submitted some great lyrics we've heard or sung. Now, this is the thread were the lyrics make you cringe. You won't be singing any of these!
Here is one that I think is Clearly the worst:
Des'ree - Life
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
The Hitman
15 Sep 2002, 13:38
Originally posted by M29
Des'ree - Life
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
Life, oh life! Ohhhh life, ohhhhhhh life!
Thanks you prick. :mad: ;)
The Hitman
NICK THE PIE MAN
15 Sep 2002, 16:34
"Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains."
The A-tron
15 Sep 2002, 18:52
"I can see a liar, sitting by the fire."
Oasis 'I can see aliar'
PrincessPark
15 Sep 2002, 19:05
Good call, Nick. I hate Shakira with a passion purely on that line.
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Britney Spears
Oh oh oh, call me crazy
Forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh oh oh
comb my hair, doing a dare
Oh oh oh
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" - Shania Twain.
In fact, all of Shania Twain's songs.
Originally posted by The A-tron
"I can see a liar, sitting by the fire."
Oasis 'I can see aliar'
Yes, that is truly terrible. Even Noel regrets writing that one.
Docker_Brat
15 Sep 2002, 20:41
A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation
Bono just isn't putting the effort in anymore.
Hank Jones
15 Sep 2002, 22:32
The whole of 'American Pie'
And I get so high I just can't feel it
In and out my brain, runnin' through my veins
Cos you're my sunshine you're my rain
:p
The earth is made of dirt and wood
And I'd be water if I could
Live in a dream
In your stream
Live in a dream
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt (x20)
rhcp - 'i like dirt'
they were singing chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar
he was getting down like a freak show
she was going off like a whale
chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar
whitlams - 'chunky chunky air guitar'
The Hitman
16 Sep 2002, 06:51
Originally posted by coxon
they were singing chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar
he was getting down like a freak show
she was going off like a whale
chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar
whitlams - 'chunky chunky air guitar'
I think we have a winner. What a bomb.
The Hitman
Originally posted by coxon
And I get so high I just can't feel it
In and out my brain, runnin' through my veins
Cos you're my sunshine you're my rain
:p
I actually like that song (as i do all oasis songs) very much. Considering what it's refered too, i think it's pretty good.
Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
16 Sep 2002, 14:21
Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
"Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains."
...They r the cutest lyrics!!!
and the stupidest...
DESTINY'S CHILD
Bootylicious
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
body jelly :confused: i wanna kno exactly wot r they refering to?
You can give your life
You can lose your soul
You can bang your head
or you can drown in a hole
Nothing lasts forever
But you can try
Look around you
Everyone you see
Everyone you know
Is gonna shine.
carneagles
16 Sep 2002, 17:36
Macarthur Park always wins these competitions.
Everyone you see
Everyone you know
Is gonna shine.Apparently the original lyrics of the Ansett Funeral Dirge had the word "die" instead of "shine", but was changed at the insistence of the record company.
BomberGal
16 Sep 2002, 17:40
Originally posted by PrincessPark
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Britney Spears
I hate that one too. What the **** is she then? I feel like singing, 'I'm not a girl, I'm not a woman, I can't make up my f***ing mind, I'm a fricken adolescent then...' :rolleyes:
The one that really annoys me is "You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat..." is that supposed to be a POSITIVE connotation?!
Originally posted by Squeak
You can give your life
You can lose your soul
You can bang your head
or you can drown in a hole
Nothing lasts forever
But you can try
Look around you
Everyone you see
Everyone you know
Is gonna shine.
We've hit a snag...
This could come under several catagories...
a/ Crap Lyrics
b/ Crap Singer
c/ One hit wonder
d/ Most annoying person in the world
e/ The reason why Solomon & Lindsey pulled the plug...
What's the bet she sings this horrible horrible song at the open ceremony of the Comm Games in Melbourne.
I'm putting together a fund for a snipper right now!!
danzy_rocks
16 Sep 2002, 18:43
Originally posted by Docker_Brat
A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation
Bono just isn't putting the effort in anymore.
I find it very hard to believe that U2 wrote that song. Can't wait to see what the new album's like.
Grimace
16 Sep 2002, 21:52
Originally posted by BomberGal
I hate that one too. What the **** is she then? I feel like singing, 'I'm not a girl, I'm not a woman, I can't make up my f***ing mind, I'm a fricken adolescent then...' :rolleyes:
If she ain't a girl or woman, maybe Britney is a man?? :confused:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
Originally posted by hotpie
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
And that 'Bicycle' song. Infact, I don't like any of queens songs.
Originally posted by M29
And that 'Bicycle' song. Infact, I don't like any of queens songs.
sh*t yah... i've never been a fan of any queen music...
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race
another dreadful one from Queen..
'radio ga-ga'
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you!
Sinkers_9
17 Sep 2002, 02:07
Originally posted by BomberGal
The one that really annoys me is "You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat..." is that supposed to be a POSITIVE connotation?!
Perhaps if you listened to the rest of the words you would understand... I'm talking to a teeny bopper why bother
The worst lyrics ever quite clearly are:
Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always say what's on your mind?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Don't try to tell me what I already know
Don't criticise me 'cause I'm running the show
Some revolution is going to happen today
I'm gonna chase the dark clouds away
Come on and help me sing it
We can do what we want to do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to be
Just tell yourself you can do it
Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always say what's on your mind?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Billie Piper at her very best
The Hitman
17 Sep 2002, 07:24
Originally posted by Sinkers_9 in reply to Bombergal
Perhaps if you listened to the rest of the words you would understand... I'm talking to a teeny bopper why bother
It goes:
You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat,
But it melts in the sun like a life without love,
But I've waited for you so I'll keep crying out...
Without You.
It's called a metaphor. The hat is the life without love and it's melting without the person he's yearning for. Der. :rolleyes:
Anyway, let's exhibit some Lifehouse lyrics shall we. I'd nominate them for a crap song thread, but I'd have to list their entire back catalogue, so I'll stick with some of their ordinary lyrics whined by their lead singer in just another ho-hum middle of the road made for MMM 'rock' band.
From 'Trying'
Well I haven't memorized all of the cute things to say
But I'm working on it
Maybe I'll master this artform someday
If I quote all the lines off the top of my head
Would you believe
That I fully understand all these things I've read
What the f*ck?
The Hitman
BomberGal
17 Sep 2002, 09:38
Originally posted by The Hitman
It goes:
You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat,
But it melts in the sun like a life without love,
But I've waited for you so I'll keep crying out...
Without You.
It's called a metaphor. The hat is the life without love and it's melting without the person he's yearning for. Der. :rolleyes:
Anyway, let's exhibit some Lifehouse lyrics shall we. I'd nominate them for a crap song thread, but I'd have to list their entire back catalogue, so I'll stick with some of their ordinary lyrics whined by their lead singer in just another ho-hum middle of the road made for MMM 'rock' band.
From 'Trying'
Well I haven't memorized all of the cute things to say
But I'm working on it
Maybe I'll master this artform someday
If I quote all the lines off the top of my head
Would you believe
That I fully understand all these things I've read
What the f*ck?
The Hitman
I know what the freaking metaphor is. I just think it sounds ridiculous.
And you know what? If you actually listened to the entire 'Trying' you might see the meaning there. Try the entire lyrics mate, you might see the song is significantly deeper than that. :rolleyes:
BomberGal
17 Sep 2002, 09:58
Originally posted by The Hitman
From 'Trying'
Well I haven't memorized all of the cute things to say
But I'm working on it
Maybe I'll master this artform someday
If I quote all the lines off the top of my head
Would you believe
That I fully understand all these things I've read
By the way.
Jason wrote this when he was 15, after his parents divorced. It's about trying to find his way in life and find out who he is. Duh. :rolleyes:
Sinkers_9
17 Sep 2002, 13:43
Originally posted by BomberGal
By the way.
Jason wrote this when he was 15, after his parents divorced. It's about trying to find his way in life and find out who he is. Duh. :rolleyes:
Sounds pretty stupid to me.
By the way, you wouldn't know a real band if a CD of theirs landed on your lap. Get a clue :rolleyes:
BomberGal
17 Sep 2002, 14:28
Originally posted by Sinkers_9
Sounds pretty stupid to me.
By the way, you wouldn't know a real band if a CD of theirs landed on your lap. Get a clue :rolleyes:
If you're who I think you are -
You own an Incubus CD. I own an Incubus CD. Go figure :rolleyes:
Docker_Brat
17 Sep 2002, 14:38
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
What does that mean? Permission to screw her mates?
Sinkers_9
17 Sep 2002, 14:46
Originally posted by BomberGal
If you're who I think you are -
You own an Incubus CD. I own an Incubus CD. Go figure :rolleyes:
Afraid not loser. I do not own an Incubus CD!!! A relation of mine does but I certainly don't
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey
Danny Chook Fan Club
17 Sep 2002, 16:21
Come on come on
Come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on, let's make it easy
Come on, let's make it easy
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Thanks John. Truly illuminating.
Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
Come on come on
Come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on, let's make it easy
Come on, let's make it easy
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Thanks John. Truly illuminating.
These are worse
(If ever a double album should have been a single album, the White Album is it)
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Honey pie, honey pie
Honey pie, honey pie
Honey pie, honey pie
Honey pie, honey pie
Honey pie, honey pie
Honey pie, honey pie, honey pie, honey piieehoooeyeah
When i think crap lyrics by the Beatles, i can't go past...
Number 9...
I am the Walrus lyrically is pretty bad. Still think it's a great song though.
The Hitman
17 Sep 2002, 20:36
Originally posted by BomberGal
By the way.
Jason wrote this when he was 15, after his parents divorced. It's about trying to find his way in life and find out who he is. Duh. :rolleyes:
Wow. So he slaps it on not just one album, but TWO!
I did look at all the lyrics. I looked at all the lyrics of all the crappy songs they've got. I need a bucket.
The Hitman
The Hitman
17 Sep 2002, 20:45
I love Radiohead, but f*ck they have some weird lyrics. Try these...
From Idioteque
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker
I've seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen enough
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children...
From Paranoid Android
Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
You don't remember
You don't remember
Why don't you remember my name?
Off with his head, man
Off with his head, man
Why don't you remember my name?
I guess he does...
Weird, but I like it! :D
The Hitman
NICK THE PIE MAN
17 Sep 2002, 20:59
"Out on the dancefloor, and we can make sandwiches."
What the..?
Can anyone else remember this dribble song that talks about sandwiches?
:confused:
"I walked into a bus, got hit by a train, and I fell in love, which is kind of the same. I sunk out at sea, crashed my car (i think??), went insane, and it felt so good, I wanna do it again"
Yeah okiedoke!
Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
"Out on the dancefloor, and we can make sandwiches."
What the..?
Can anyone else remember this dribble song that talks about sandwiches?
:confused:
Detroit Grand Pubahs - 'Sandwiches'
You can be the bun,
and I can be the burger, girl.
I know you wanna do it.
We can make sandwiches
BomberGal
18 Sep 2002, 17:09
Originally posted by The Hitman
Wow. So he slaps it on not just one album, but TWO!
I did look at all the lyrics. I looked at all the lyrics of all the crappy songs they've got. I need a bucket.
:o
Actually heard all the songs? :rolleyes:
Hey, I'm sorry. You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****!
The Hitman
18 Sep 2002, 17:45
Originally posted by BomberGal
Hey, I'm sorry. You must have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****!
You replied. :cool:
The Hitman
Originally posted by coxon
Detroit Grand Pubahs - 'Sandwiches'
You can be the bun,
and I can be the burger, girl.
I know you wanna do it.
We can make sandwiches
Classy, classy song.
I like these lyrics but technically they are crap lyrics.
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
Sydneyfan
18 Sep 2002, 21:58
"No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes
Yeah, I'm a freak of nature
Yeah, I'm a freak
If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you
Body and soul, I'm a freak
Try to be different
Well get a different disease
Seems it's in fashion
To need the coldsore cream
I don't really know
How to put on a 'cool' show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go
If only I could be as cool as you
Freak"
Your best work to date, Daniel! :p
P.S. I'm actually a bit of a silverchair fan but they have produced some bad lyrics over the years!
Originally posted by Sydneyfan
Your best work to date, Daniel! :p
[[/B]
heheh...
Full of good will and integrity
You see I have no specialty
Here's your warning
I'll give you click click boom
I live in a cemetery
I need a change
Not to imitate
But to irritate
Brett Li
18 Sep 2002, 22:33
FUNTIME
Pop/Bowie
Fun
hey baby we like your lips
Fun
hey baby we like your pants
all aboard for funtime
Fun
Hey, I feel lucky tonight
Fun
I'm gonna get stoned and run around
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Last night I was down in the lab
Fun
Talkin' to Dracula and his crew
All aboard for funtime
Fun
I don't need no heavy trips
Fun
I just do what I want to do
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Baby baby we like your lips
Fun
Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Everybody we want in
Fun
We want some we want some
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Baby baby we like your lips
Fun
Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Iggy? You don't need no heavy trips?
you just do what you want to do? Que? what?
Originally posted by Brett Li
FUNTIME
Pop/Bowie
Fun
hey baby we like your lips
Fun
hey baby we like your pants
all aboard for funtime
Fun
Hey, I feel lucky tonight
Fun
I'm gonna get stoned and run around
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Last night I was down in the lab
Fun
Talkin' to Dracula and his crew
All aboard for funtime
Fun
I don't need no heavy trips
Fun
I just do what I want to do
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Baby baby we like your lips
Fun
Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Everybody we want in
Fun
We want some we want some
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Baby baby we like your lips
Fun
Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Iggy? You don't need no heavy trips?
you just do what you want to do? Que? what?
Was this his Ziggy Stardust coke phase?
vanders
19 Sep 2002, 15:20
does anyone remember this song:
"uh oh we're in trouble
somethings come along and its burst our bubble
uh oh we're in trouble
gotta get home real quick on the double"
or something like that. utter crap!
vanders
19 Sep 2002, 15:30
ok, heres some from you know who...yeah..Kylie :p
GBI
Hello
My name is German Bold Italic
I am a type face
Which you have never heard before
Which you have never seen before
I can compliment you well
Especially in red
Extremely in green
Maybe in blue blue blue
CHORUS
*You will like my sense of style
You will like my sense of style* repeat
Gut ja!
Gut ja!
I like the song though :D
The A-tron
19 Sep 2002, 20:39
When the sun hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Thats amore.
Now do't get me wrong, I love Dean Martin but it doesn't make any sense.
Originally posted by The A-tron
When the sun hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Thats amore.
Now do't get me wrong, I love Dean Martin but it doesn't make any sense.
moon, not sun
it makes a fraction more sense, now.
MeddyMedhurst
19 Sep 2002, 21:17
Originally posted by The A-tron
When the sun hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Thats amore.
Now do't get me wrong, I love Dean Martin but it doesn't make any sense.
You idiot
Leave Dean alone you arse
OK, someone else with more time can find the lyrics, but that "Peaches" song from the Presidents of the USA is no good.
In fact, nothing from them is any good lyrically.
I remember another song "Push the little daisies" :terrible, esp. the singing.
While I am at it, nearly anything from Frente was bad.
Can you tell when I was a student, and had plenty of time to listen to the radio?? :)
TheMase
26 Sep 2002, 14:47
Originally posted by Sinkers_9
Afraid not loser. I do not own an Incubus CD!!! A relation of mine does but I certainly don't
Jesse ... sister of Lee ...
Indeed.
BomberGal
26 Sep 2002, 15:00
Originally posted by TheMase
Jesse ... sister of Lee ...
Indeed.
Not that Jesse and Lee are actually separate people on here. :rolleyes:
Mr Eagle
26 Sep 2002, 15:22
How could you go past Vanilla Ice...
"Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!"
Originally posted by Murph
I remember another song "Push the little daisies" :terrible, esp. the singing.
ween are great !~
carneagles
26 Sep 2002, 18:53
Originally posted by Mr Eagle
How could you go past Vanilla Ice...
"Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!" A bit off-topic - did you hear about the celebrity boxing match they had in the US a couple of months ago? Willis from Diff'rent Strokes smacked the crap out of Vanilla Ice. I kid you not.
http://www.chumps.net/features/article.php?c=92
Yo VIP let's kick it
Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby
vanillla
Ice ice baby
vanillla
Ice ice baby
vanillla
Ice ice baby
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rap-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby
vanillla
Ice ice baby
vanillla
Ice ice baby
vanillla
Ice ice baby
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical pill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby
vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh)
vanilla
Ice ice baby
vanilla
Ice ice baby
vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold
Ice ice baby
PrincessPark
27 Sep 2002, 01:08
I'm sure it's A1A Detroit Avenue . . . that's what I've been saying for the last 10 years!!
(this IS one tune I got off Audiogalaxy!!)
Docker_Brat
27 Sep 2002, 06:19
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while the DJ revolves it
That cracks me up every time I hear that.. 'go, white boy, go' indeed. :D
Stealth bomber
27 Sep 2002, 17:52
Ahhh Vanilla Ice, where would we be without you?
Did Australia get a parody of that called "Rice Rice, Baby". It wasn't Weird Al, just some poser DJ trying to be clever.
Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in his oriental menu
Hungry for a little chop suey
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong Phooey
[You know what you want?]
Yo, can’t decide
Column A, Column B,
I like fried
Barbecued spare is my fingers I’m lickin’
And waitin for the main course, Kung Pow Chicken
SPICY, I mean hot like a stir fry
If you can’t take it order Moo goo guy
PAN, means chicken and mushrooms
While your on the soup the food is here too soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
They say besta bull but that means, No meat!
If I get dessert yo I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it.
S.J Rollin
1 Oct 2002, 12:42
how about this teen angst anthem then???
hello (x3), how low
hello(x3). how low
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yeah
...Pardon me???