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dee-molishon
17 Aug 2008, 19:19
I vote for Liam "what a star, and yes and i manage him" Pickering.
This is something that for some reason has really infuriated me lately. Pickering is the most biasedly favour commentator ive ever heard towards players he managers. When they *** up there is always an excuse or a bad umpiring decision. When they do something good he always proclaims "what a star".
If eddie mcguire had a conflict of interest commentating surely pickering has a bigger one with his players running round in every team.
Tony Shaw saying "no doubt" every second sentence runs a close second.
whelan=legend
18 Aug 2008, 17:08
How could you leave out Robert Walls??
dee-molishon
18 Aug 2008, 22:56
How could you leave out Robert Walls??
I know alot of people dont like walls but i for one actually do think he provides something to commentry. He says what he thinks and even though i dont always agree with it at least it gives the viewer something to think about, rather than the complete crap most of them go on about.
Supermercado
19 Aug 2008, 09:02
I'm shattered that Rex's full nickname "I'm invincible, I'm paying money, ahh the girls' happy, she's got no money, I got my rocks off, how good is this?" didn't fit in.
Dizzy stuff.
I have to go for Malcom "rhetorical questions and talking to myself for four quarters" Blight.
DemonJim
20 Aug 2008, 12:36
You forgot 2 absolute morons in the commentating world.
The worst by far is David "Captain Obvious" Schwartz (Loved him as a footy player but damn he can't commentate on the game for SH*T!
And Tim Watson. Also has no idea. And what's worse they both sorta sound like each other... so it's sometimes hard to give them crap as we have to figure out who they are.
demonfan9
25 Aug 2008, 22:38
So the question is, which commentators do you actually like?
BT and JB on MM for me.
goal sneak
26 Aug 2008, 11:29
Daniel Kowalski should join Ricky Olareshaw on the boundary during Friday night football.
Fairtex09
25 Nov 2008, 15:53
Nearly every single word that comes out of Robert Walls mouth is negative, it becomes quite annoying. Especially if your team is losing and im sure we've all had to deal with that alot this year.
KickLongTackleHard
22 Apr 2009, 01:18
Dwayne's voice gets him over the line by a nose from Blight, photo finish.
Andy_Mac
27 Apr 2009, 19:05
How could you leave out Robert Walls??
Spot on.
Favorite post match press conferance was the one where i could only assume it was malthouse gives it a bit of. "...no one would know more about being sacked from a club than him, he holds the all time record for being sacked, what is it now 4 clubs he's been sacked from..."
Gold
Luke Darcy is BS as well.
Greggas32
11 Jun 2009, 20:54
David Schwartz comments on TV that means he doesnt have 2 tell us everything he sees because we are watching it.
Also Luke Darcy commentates Netball WTF is up with thats.
Wonaeamirri33
15 Jun 2009, 14:10
God, don't get me started on Walls... quite an achievement for someone such as him to hold onto his job when he appears to contribute almost nothing of any value about ANY game he commentates on... :rolleyes:
Goobernutty
15 Jun 2009, 22:10
Robert Walls is the worst. He's so biased & negative, he can't keep up with the game. Numerous times I've heard him try to commentate on a running game, but he falls behind because he's too slow, so someone has to take over halfway through because he's three kicks behind the play.
Not only that he points out the most obvious of things minutes after it's happened. I heard this piece of masterful commentating a couple of years ago:
Quartermain: Bradshaw goes back, & nails it from forty.
*Crowd cheers*
Quartermain: And Brisbane extend their lead.
*Crowd continues to cheer, the ball returns to the center*
Walls:...................................................... ......Bradshaw kicks a goal.
Even those in Perth who would get the game on a three-hour delay have already firgured that out before Walls has.
Dwayne "i know every players path to AFL football" Russell and who they use to play for previously under 18's or SANFL, brings these stories out 3 times a quarter.
eliasd82
21 Jun 2009, 15:11
Robert Wallls - the guy is a douche
juz1978
10 Jun 2010, 00:58
How could you leave out Anthony Hudson? Not only is he annoying and bias (Every Swans game he commentates) he has a HUGE head!
WattsGoodForYou
10 Jun 2010, 12:29
How could you leave out Anthony Hudson? Not only is he annoying and bias (Every Swans game he commentates) he has a HUGE head!
Thats strange seeming he is a Geelong fan....
I cannot think of too many commentators that I actually like, they all annoy me in fact Kelly Underwood was one that I found less offensive to listen to. Hudson particularly irritates me, Robert Walls too. Michael Christian bores me with his droning voice there's more personality in a Cyberman. Being from the West I'm going to commit heresy and also put Cometti in my list of worst commentators the amount total nonsense that man talks is off the scale..
honkster7
29 Mar 2011, 21:02
I Agree where's "the inspirational coach of west perth, lol " Dennis Cometti , i remember his days at the cardies , he was crap . The jokes he makes are clearly pre rehearsed , his only saving grace is his soft spot for the dee's . Voted Malcolm Blight , arrogant , arrogant man .
thedevilsowne
15 Apr 2011, 16:28
How could you leave out Anthony Hudson? Not only is he annoying and bias (Every Swans game he commentates) he has a HUGE head!
:thumbsu: Exactly his the worst by far. Stupid annoying and bias little ompa lumpa.
Blackas87
4 May 2011, 23:15
Anyone on channel 7
Supermercado
15 May 2011, 19:25
The people have spoken, it's Dwayne by a mile
http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=735643
Rudeurrection
18 May 2011, 21:58
Russell for me. (he copies NBA commentator Mark Jackson word for word and passes it off as his won)
Lynch is pathetic, thankfully he is only used for special comments.
I miss Blighty, always made me laugh, 'He's just a little bit special' :D:thumbsu:
Djcjdees
1 Jun 2011, 16:08
The last 3 weeks I have noticed 2 things.
1. Lynch cannot seem to say a complete sentence without stumbling at least once. Once i noticed this, I couldn't stop noticing it from then on. EVERY sentence has an "err" or a mispronounced word that he has to correct himself on.
2. Liam Pickering has missed EVERY substitute in every game he has covered. The weekend just gone, I heard the substitution announced over the PA (through the tv) a good 5 minutes prior to Pickers' expert and in-depth reporting of it. And the term "any danger" being added to the start of his sentences before he says what someone isn't doing seems to be in vogue. Ie. "Any danger of Melbourne having someone in their forward line?"
Just my observations of commentators annoying me
Mark "What a good CATCH" Roo-shithole!
It's called a Mark. We take Marks in AFL football! It shouldn't be too hard for someone named mark to annunciate the word mark! **** YOU MARK ROO-SHITHOLE!@
WattsGoodForYou
5 Jun 2011, 14:12
Anyone who uses the terms ; "fisting" or "fisted."
Djcjdees
9 Jun 2011, 23:08
Anyone who uses the terms ; "fisting" or "fisted."
That reminds me. Anyone who says, "the next goal is really important here." If you think of saying that, don't. You are stating the obvious
The Roo has actually elevated himself to most annoying commentator. If there is such a thing as a face for radio, he has a voice for the internet
Crimson Azure
16 Jun 2011, 00:27
Where is the Lloyd option???
Can't stand him!
Bombers are now the greatest team in history whilst MFC never, ever tries at any contest ever, we can't be out played we just don't try.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
WattsGoodForYou
16 Jun 2011, 00:37
Where is the Lloyd option???
Can't stand him!
Bombers are now the greatest team in history whilst MFC never, ever tries at any contest ever, we can't be out played we just don't try.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
My favorite Lloyd moment from the weekend was where he was dumping on Jack Watt's game saying how bad it was, only for Micheal Christensen to interrupt saying he thought he had been very good, only for Lloyd to change his mind and agree with MC. I mean if you know where he stands on a issue you can deal with it and atleast respect his opinion but he is just as bad as Kellie "Talk like man, walk like a man" Underwood. He adds nothing. Not a thing. I am happy channel 10 get bubkus in the new deal they are all hopeless.
Can't stand Darcy. Can't stand Walls. Can't stand Stephen 'Fisting is what I do best' Quartermaine. Can't even stand Tim ' That bloke once visited Tasmania' Lane... and I am Tasmanian I dont think pointing out every Tasmanian needs to be done now does it? ...Only person I can stand is Blight, though he crosses the line for me too.
Demon 16
16 Jun 2011, 06:32
My favorite Lloyd moment from the weekend was where he was dumping on Jack Watt's game saying how bad it was, only for Micheal Christensen to interrupt saying he thought he had been very good, only for Lloyd to change his mind and agree with MC. I mean if you know where he stands on a issue you can deal with it and atleast respect his opinion but he is just as bad as Kellie "Talk like man, walk like a man" Underwood. He adds nothing. Not a thing. I am happy channel 10 get bubkus in the new deal they are all hopeless.
Can't stand Darcy. Can't stand Walls. Can't stand Stephen 'Fisting is what I do best' Quartermaine. Can't even stand Tim ' That bloke once visited Tasmania' Lane... and I am Tasmanian I dont think pointing out every Tasmanian needs to be done now does it? ...Only person I can stand is Blight, though he crosses the line for me too.
Lloyd is boring - gives nothing, but Quartermaine, Shaw and Blight are absolute rubbish.
On the positive I like Taylor the most. I like listening to McGuire and Mcavaney - I dont care what the others say. Dermie and Lyon are best for special comments imo.