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The Night Shift
31 Aug 2008, 18:46
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper reported, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

estibador
4 Sep 2008, 04:04
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection...

Should've just imagined going down on his grandmother.

The Night Shift
4 Sep 2008, 14:46
....exactly how can placing a nut on ones percy help to acheive permanent augmentation? It's just lost on me how that could work..

DockersMad
4 Sep 2008, 18:30
....exactly how can placing a nut on ones percy help to acheive permanent augmentation? It's just lost on me how that could work..

As it says, he hoped the weight of the nut would make his penis longer. Aiding gravity, I guess. Maybe he figured it worked with Grandma's boobs.

Why didn't he just use a crescent wrench to get it off?

Chops_a_must
4 Sep 2008, 19:41
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Stronzo
25 Sep 2008, 02:07
So did he make it longer?