Thing you can do better than AFL footballers. [Archive]

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Parasite

6 Oct 2008, 13:46

Blow your own trumpet people!

I have two things:
1) Jump. Naitanui is 201cm tall and touched 362cm in the running vertical leap test off one leg. I am 194cm and touched 368.3cm in the running vertical leap test off two legs. Pretty sure I could get even higher off one leg. My arms would be shorter than NN too, I'm sure. Wish I played AFL instead.

2) Eat Burgers. I ate 5 whoppers in one sitting one day. Admittedly I had drunk a fair bit of vodka and an amount of other substances that would have improved my eating ability. But still, give it a go!

Toot toot. :thumbsu:

Ogrebait

7 Oct 2008, 00:58

Drugs.

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk218/Ogrebait/ben_cousins.jpg

ashley12

7 Oct 2008, 07:48

Parasite

7 Oct 2008, 11:51

This thread is ripe for the trolling, but I will play nice...

Mine would be drinking, I have been boozing for the last 5 years and never have I hit a friend, eaten a goldfish, died or pissed on the side of a building...

Can't say the same thing I'm afraid, if I was an AFL footballer, I'd be sacked by now I think. I haven't hit a friend (well not intentionally) or eaten goldfish or died (close not no cigar) but I have pissed in various locations, including a jug of beer (which ended up back on the table looking a little more yellow than amber), my mates feet (very packed pub) and on the bar (doodle in one hand, paying for jug of beer with the other). Barmaid asked me "Are you pissing on the bar???" and I managed to say "No, of course not, are you crazy?" with a straight face.

ashley12

7 Oct 2008, 12:08

Can't say the same thing I'm afraid, if I was an AFL footballer, I'd be sacked by now I think. I haven't hit a friend (well not intentionally) or eaten goldfish or died (close not no cigar) but I have pissed in various locations, including a jug of beer (which ended up back on the table looking a little more yellow than amber), my mates feet (very packed pub) and on the bar (doodle in one hand, paying for jug of beer with the other). Barmaid asked me "Are you pissing on the bar???" and I managed to say "No, of course not, are you crazy?" with a straight face.

hahaha

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