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GFC MAD!
17 Oct 2002, 20:43
'Widescreen Plasma TV fails to enhance entertainment value of Burgo's catch phrase' :D :D :D
Mr. Blonde
17 Oct 2002, 21:10
"Drunk man demands kebab."
Bomber Spirit
17 Oct 2002, 21:13
Mike Reucastle gets huge pay rise while newsbar writers goes without ... Mike Reucastle blows extra money while newsbar writer's 6 kids have holes in their shoes ... Mike Reucastle is a bastard ... CNNNN welcomes new newsbar writer ...
Richmondfan#1
17 Oct 2002, 21:55
That shows rules!
"Only eccentric teens enjoy Kinder Surprises"
Haha, I have one of them a week ;).
dancingdoggie17
17 Oct 2002, 22:33
"fat, short, bearded man shortage for truckdriving"
lol. i love that show.
"Crean ... get on top"
:p
cocaine user thinks threesome's a certainty
tv addict draws line at Marshall Law
critics describe Daniel Johns' ARIA performance as 'a little stiff'
Nostradamus thought to have predicted todays human gullibility...
im fungry
guy incognito
18 Oct 2002, 11:30
University academic decides to cultivate an eccentricity
Extensive research determines Ariel Sharon really hates being called "Shazza"
Alternative music now mainstream. Underground rockers now playing alternative alternative music
Red sports car driver feels secure about having small penis
Crocodile Hunter wins his eighth he-man lookalike award
Plans for "huge" Friday night not realised
Policeman's wife getting tired of handcuff routine in bedroom
Studies show erect penis will assist sexual intercourse
Teenager surprised when pimple cream purchase fails to net her a boyfriend
Desperate grandparents discipline problem child by having sex in front of him
Fast food restaurant uniform makes acne-ridden teenager look responsible and clean
Couple who met on Internet disappointed by one another in real life
Easy listening radio station reaches third hour without running Mariah Carey song
Steve Waugh now only person to believe he should be in one-day team
Sports drink bottler releases new slight variation on water
Doormat sick of being treated like a woman
Yawning epidemic devastates primary school speech day
John Smith opens hotmail account: offered johnsmith299040545@hotmail.com
Pastor delivers sermon in pompous voice
Charm of old-style elevator in apartment block wearing thin
How long has this show been on for?
PrideOf
18 Oct 2002, 12:06
I loved
"CNNNN opens new binary newbar service 100101110101010101101010101010001110"
guy incognito
18 Oct 2002, 13:57
Originally posted by FIGJAM
How long has this show been on for?
I have known its been on for about 4 weeks or so.. Don't know if has been on any longer though
yeah, this series has only been on for a month or so but follows the equally great series last year - 'the election chaser,' where the show was predominately about taking the p1ss out of the november election, the parties and individual ministers, senators and candidates.
bulldogs1
18 Oct 2002, 14:11
Yuppies take up lawn bowls. Old people angry and will go back to doing nothing.
(paraphrased).
Richmondfan#1
18 Oct 2002, 18:01
Disappointing stitch in time only saves five
Man falls asleep while watching the movie 'Insomnia' and notes irony to friends
Haha, classics.
Just switched over last night. Funny show, the one after it is ok as well.
Bomber Spirit
18 Oct 2002, 19:00
Originally posted by guy incognito
Fast food restaurant uniform makes acne-ridden teenager look responsible and clean I'm Fungry.:D :D :D
"Mr.Packer? Would you like to make a donation to the Make A Fortune Foundation?"
Originally posted by guy incognito
John Smith opens hotmail account: offered johnsmith299040545@hotmail.com
haha, this one rocks :D
Westy_Boy
22 Oct 2002, 16:06
Love the viewer feedback:
"AIDS in Africa? Please CNNNN, keep it relevant"
Bomber Spirit
24 Oct 2002, 21:02
Medicine used for marijuanal purposes.
dr nick
24 Oct 2002, 21:13
man puts off work that can wait until tomorrow
boy in kindergarten gains status after "seeing" santa claus
milky way spoils appetite before dinner
computer geek turns friendship into relationship
SBS expects ratings bonanza with nude soccer.
"Simpsons" quote not as funny when repeated by geek. (very relevant!) :p
Drought relief comedy night fails due to excessively dry humour.
Mobbenfuhrer
24 Oct 2002, 23:14
after trying to watch it a few weeks ago and being put off by bad taste jokes about S11 ... we tried it again tonight and made it about 10 minutes in ... sadly it seems there will never be decent comedy again, so long as children are allowed this much freedom to play with their new media toy.
57 channels and nothin' on ...
Dogwatcher
25 Oct 2002, 09:30
Charles Firth has done it again.
Stop repeating The Firth Factor CNNNN.
Viewer response
Pornstar
25 Oct 2002, 11:08
Arnold Schwartzenegger impression includes phrase "I'll be back"
Father vowes revenge on programmable VCR
Very good show, which means it won't be on for long.
evade28
25 Oct 2002, 11:46
jane saville disquailfied from walk for want ;)
evade28
25 Oct 2002, 16:51
lol the ad for the tilt burger is a pi$$a, how the beetroot falls off!
Bomber Spirit
25 Oct 2002, 18:33
Canine paralympics introduces 3-legged race.
dr nick
25 Oct 2002, 20:24
hahaha, alan jones was totally sucked in by those "tilt australia" proposals :D:D:D
apparantly the two that host the show got arrested for streaking outside the courtroom with the words "not guilty" painted on them. inside the courtroom were the guys who streaked at the rugby union with "Vodafone" painted on them :D:p
rfctigerarmy
25 Oct 2002, 20:59
Every Thursday.. Channel 2 ? what time? My friends talk about it.. well my so-called friends ;)
dr nick
25 Oct 2002, 21:00
8:30
rfctigerarmy
25 Oct 2002, 21:06
Originally posted by nicko18
8:30
cheers, thanks
snakebite01
26 Oct 2002, 00:57
Not a chaser quote but how funny was the tilt Australia campaign the other night.
Cow: I'm Fungry
LOL:D :D :D
NICK THE PIE MAN
26 Oct 2002, 08:20
Im very fungry. :D
Thursday was one of the best episodes yet.
"Lets tilt Australia!"
As for the flashing news...
"ACTION FIGURE LOOKS MORE FUN ON TV THAN ACTUALLY IS"
"CLOSING DOWN SALE REACHES FIFTH YEAR"
:D
Bomber Spirit
31 Oct 2002, 19:07
"Chicken disappointed with other side of road"
Loved the Lunchgate chase tonight. Brilliant stuff - best ****take of comprehensive news reporting ever.:D :D
"The Voice Finally Understands it."
"Reserve Bank Promoted To Starting Line-up."
"Target Sale Claims 13 Fashion Victims."
robbieando
1 Nov 2002, 22:58
Get Thursday's newsbar here
http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/newsbar/newsbar06.htm
mongrelpunt
1 Nov 2002, 23:02
"Simpsons quote not as funny when repeated by geek"
task put off til tomorrow that could have been done today,
and that other funny one someone said about the action figure looking more fun on tv than it actually is, lol!!
GOALden Hawk
2 Nov 2002, 12:04
Capulets & Montagues tie in "Family Fued" :D
NICK THE PIE MAN
2 Nov 2002, 17:02
"You just missed a funny sight gag" LOL funny cause it is true! :D
"You had to be there"
Da Bomberman
2 Nov 2002, 18:13
ROFLMAO, Gotta love a Chaser Affair!
"Our fat kids become doll bludgers..and spread germs"
LMAO! Lunchgate!
"I remember where I was when Lunchgate happened....I was right there..."
Westy_Boy
21 Aug 2003, 19:33
New series starts tonight - 9pm, ABC.
RooMatera
21 Aug 2003, 21:25
Originally posted by Mobbenfuhrer
after trying to watch it a few weeks ago and being put off by bad taste jokes about S11 ... we tried it again tonight and made it about 10 minutes in ... sadly it seems there will never be decent comedy again, so long as children are allowed this much freedom to play with their new media toy.
57 channels and nothin' on ...
You sound like Ned Flanders. Go and watch your show, 'My three sons'.
beckybiglands
21 Aug 2003, 23:15
CNNNN back to its best
mace007
21 Aug 2003, 23:39
"Where's my placemat, you ****?"
Gold.
Destructive
21 Aug 2003, 23:40
A death metal track when played backwards promotes Mormonism.
Or something like that.
Mobbenfuhrer
21 Aug 2003, 23:41
Originally posted by RooMatera
You sound like Ned Flanders. Go and watch your show, 'My three sons'.
diddly
GOALden Hawk
22 Aug 2003, 11:57
Loved the jackass rip-off and the storming of the Vagina Monologues.
I'm fungry!
Jimmy#5
28 Aug 2003, 21:29
From tonite's show:
- Doggie fantasises about sex in the missionary position! :D
- Even Eminem is now getting sick of Eminem!
Have to tape it and pause it one night to be able to read them all!!!
Jimmy#5
28 Aug 2003, 21:37
From tonite's show:
- Doggie fantasises about sex in the missionary position! :D
- Even Eminem is now getting sick of Eminem!
Have to tape it and pause it one night to be able to read them all!!!
evade28
28 Aug 2003, 22:13
starbucks makes jumbo size 2 litre masachino (sp) :D
mace007
28 Aug 2003, 22:55
I forsee a great many complaints about tonight's show. Reeeeeally pushed the bar in some aspects, but I still loved it.
Milkman
28 Aug 2003, 23:19
"Vegan baby demands to be fed soy breast milk"
evade28
28 Aug 2003, 23:49
Originally posted by mace007
I forsee a great many complaints about tonight's show. Reeeeeally pushed the bar in some aspects, but I still loved it.
haha yeh true! how funny was it where they had the arrogant americans on saying how their flag should be on the iraq flag, lol that was a ****er!
funny thing is i think they were serious!!!!:eek:
Originally posted by Milkman
"Vegan baby demands to be fed soy breast milk"
That one gave me the biggest laugh in the whole show! :D
(Although "breast-fed soy milk").
passionate81
29 Aug 2003, 18:26
"Speed limits around schools have been reduced to 40 grams an hour"
Nerd say the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42, then rolls about laughing
bwahahahahahah
Milkman
30 Aug 2003, 15:12
Originally posted by passionate81
"Speed limits around schools have been reduced to 40 grams an hour" :D
footychick
31 Aug 2003, 12:09
Originally posted by Richmondfan#1
That shows rules!
"Only eccentric teens enjoy Kinder Surprises"
.
Lol....i luv Kinder Surprises....:rolleyes:
Lenny29
31 Aug 2003, 21:49
A terribly boring show, made hilariously watchable by the scrollbar.
harry_hawka
1 Sep 2003, 22:58
Originally posted by L-Nizzy
A terribly boring show
You're a tool, Lenny.
Stealth bomber
2 Sep 2003, 18:11
Different Strokes fan finally figures out what Willis was talking about.
Terribly boring APART from the quotes, I mean. The quotes make the show hilarious.
dancingdoggie17
3 Sep 2003, 22:37
Originally posted by RooMatera
You sound like Ned Flanders. Go and watch your show, 'My three sons'.
couldn't have said it better myself.
Imagine if he saw the one about the new iraqi flag...would have seriously liked them
The one where the tall, dark-haired guy went on the streets of america pretending to be John Howard was the best.
They all said they had seen him on TV. LOL