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dancingdoggie17
23 Oct 2002, 19:33
swan swam across the sea, swim, swan, swim! swan swam back again, well swum swan!

that's not all that hard but it makes me laugh, i dunno why. lol

Curly5
23 Oct 2002, 20:10
A noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

dancingdoggie17
23 Oct 2002, 20:41
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

The Doctor
23 Oct 2002, 21:03
The big black bug bleeds black blood.

Now say it fast.

Captain Sensible
24 Oct 2002, 00:00
I cant do tongue twisters at the moment so I will do my
favorite limerick from one of my son's books.



'There was a young man from Azzizes
whose ears were of differing sizes
The one that was small,
was no good at all
But the larger one won several prizes.'

Chops
24 Oct 2002, 08:54
I was born on a pirate ship

Cyclops
24 Oct 2002, 09:04
Irish wristwatches, Irish wristwatches, Irish wristwatches.

Oh wait, this isn't the watch thread.

Curly5
24 Oct 2002, 09:30
The Leith police dismisseth us.

Sick Puppy
24 Oct 2002, 11:08
How many woods could chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D

Curly5
24 Oct 2002, 12:48
Originally posted by Sick Puppy
How many woods could chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D
No no
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Kinda cute, isn't it? :)

Then there's:
Can you canoe? No I cannot, but I can yacht, can you? No, but I canoe!

Sick Puppy
24 Oct 2002, 13:18
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Curly5
[B]
No no
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Kinda cute, isn't it? :)



Heads are gunna roll at my old Primary School!
:rolleyes:

scoreboardend
24 Oct 2002, 13:56
These two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted. :D

Captain Sensible
24 Oct 2002, 14:14
Originally posted by scoreboardend
These two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted. :D


Was it Footscray Park?:)

scoreboardend
24 Oct 2002, 14:19
Originally posted by localyokel



Was it Footscray Park?:)

:D

Tigers_Goddess
24 Oct 2002, 14:43
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

scoreboardend
24 Oct 2002, 15:37
President Bush & Colin Powell are sitting at a bar.
The owner walks over & says,"Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing here?"
Bush says,"We`re planning WW 111. This time we`re going to kill 40 million Iraqis & one gorgeous blonde."
The guy exclaimed,"A gorgeous blonde? why kill a gorgeous blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder & says,"See, smart ar$e! i told no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Lets roll!"
:(

dancingdoggie17
24 Oct 2002, 16:30
Originally posted by Curly5


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


He would chuck, he would, as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could cuck wood!

Stucey
24 Oct 2002, 16:34
Not really a tongue twister, but:

Your Bob owes our Bob a bob, but if your Bob don't give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob's gonna give your Bob a bob on the nose.

Turtleman3
25 Oct 2002, 07:56
Slowly the sinking ship sunk

the sinking ship sunk slowly

handball_bart
25 Oct 2002, 08:02
Which witch wished which wish