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dancingdoggie17
23 Oct 2002, 19:33
swan swam across the sea, swim, swan, swim! swan swam back again, well swum swan!
that's not all that hard but it makes me laugh, i dunno why. lol
A noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
dancingdoggie17
23 Oct 2002, 20:41
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
The Doctor
23 Oct 2002, 21:03
The big black bug bleeds black blood.
Now say it fast.
Captain Sensible
24 Oct 2002, 00:00
I cant do tongue twisters at the moment so I will do my
favorite limerick from one of my son's books.
'There was a young man from Azzizes
whose ears were of differing sizes
The one that was small,
was no good at all
But the larger one won several prizes.'
I was born on a pirate ship
Cyclops
24 Oct 2002, 09:04
Irish wristwatches, Irish wristwatches, Irish wristwatches.
Oh wait, this isn't the watch thread.
The Leith police dismisseth us.
Sick Puppy
24 Oct 2002, 11:08
How many woods could chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D
Originally posted by Sick Puppy
How many woods could chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D
No no
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Kinda cute, isn't it? :)
Then there's:
Can you canoe? No I cannot, but I can yacht, can you? No, but I canoe!
Sick Puppy
24 Oct 2002, 13:18
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Curly5
[B]
No no
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Kinda cute, isn't it? :)
Heads are gunna roll at my old Primary School!
:rolleyes:
scoreboardend
24 Oct 2002, 13:56
These two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted. :D
Captain Sensible
24 Oct 2002, 14:14
Originally posted by scoreboardend
These two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted. :D
Was it Footscray Park?:)
scoreboardend
24 Oct 2002, 14:19
Originally posted by localyokel
Was it Footscray Park?:)
:D
Tigers_Goddess
24 Oct 2002, 14:43
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
scoreboardend
24 Oct 2002, 15:37
President Bush & Colin Powell are sitting at a bar.
The owner walks over & says,"Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing here?"
Bush says,"We`re planning WW 111. This time we`re going to kill 40 million Iraqis & one gorgeous blonde."
The guy exclaimed,"A gorgeous blonde? why kill a gorgeous blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder & says,"See, smart ar$e! i told no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Lets roll!"
:(
dancingdoggie17
24 Oct 2002, 16:30
Originally posted by Curly5
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could cuck wood!
Not really a tongue twister, but:
Your Bob owes our Bob a bob, but if your Bob don't give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob's gonna give your Bob a bob on the nose.
Turtleman3
25 Oct 2002, 07:56
Slowly the sinking ship sunk
the sinking ship sunk slowly
handball_bart
25 Oct 2002, 08:02
Which witch wished which wish