View Full Version : How many Carlton players/supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
ghostdog
20 Feb 2009, 19:06
Meh.
I don't even hate Carlton that much, but I know a lot of posters do... I just thought this might yield some laughs.
So, how many Carlton players does it take to change a lightbulb?
or
How many Carlton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ben the Gooner
20 Feb 2009, 19:08
100.
1 to screw it in and 99 to tell everyone how good Judd and the tanking picks are.
eth-dog
20 Feb 2009, 19:14
fans: all of them, all of them to figure what it is, one to hold the ladder, one to pass it up, one to swap them
players: exactly the same
IriDiuM
20 Feb 2009, 19:34
None. They prefer staying in the dark
(over their future prospects that is :D)
Heh, i predict carlton fans to come running and flaming ;)
One. Judd nominates Fevola and while the chin scratches his head trying to work out what this "lightbulb" thing does, all the other players sneak off to hide their brown paper bags, leaving everyone in the dark.
Wahooti Fandango
20 Feb 2009, 20:55
None. They don't require light bulbs as the sun shines out of Judd's ass and provides them with all the light they need.
dons_fan185
20 Feb 2009, 21:42
The exact number is yet to be determined. While they are practising for this challenging lightbulb change, one of the media-whores players does something awesomely stupid which in turn draws TV cameras. Everyone suddenly becomes too preoccupied trying to get their face on TV and the lightbulb never gets changed.
shad518
21 Feb 2009, 11:43
One player and all the supporters:
The #1 draft pick to screw it in and all the supporters to comment on how he's the best lightbulb-changer since Thomas Edison.
all of them
and all of collingwoods supporters as well :p
fishguts
21 Feb 2009, 16:46
100, that's why I found it hilarious when they fell short on 99.
So, how many Carlton players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can't get high enough up the ladder to reach it ;)
How many Carlton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You could ask a Carlton supporter, but they wouldn't be able to answer the question!
Adelaide Hawk
21 Feb 2009, 19:05
The answer is none. They would sit around doing nothing, waiting for Richard Pratt to do it for them.
Great to see you guys despise Carlton as much as I do :D
SELFCONFESDAFLNERD
21 Feb 2009, 20:06
<Insert Iridiums's answer here> They're spot on...
BringBackCransberg
21 Feb 2009, 21:21
Just one. But they'll probably have to do it illegally.
blues4flag
21 Feb 2009, 23:47
None. The lightbulb will obey Gibbs' will and screw itself in.
*farts in thread and runs away*
All of them.
In fact no one is prepared to anything by themselves any more with Setanta around.
bipolarbeaR
22 Feb 2009, 08:14
Few ideas, I am going with the theory that they can't.
1. Changing a lightbulb is similar to rucking, they have no chance.
2. It's hard to change a lightbulb when an Irishman is kicking you in the bum.
ghostdog
22 Feb 2009, 08:51
Many. It just has to wait until they get to it, and they are coming... soon. They're on their way.
...to the lightbulb. They'll be there soon. They said so... or so I'm lead to believe.
coming soon.
stay true
22 Feb 2009, 16:59
Many. It just has to wait until they get to it, and they are coming... soon. They're on their way.
...to the lightbulb. They'll be there soon. They said so... or so I'm lead to believe.
coming soon.
hahaha. My fav.
Ground Work
22 Feb 2009, 17:09
We dont need any players or supporters to change this light bulb..
Because the world revolves around us!
Skeeta Olly
22 Feb 2009, 17:21
Who's bright idea was this? 'Change'...'Carlton'...:p
Favourite is fishguts: "100, that's why I found it hilarious when they fell short on 99. "
unplugged
27 Feb 2009, 11:23
I'm not too sure on how many people it would take, but it's probably going to take a good 20 years for them to climb the ladder to do it :D
Funkalicous
4 Mar 2009, 07:35
None. They don't require light bulbs as the sun shines out of Judd's ass and provides them with all the light they need.
It took 6 posts before someone delivered the correct answer. :D :thumbsu:
Sir James
4 Mar 2009, 09:45
Many. It just has to wait until they get to it, and they are coming... soon. They're on their way.
...to the lightbulb. They'll be there soon. They said so... or so I'm lead to believe.
coming soon.
I think we have a winner:thumbsu:
mayhem20202
5 Mar 2009, 07:46
They've got the best new ladder, the most revolutionary light bulb, and the plan on how to change it. They are sure that soon the time will be right to take the room by storm and make the change.
Ben the Gooner
5 Mar 2009, 13:50
They've got the best new ladder
Unfortunately, one of the upright parts of the ladder is ****ed, and they're hoping it doesn't collapse.
Zero, there is nothing bright about playing for/supporting Carlton.
ghostdog
14 Apr 2009, 18:23
Who f****** knows... the last four times they tried they they were shite.
AndyLesPaul
14 Apr 2009, 18:27
None. They don't require light bulbs as the sun shines out of Judd's ass and provides them with all the light they need.
LOL Gold.
2-18, pending whether Fev can actually put the lightbulb in correctly
fishguts
14 Apr 2009, 18:34
Infinite
Because wouldn't know because we would all be banned by the Nazi-Lygonia before it was changed ;)
Infinite
Because wouldn't know because we would all be banned by the Nazi-Lygonia before it was changed ;)
That's a bit rough Fishy.
There were afterall a couple of good Nazis. ;)
Boucks09
14 Apr 2009, 19:04
None. They will ask the AFL to pay an electrician $1.5 million to do it for them so that they can spend their time and money figuring out how to leverage the wealth and influence of Australia's worst ever corporate criminal.
Ben the Gooner
14 Apr 2009, 19:32
3 more than the rules stipulate they should have. And they still **** it up.
dons_fan185
14 Apr 2009, 22:34
Let's ask Caroline Wilson.
Valve Bounce
15 Apr 2009, 13:46
Meh.
I don't even hate Carlton that much, but I know a lot of posters do... I just thought this might yield some laughs.
So, how many Carlton players does it take to change a lightbulb?
or
How many Carlton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE!!
They are not bright enough to change a lightbulb - they have to ask somebody from the Collingwood Cheer Squad - they are really bright sparks.
Wahooti Fandango
15 Apr 2009, 16:29
None, Robert Walls changes all their lightbulbs.