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Wahooti Fandango
8 Mar 2009, 19:55
In the great tradition of yahoo answers and realsuperpowers I bring you Uncyclopedia. The possibilities are endless. Start an account and wreak havoc. ;)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
*I have started an account, but have yet to work out how to do stuff.
Ben the Gooner
8 Mar 2009, 19:57
In the great tradition of yahoo answers and realsuperpowers I bring you Uncyclopedia. The possibilities are endless. Start an account and wreak havoc. ;)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
*I have started an account, but have yet to work out how to do stuff.
I'm not a fan of most of it, but go to:
Fisher Price (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fisher_Price) Follow the link down the bottom.
World War II (The Video Game) (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/World_War_II_(video_game))
List of weapons that don't exist, but should (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should)
List of weapons that exist, but shouldn't (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_exist%2C_but_shouldn%27t)
Wahooti Fandango
8 Mar 2009, 20:06
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Unquotable:Yoda
dons_fan185
8 Mar 2009, 20:48
Well, okay. I'm keen.
This was the first uncyclopedia page I've ever encountered:
Perth (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Perth)
its all true. but i really did get out of there
Skeeta Olly
9 Mar 2009, 20:26
Genocide Teams
The most famous teams in the history of Genocide are the ones that created great spectacles for the game fans. After the invention of television (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Google), Genocide teams became even more and more popular than they were when the only place people heard of their feats were in school, in History class.
Some of the most famous Genocide teams are:
Collingwood Magpies
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Genocide
Skeeta Olly
9 Mar 2009, 20:35
For Ben
Xavier College - See the effects of steroids (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Steroid) when used on children from birth. You will be jumped on by students high on pot (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pot) then get pushed down a hill in a wheelie-bin. Or if you're lucky, have your house damaged upon by being Toilet Papered (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Toilet_Paper) on, graffitied (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Graffiti) on, etc.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melbourne
:p
Ben the Gooner
10 Mar 2009, 17:42
For Ben
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Melbourne
:p
You didn't mention the entire year level streaking through assembly (Source: CNN) - funny, I must have been looking the wrong way.
You also missed murderball, or jockball or whatever the media decided to call it.
Skeeta Olly
10 Mar 2009, 18:17
You didn't mention the entire year level streaking through assembly (Source: CNN) - funny, I must have been looking the wrong way.
You also missed murderball, or jockball or whatever the media decided to call it.
Catholic Church isn't doing its job.
My school's description was just...stupid.
Ben the Gooner
10 Mar 2009, 18:56
Pick my edit in that thread, Olly.;)
Skeeta Olly
10 Mar 2009, 19:31
Pick my edit in that thread, Olly.;)
Are you referring that i go to Xavier...
Ben the Gooner
10 Mar 2009, 19:37
Are you referring that i go to Xavier...
No, I changed the Trinity one.
Skeeta Olly
10 Mar 2009, 19:40
No, I changed the Trinity one.
Ha, hilarious.
You do realise i don't go to Trinity.
Ben the Gooner
10 Mar 2009, 19:47
Ha, hilarious.
You do realise i don't go to Trinity.
Yeah, I know, but it had to be changed. They had something about being the hardest partiers, and that had to go.
Skeeta Olly
10 Mar 2009, 19:52
Is it me, or doesn't this site work anymore?
http://www.gizoogle.com/
Ben the Gooner
10 Mar 2009, 20:10
Check here (http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/gizoogle.com).
Skeeta Olly
10 Mar 2009, 20:20
Check here (http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/gizoogle.com).
I trump you!
http://www.gooogIe.co.uk/?gid=376477&hl=en&meta=o&q=Carlton%20Rule!
Don't be scared to click, honest.
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 18:37
I trump you!
http://www.gooogIe.co.uk/?gid=376477&hl=en&meta=o&q=Carlton%20Rule!
Don't be scared to click, honest.
i like it :thumbsu:
I was reading Uncyclopedia way before anyone else. Go to the Hitler page.
Guys....we're gonna have to make an Metal Arms page. A why (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Why%3F) would probably be best
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 18:48
^ I agree on both points. I think you (Spikey) were the one that showed me uncyclopedia, but that is not going to stop me from shamelessly stealing the idea from you. :D
^ I agree on both points. I think you (Spikey) were the one that showed me uncyclopedia, but that is not going to stop me from shamelessly stealing the idea from you. :D
Shamelessly stealing is the Metal Arms tradition
That's going in the Meal Arm Page if we make one btw.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 18:54
Shamelessly stealing is the Metal Arms tradition
That's going in the Meal Arm Page if we make one btw.
I am constructing a page as we speak. :thumbsu: You must contribute. :D
I was writing an introduction in my head (One of the many benefits of having Metal Arms), but this is much easily. We're gonna need pics of old famous people having Metal Arms too. Like Churchill with an caption like "Hitler didn't have Metal Arms. Churchill did. Which side are you on?" but of course more funny.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:06
My work so far;
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Arms
Be kind. It is going to be a masterpiece and will take time.
Need some 'quotes' (round 2-4). One from Mr Wilde of course. Will try to think of some
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 19:15
So far so good PP
I've set up an account but the whole contributing thing is discombobulating. I'll see how I go.
The best way to learn how to format is just look at some page, see how they do it(Ie linking to another page inside Uncyclopedia) and trying it yourself.
Or reading the help files. But **** that.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:20
So far so good PP
I've set up an account but the whole contributing thing is discombobulating. I'll see how I go.
Go for gold. Just type metal arms into the search section and then when the page comes up there is an edit tab up the top. Just click on that and proceed from there. Just make sure to leave the construction label as this prevents it getting deleted.
Skeeta Olly
11 Mar 2009, 19:21
Urban Dictionary?
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:22
The best way to learn how to format is just look at some page, see how they do it(Ie linking to another page inside Uncyclopedia) and trying it yourself.
Or reading the help files. But **** that.
That was my thought process.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:23
Urban Dictionary?
Good idea. We need to spread the metal arms ideology. :thumbsu:
Urban Dictionary?
No. Uncyclopedia.
Btw, who is the Metal Arm god? We need a historical figure, but not someone like Jesus. Someone like an Mussolini, over-shadowed by someone else (Hitler) but still pretty historical.
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 19:23
Help manuals are for idiots...and people without metal arms
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:28
Someone needs to save a word file of the text and stuff so that if the page gets deleted we can put it back up.
Our God is William James:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_James
* I am fully aware of the irony of including a link to wikipedia in a thread about uncyclopedia.
I am off to watch House, but will return intermittently. Get to work minions. ;) :D
William James it is then. Need a backstory as to why he needed them now though.
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 19:30
I uploaded a few paint jobs with pictures of historical figures with metal arms in a thread here.
Can't remember which one, though.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:32
I uploaded a few paint jobs with pictures of historical figures with metal arms in a thread here.
Can't remember which one, though.
Random Chat thread (on Bombers board), I think. :thumbsu:
Skeeta Olly
11 Mar 2009, 19:33
http://www.studiobueno.com/InspectorGadget.jpg
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 19:42
Wow, I'm not an apprentice anymore.
Go Me!
I'm thinking of writing about SAPMA
I'm touching onto the Metal Music side Ben. I expect you to help with this.
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 19:45
\m/ will do.
Don't think that creationism is contrary to the awesomeness of metal arms:
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc285/bengooner4/CreationofAdam.jpg
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc285/bengooner4/muhammad_ali_versus_sonny_liston.jpg
Ctrl + PgDn;)
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc285/bengooner4/uncle-sam.jpg
That's not a finger. That's a fist. Strength.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 19:45
Wow, I'm not an apprentice anymore.
Go Me!
I'm thinking of writing about SAPMA
That was my next plan. Over to you. Inspector Gadget is an impostor. :D
Skeeta Olly
11 Mar 2009, 19:52
He is clearly the fail of your metal arm establishment. I'm expecting better from people with arms of metal.
Does the Catholic Church agree with metal arms, Ben?
Would Darwin be in favour of Metal Arms, or would they be against his theory, PP?
Would the orange hair be mistake for rust, Spike?
These are the questions that must be answered to win over ordinary humans.
"James founded the First Metal Arm church in 1865 in Oklahoma (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Oklahoma)"
The KKK was founded in 1865 too...and Oklahome wasn't a state until 1907 for those who didn't know ;)
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 19:56
He is clearly the fail of your metal arm establishment. I'm expecting better from people with arms of metal.
Does the Catholic Church agree with metal arms, Ben?
Would Darwin be in favour of Metal Arms, or would they be against his theory, PP?
Would the orange hair be mistake for rust, Spike?
These are the questions that must be answered to win over ordinary humans.
See the Creation of Adam above.
Even the name is full of metal.
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 20:04
The quotes are hilarious. :thumbsu:
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 20:19
"The SAPMA HQ is the only known place in the world to have non-metal detectors at the entrance. "
The quotes are hilarious. :thumbsu:
Fixed my Metal Mario one around.
And added a paragraph about the Church
You guys know how Chuck Norris has the roundhouse kick? What do we call it when someone with Metal Arms kills someone with their metal arms?
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 20:37
You guys know how Chuck Norris has the roundhouse kick? What do we call it when someone with Metal Arms kills someone with their metal arms?
Metal arm bitch slap. They are always fatal. I will find somewhere to put my stuff on the page as it is of such high quality.
Metal arm bitch slap. They are always fatal. I will find somewhere to put my stuff on the page as it is of such high quality.
"The first Metal Arms were developed in 1891, by which time membership of The Chruch was around the 200,182 mark, and put onto an bird. The Metal Arms proved to be an success as by the time James was able to hit the remote control to explode the explosives on the bird, membership of The Church was down to 267 people. Many of the dead were killed by the vicious (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sid_Vicious) 'Metal arm bitch slap'. While an few others died cutting their arms off and then trying to steal the Bird's arms."
Rate out of 10 plz.
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 20:44
Can someone upload the pictures above to Wikimedia?
I'll try. Do I have to save them then up them onto Unwiki?
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 20:52
Probably.
I don't know.
Got the Metal Sam pic up. Not so sure about the caption though. Any suggestions?
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 21:01
I need SAPMA to be better. And maybe include Sydney in it for Spikey
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 21:03
Do this one next, it ties into the metal theme:
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc285/bengooner4/Ozzy.jpg
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 21:05
Who did the Sid Vicious link?
That's fantastic.:D
I need SAPMA to be better. And maybe include Sydney in it for Spikey
My only suggestion right now is to start a new paragraph from 'SAPMA has big plans for the future.' so it's easily to read.
Broke it into it's own little section so it's easily to edit btw.
Who did the Sid Vicious link?
That's fantastic.:D
I did the link. I of course didn't write his page.
Did a similar thing with Metal detectors in the SAPMA bit. But more random and less funny.
Trying to work out how I can work that pic into it Ben.
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 21:11
How would you feel about me quoting David Myers...?
Ben the Gooner
11 Mar 2009, 21:12
Write a heading "New Wave of British Heavy Metal Arms" and I'll add a paragraph tomorrow.
How would you feel about me quoting David Myers...?
Only if it's good :p
Write a heading "New Wave of British Heavy Metal Arms" and I'll add a paragraph tomorrow.
Section started. At the bottom of the page. I'm done with writing for the night. Only editing stuff now.
That Pic's in there Ben. Do you want an caption for it?
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 21:21
I'll do it, but if you don't like it delete it.
Do it.
Currently trying to think of something to add to The SAPMA part, but you've ppretty much covered everything. Only thing I can think of is something to do with Yahoo! Answers...
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 21:49
I have placed my stuff under two new headings.
I have placed my stuff under two new headings.
Had to throw a Futurama reference in there PP
"Strong magnets also make people with Metal Arms sing folk songs"
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 21:54
I give up. David Myers might be awesome but he's not all that funny
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 21:56
Someone chuck this picture under the heading; Metal Arms in Popular Culture.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg135/Scopes_Monkey/poster5202703.jpg?t=1228025093
I give up. David Myers might be awesome but he's not all that funny
Maybe something to do with Jobe and his hand-balling skills and how his Metal Arms make them better
Someone chuck this picture under the heading; Metal Arms in Popular Culture.
Done. You gonna write something?
dons_fan185
11 Mar 2009, 22:13
Good idea...or maybe find something Hirdy's said and link it to the God page.
Probably will do that tomorrow though
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 22:14
Done. You gonna write something?
Yep, I have written something, although it is having issues with italics, but I can fix that later. I am done for the night.
Lack of Full Metal Jacket makes me sad :p
Wahooti Fandango
11 Mar 2009, 22:20
Lack of Full Metal Jacket makes me sad :p
That is a must. Add it. :thumbsu:
Wahooti Fandango
12 Mar 2009, 08:57
A quality gif from uncyclopedia.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5c/Dfd6f2ab298f36a4887ed6e0563d23.gif
Feel free to use this as your avatar.
Pfft, you guys (and girl I believe) clearly didn't play enough Mortal Combat as research to prepare for this endevour.
Also, uncyclopedia is not funny and delves into lameness on frequent occasions. Well, apart from this one article I randomly came across about metal arms, hilarious. I wonder who wrote it up? :D
Also, uncyclopedia is not funny and delves into lameness on frequent occasions. Well, apart from this one article I randomly came across about metal arms, hilarious. I wonder who wrote it up? :D
Would you prefer some Chuck Norris jokes?
Skeeta Olly
12 Mar 2009, 16:27
Would you prefer some Chuck Norris jokes?
Please.
Would you prefer some Chuck Norris jokes?
Absolutely. Wait, it is still 2004 right? :p
Wahooti Fandango
12 Mar 2009, 20:21
The page is good, although we need a caption for the Ozzie pic. :thumbsu: