View Full Version : TV Is Kochie the biggest tool on tv??
The Sultan
1 Apr 2009, 13:01
I occationally catch bits of sunrise some mornings, when im making my morning coffee at work (they have tv on in the tea room), and if Kochie is not the biggest tool on the tv if not the earth then i'm not here. is there anyone if Australia that find him redeeming in anyway?
Contra Mundum
1 Apr 2009, 13:05
Stefanovic 5000 is programmed to bland
The Sultan
1 Apr 2009, 13:17
Stefanovic 5000 is programmed to bland
I actually prefer the Stef-bot, his blandness is endearing and he makes me laugh. I recall him doing a little shoulder shimmy when they had Kyle Minogue song in the back ground for her 40th B/day, it had to be seen to be beleived.
Rove has him covered easily.
A resounding yes he is an absolute tosser of the highest order. The only time I'll ever tolerate the wanker is when he hosts Where Are They Now? which is a top show.
Contra Mundum
1 Apr 2009, 13:59
Rove has him covered easily.
Rove is just dull. Kochie is repulsive
red+black
1 Apr 2009, 14:12
A resounding yes he is an absolute tosser of the highest order.
This. He is an embarrassment to his parents, family and friends, let alone the general public.
Cousin Jed
1 Apr 2009, 14:15
I've requested a mod to remove the Is and ?? from the thread title.
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Yes, Yes he is.
Lets Beyblade
1 Apr 2009, 17:04
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Yes, Yes he is.
Haha, I thought Kochie was a massive tosser before I watched this. Haven't been able to stomach Sunrise for over a year now and this short clip completely validates my stance :D
Flex_a_bull
1 Apr 2009, 17:23
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Yes, Yes he is.
What an ill-informed moron..seriously it's the multitude of turds like him that's making this country unfknbearable.
Admiral Afterworld
1 Apr 2009, 19:20
To be fair, he was probably only saying that so they could have a fake debate/argument about it rather than the whole panel saying "I'm against it" and the segment lasting for all of 1 minute.
He's still a tool though :p
To be fair, he was probably only saying that so they could have a fake debate/argument about it rather than the whole panel saying "I'm against it" and the segment lasting for all of 1 minute.
He's still a tool though :p
No he makes his views known even stronger here:
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I saw some crap he was talking about after the recent spate of shark attacks and it was just laughable.
He should have stuck to finance, clearly out of his depth giving opinons on anything.
As much as I hate Kochie, at least the ****er has an opinion. That ****ing dolt Mel just sits there and blinks and goes 'ooohhh' or 'ahhh' for most of the show without any intention of speaking. Clearly not wanting any attention upon herself in case anyone might question her.
stephen_bayne
1 Apr 2009, 21:34
I don't watch Sunrise but I've destested him since that whole jumping in the ambulance stunt at the Beaconsfield mine disaster.
Contra Mundum
1 Apr 2009, 21:37
I don't watch Sunrise but I've destested him since that whole jumping in the ambulance stunt at the Beaconsfield mine disaster.
I cannot stand watching TV in the morning anyway - I sometimes turn it on when I am in hotels. Kochie is a ******** and Mel seems to have sub-normal intelligence
stephen_bayne
1 Apr 2009, 21:39
Agree with you there. They're all so chirpy and buddy buddy it makes me want to puke in my coffee cup.
Flex_a_bull
1 Apr 2009, 21:40
As much as I hate Kochie, at least the ****er has an opinion. That ****ing dolt Mel just sits there and blinks and goes 'ooohhh' or 'ahhh' for most of the show without any intention of speaking. Clearly not wanting any attention upon herself in case anyone might question her.
she can't seem smarter than the new idea/womans day sisterhood. those bitches will think she is too high brow and leave in droves. She comes to life when there is celebrity goss and feel good stories.
Contra Mundum
1 Apr 2009, 21:41
she can't seem smarter than the new idea/womans day sisterhood. those bitches will think she is too high brow and leave in droves. She comes to life when there is celebrity goss and feel good stories.
She is like one of those Island of Dr Moreau style half human/half beast jobs - the animal half is a cow
Ill Chicken
1 Apr 2009, 22:59
I occationally catch bits of sunrise some mornings, when im making my morning coffee at work (they have tv on in the tea room), and if Kochie is not the biggest tool on the tv if not the earth then i'm not here. is there anyone if Australia that find him redeeming in anyway?
The Sultan, of all that is wise, can not tell the difference between the biggest tools on TV. Would it be because all TV personalities are tools or because he is more than accepting of one tool to another. I bid thee The Sultan to explain why if Kochie is not the biggest tool on the tv if not the earth then i'm not here.
those bitches will think she is too high brow and leave in droves.
How stupid would you have to be to think Mel is too high brow:confused:
I get your point though she's just pandering to the uneducated bogans who watch.
Wahooti Fandango
2 Apr 2009, 09:07
This just reminds why I d not watch this show anymore. Although I think Kochie is challenged in the tool stakes by this man;
http://mammjtommo.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jeremy-clarkson.jpg
Contra Mundum
2 Apr 2009, 09:23
This just reminds why I d not watch this show anymore. Although I think Kochie is challenged in the tool stakes by this man;
http://mammjtommo.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jeremy-clarkson.jpg
His horrible performance on the UK version of "who do you think you are" cemented him into the tool hall of fame♦
Wahooti Fandango
2 Apr 2009, 11:19
His horrible performance on the UK version of "who do you think you are" cemented him into the tool hall of fame♦
Finally someone agrees with me that Clarkson is a tool (I prefer the term fu**wit). :thumbsu: The fact that it is Contra Mundum, a well respected poster, makes it even better. :thumbsu:
Ludwig van Bertstare
2 Apr 2009, 19:57
This just reminds why I d not watch this show anymore. Although I think Kochie is challenged in the tool stakes by this man;
http://mammjtommo.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jeremy-clarkson.jpg
I hate this man.
Why all the Clarkson hate?
Black JuJu
2 Apr 2009, 23:33
Of course Clarkson is a tool, that's the whole point. Like Sam Newman.
judge juddy
3 Apr 2009, 00:37
Sunrise has more tools on it than Home Improvement.
damochandler
3 Apr 2009, 14:37
he is an absolute tool. he would all mighty close to winning the fudly awar for most ever exposed tv personalit if their was one this year. him and tom williams would tie for the award. he thinks he is funny and he isnt even close to being funny
Is Wil Anderson still on TV?
Contra Mundum
3 Apr 2009, 15:02
Is Wil Anderson still on TV?
The format of Gruen Transfer minimises opportunities for toolish displays - Kochie on the other hand is given free tool reign
Wahooti Fandango
3 Apr 2009, 15:21
I hate this man.
I never new there were so many Clarkson haters. It is good to know that I am not alone. Me thinks that a group needs to be crated to celebrate our hatred of this man. :thumbsu:
I wouldn't say I hate him but from what I've seen of him he comes across like a massive tool.
damochandler
3 Apr 2009, 18:58
he tried an april fools joke. apparently he tried to fool everyone by say his wife was expecting again. what a funny joke that wasnt