Wahooti Fandango
4 Apr 2009, 12:38
The idea is to substitute the lyrics from well known songs according to a particular theme. For example, I substituted the lyrics from A Day in the Life according to the theme of metal arms.
I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who had metal arms
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He benched pressed a large car
He didn't notice that it was occupied
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his arms before
Nobody was really sure if he was from SAPMA Hall
I saw a film today oh, boy
The metal army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the SAPMA book
I love to oil my metal arms.
Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged my metal fingers across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my oil and grabbed my hat
Made the SAPMA bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had some oil
Somebody spoke and I went into a metal dream
Ah
I read the news today oh, boy
Four thousand holes at SAPMA Headquarters
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill SAPMA Hall
I love to oil my metal arms
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You can change as many or as few lyrics as you like.
Skeeta Olly
4 Apr 2009, 12:56
Fergalicious - Popealicious
Four, drei, two, eins
[Pope follower]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm prayin' is popealicious
[Verse 1 - Pope]
Popealicious definition make them pilgrims go loco
They want my bible so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't shoot me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleepy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Pilgrims just come and go like seasons.
[Hook 1]
Popealicious (so Popealicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that sh*t is Benedictious.
I sing prayers (mmmwwahhh)
That makes them pilgrims hot, hot
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, drei, two, eins)
[Chorus]
So popealicious (it's hot, hot)
So popealicious (I make them Catholics hot hot)
So popealicious (they wanna bless of what I got)
I'm Popealicious (p-p-p-p-p-popey, popey)
[Verse 2]
Popealicious Pop-,
Popealicious Pop-,
Popealicious Pop- ["Pop" is echoing]
Popealicious definition make them pilgrims go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Popey (Hey, Popey),
I'm the P to the O, P, E the X, the VI,
And can't no other Pope that can break it down like me.
[Hook 2]
I'm Popealicious (so Popealicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the church just working on my fitness
Gods my witness (oooh, wee)
I make yo' pilgrims hot, hot
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, drei, two, eins)
[Chorus]
So Popealicious (it's hot, hot)
So Popealicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So Popealicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Popealicious (pope, pope, pope, pope, pope up, check me out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want Jesus,
Catholic get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a prayer.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.
[Pope follower]
C to the H, to the R I S T - child, you're blessed, C to the H to the R I S T - child, you're blessed.
B to the E, to the N E D I C T, to the B, to the E, to the, to the, to the, bless it
[Rap – Da Pope]
All the time I turn around pilgrims gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up anglicans, little man I don't wanna take your crap.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the men wanna be me.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say he...
[Hook 3]
Popealicious (so popealicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that sh*t is Benedictuos
I see Christ (mmmwwahhh)
That makes them pilgrims hot, hot
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, drei, two, eins.
My body stay popeious,
I be up in the church just working on my fitness,
God’s my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' child on pot, pot,
And he be lining down the path just to watch what I got (four, drei, two, eins)
[Chorus]
So Popealicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So Popealicious(aye, aye, aye, aye)
So Popealicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Popealicious, a-a-a-a-a amen, amen
It's so Popealicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So Popealicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So Popealicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Popealicious, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[Pope follower]
C to the H, to the R I S T - child, you're blessed. C to the H, to the R I S T - child, you're blessed.
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Wahooti Fandango
4 Apr 2009, 18:00
^ very funny
Look to the master for guidance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arl-cYDRn0
I just had to post this message someone left under the above youtube video, it is sigworthy.
Who cares? I'd bang Natalie Portman and her harem like a screen door in a hurricane...