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Ben the Gooner
6 May 2009, 16:41
I have a metal leg*.:(
*by leg I mean I have a big **** off metal rod in my tibia.
fishguts
6 May 2009, 16:43
I have a metal leg*.:(
*by leg I mean I have a big **** off metal rod in my tibia.
Ironic...
DapperDon
6 May 2009, 21:21
How'd you do that Goon?
Colin D'Cops
6 May 2009, 21:25
'Stand right back...I say, I say; Stay right back!'
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ho915fGXUGjLlM:http://www.statisticgraphs.com/images/scared-pic.jpg
In all seriousness, how in the f*ck did you manage that Ben?
Skeeta Olly
6 May 2009, 21:37
Footy?
Nathan Brown style? Andrew Welsh? Did an Irish man tackle?
Ben the Gooner
7 May 2009, 08:58
Playing footy. Tried to soccer it with my left, and got pushed. Everything fell except my right foot.
And now I'm stuck in bed all day. What obscure BF Board should I read today?
Wahooti Fandango
7 May 2009, 10:08
Damn. That is horrible. Hopefully you make a speedy recovery. I will be home all day and so throughout the day I will post random ramblings on the Bombers' board and on your profile to ease the pain. Check out the best youtube clips on the general discussion board for a laugh.
Ben the Gooner
7 May 2009, 10:19
My theory is that I did it 13 weeks after Andrew Welsh did his, and the injury is pretty similar, minus the Quinn curse, so I should make my AFL return 13 weeks after Woosha. If he's back at Bendigo in 5 weeks, plus 3 weeks there, that's round 12, which is the split round. So I should be back for our prelim final.
Playing footy. Tried to soccer it with my left, and got pushed. Everything fell except my right foot.
And now I'm stuck in bed all day. What obscure BF Board should I read today?
Games
And that'll teach you for playing soccer in football ;)
Ben the Gooner
7 May 2009, 11:24
Problem was, my leg was cramping so much that I couldn't run, bend over etc. I would have been off had we not been down to 17 already, so I was just sitting in the goalsquare. So I hobbled after this ball, had a ping, then got pushed.:(
Even when I was lying on the ground, my leg was cramping and there was nothing I could do about it.
Also, get back to class.
This is why you don't put the team first! You should have done the greedy thing....
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real parents!
Wahooti Fandango
7 May 2009, 12:37
Children, children, stop bickering and finish your homework.
Ben the Gooner
7 May 2009, 14:54
That might be what you Sydneysiders do, but **** you.;)
I'm watching the Brisbane game now.
A barrell of laughs.
That game never happened Ben. What are you on about?
Chelsea-Barca highlights here
Ben the Gooner
7 May 2009, 15:50
That game never happened Ben. What are you on about?
Chelsea-Barca highlights here
Now that made me feel slightly better about yesterday.
how dare you! do not even try to do that anymore
Beerfish
8 May 2009, 07:25
So, when are you planning to get the other leg done?
Ben the Gooner
8 May 2009, 09:05
When I've got a few spare months.;)
Beerfish
8 May 2009, 09:11
You'll be unstoppable.
Ben the Gooner
8 May 2009, 09:54
As long as you don't use magnets.
Wahooti Fandango
8 May 2009, 10:03
IsDon is your new uncle.
Beerfish
8 May 2009, 10:20
IsDon is your new uncle.
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/corkyandjake/esb_luke73.jpg
No Ben, I am your FATHER!
I'm sure Ben's better looking than Luke though
Ben the Gooner
10 May 2009, 09:56
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or scared.
http://209.85.48.8/13985/189/emo/evilgrin0039.gif
Duckworth
10 May 2009, 15:48
Bad luck mate. With all that spare time have you thought of putting your hand up to do some Mod duties on here? You could be Whomb's apprentice. :p
Beerfish
10 May 2009, 16:08
A mod with a metal leg.
Outstanding idea. :thumbsu:
Ben the Gooner
10 May 2009, 20:02
Bad luck mate. With all that spare time have you thought of putting your hand up to do some Mod duties on here? You could be Whomb's apprentice. :p
I've missed enough school already, I think.:cool:
dons_fan185
10 May 2009, 20:26
I must admit, I saw this one coming.
Except I expected it 6 months from now on Schoolies, when you and a mate and alcohol decided to reinact Lloydy's MOTY...
Ben the Gooner
10 May 2009, 20:30
I must admit, I saw this one coming.
Except I expected it 6 months from now on Schoolies, when you and a mate and alcohol decided to reinact Lloydy's MOTY...
I'm a perennial Matthew Warnock though.:D