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IllBeTheJudge
3 Jun 2009, 22:36
Several flavours of these out there (yet all suspiciously taste a little like rubber) but I have to go with the one that suits me best.
That is:
First Pet Name + First Street Lived In
Mine:
Pussy Ruskin (you know you want some)
Your turn ...
Eveyone's a bit gun shy. :D
bubblegoose
4 Jun 2009, 22:31
That looks like more a movie title CHB.
Alrighty Judge, I'll play: Monty Cassowary - here to clean ze pool.
Marklar_33
4 Jun 2009, 22:42
Fluffy Hargrave
It Was A Good Day
4 Jun 2009, 23:04
Diesel Highfield
bubblegoose
4 Jun 2009, 23:08
Diesel Highfield
You're like a cat with 9 lives my man.
It Was A Good Day
4 Jun 2009, 23:33
You're like a cat with 9 lives my man.
Can't keep a good Milne down.
Look2Me4Guidance
5 Jun 2009, 14:30
Mine sucks, but a mate of mine had Ginger Hornsby.....now that has game.
IllBeTheJudge
5 Jun 2009, 15:48
I think I've actually seen a movie starring Ginger Hornsby
Or at least, fast forwarded through one
It Was A Good Day
5 Jun 2009, 16:19
My real Porn name would be Warren Tredrea. Has Charisma
Plugger35
5 Jun 2009, 17:17
My real Porn name would be Warren Tredrea. Has Charisma
HaHaHa, I could just see big Wazza T as a pool cleaner.
My own porn name is pretty girly - Miffy Simper. A blonde bimbo if ever there was one.
TassieSaint
8 Jun 2009, 11:36
Pussy Ruskin (you know you want some)
you called your first cat pussy? lol.
mine would be jesse bass... doesn't quite work :thumbsd:
IllBeTheJudge
8 Jun 2009, 11:42
Well I didn't name the cat .. but hey, that's the 70s for you
And I wouldn't sell yourself short with Jesse Bass (no pun intended). There's a certain deepness to it
Kildonan
5 Jul 2009, 11:54
My first pet / address
Chippy Dolphin
nowadays
Lucy Siemons
Neither are very inspiring
Going by "the method": Scruffy Golf.
Yeah nah, not diggin it. More like a movie title.
Simon_Nesbit
5 Jul 2009, 19:33
Heh...I shouldn't have opened this.
Tiddles Kensington. :eek: (not exactly the manliest of names)
today?
Maloushka Waldren (ze Russian)
SaintsSeptember
9 Jul 2009, 17:06
Spotty Maryvale.
Is it just me or is the name "Spotty" a bit of a turn off.
If I went with the current names I could get a passable female name.
Bridgette Hilton
A "butlerish" male name
Chester Hilton
Or a completely stupid name
Hoppsy Floppsy Hilton.
The moral is don't let women and children name pets especially Rabbits.
bubblegoose
10 Jul 2009, 13:33
haha SS.
We have a blue tongue that lives in the backyard, my jnrs named him bluey or the wacky 'blue' for short.
So now lugged with the royally 'Blue Albert' - sounds restrictive though :confused:
IllBeTheJudge
13 Jul 2009, 13:20
Nice one, Spotty and Blue Albert
I can just see the girls lining up to be a part of that action
numchuks
15 Jul 2009, 23:41
Peewee Frankston:p
King Of The Hille
22 Jul 2009, 16:21
Lol....
Pip Richardson
Big boobs..blonde
Lani Ellendale
You know you want some!!!
ChrisFooty
22 Jul 2009, 21:00
Milo Harper.
Now that is just strange.
Blue Tongue
30 Jul 2009, 13:19
I get the classy Beck Bolton
TheStinger
30 Jul 2009, 17:36
My original porn name would be Blackie Gladstone.
Today it would be Dizzy Pearce.
I think both are perfectly acceptable. I'm now just two people short of a threesome.
IllBeTheJudge
30 Jul 2009, 21:44
I get the classy Beck Bolton
Yep, porn stars are usually all class :thumbsu:
IllBeTheJudge
30 Jul 2009, 21:52
Spotty Maryvale.
Is it just me or is the name "Spotty" a bit of a turn off.
If I went with the current names I could get a passable female name.
Bridgette Hilton
A "butlerish" male name
Chester Hilton
Or a completely stupid name
Hoppsy Floppsy Hilton.
The moral is don't let women and children name pets especially Rabbits.
Why not Floppsy?
Oh ... ok, I know where you're coming from now :o
or not coming from :p
Mine's "Lady Parnell".
I wish I was from Lower Plenty, or Pakenham Upper!
stu0411
23 Sep 2009, 18:34
T.C. Falcon
TassieSaint
23 Sep 2009, 18:51
T.C. Falcon
that is an awesome name :thumbsu:
Sainters4theflag
24 Sep 2009, 00:20
Rocky Seperation...
Doesn't sound to good.
Now it would be Josie Keith, which is a bit better.