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IllBeTheJudge
3 Jun 2009, 22:36
Several flavours of these out there (yet all suspiciously taste a little like rubber) but I have to go with the one that suits me best.

That is:
First Pet Name + First Street Lived In

Mine:
Pussy Ruskin (you know you want some)


Your turn ...

CHBench
4 Jun 2009, 21:47
Eveyone's a bit gun shy. :D

bubblegoose
4 Jun 2009, 22:31
That looks like more a movie title CHB.

Alrighty Judge, I'll play: Monty Cassowary - here to clean ze pool.

Marklar_33
4 Jun 2009, 22:42
Fluffy Hargrave

It Was A Good Day
4 Jun 2009, 23:04
Diesel Highfield

bubblegoose
4 Jun 2009, 23:08
Diesel Highfield
You're like a cat with 9 lives my man.

It Was A Good Day
4 Jun 2009, 23:33
You're like a cat with 9 lives my man.

Can't keep a good Milne down.

Look2Me4Guidance
5 Jun 2009, 14:30
Mine sucks, but a mate of mine had Ginger Hornsby.....now that has game.

IllBeTheJudge
5 Jun 2009, 15:48
I think I've actually seen a movie starring Ginger Hornsby
Or at least, fast forwarded through one

It Was A Good Day
5 Jun 2009, 16:19
My real Porn name would be Warren Tredrea. Has Charisma

Plugger35
5 Jun 2009, 17:17
My real Porn name would be Warren Tredrea. Has Charisma

HaHaHa, I could just see big Wazza T as a pool cleaner.

My own porn name is pretty girly - Miffy Simper. A blonde bimbo if ever there was one.

TassieSaint
8 Jun 2009, 11:36
Pussy Ruskin (you know you want some)
you called your first cat pussy? lol.

mine would be jesse bass... doesn't quite work :thumbsd:

IllBeTheJudge
8 Jun 2009, 11:42
Well I didn't name the cat .. but hey, that's the 70s for you

And I wouldn't sell yourself short with Jesse Bass (no pun intended). There's a certain deepness to it

Kildonan
5 Jul 2009, 11:54
My first pet / address

Chippy Dolphin

nowadays

Lucy Siemons

Neither are very inspiring

CHBench
5 Jul 2009, 19:14
Going by "the method": Scruffy Golf.
Yeah nah, not diggin it. More like a movie title.

Simon_Nesbit
5 Jul 2009, 19:33
Heh...I shouldn't have opened this.

Tiddles Kensington. :eek: (not exactly the manliest of names)

today?

Maloushka Waldren (ze Russian)

SaintsSeptember
9 Jul 2009, 17:06
Spotty Maryvale.
Is it just me or is the name "Spotty" a bit of a turn off.

If I went with the current names I could get a passable female name.
Bridgette Hilton

A "butlerish" male name
Chester Hilton

Or a completely stupid name
Hoppsy Floppsy Hilton.

The moral is don't let women and children name pets especially Rabbits.

bubblegoose
10 Jul 2009, 13:33
haha SS.

We have a blue tongue that lives in the backyard, my jnrs named him bluey or the wacky 'blue' for short.

So now lugged with the royally 'Blue Albert' - sounds restrictive though :confused:

IllBeTheJudge
13 Jul 2009, 13:20
Nice one, Spotty and Blue Albert
I can just see the girls lining up to be a part of that action

numchuks
15 Jul 2009, 23:41
Peewee Frankston:p

King Of The Hille
22 Jul 2009, 16:21
Lol....

Pip Richardson

Big boobs..blonde

Zainta
22 Jul 2009, 20:48
Lani Ellendale

You know you want some!!!

ChrisFooty
22 Jul 2009, 21:00
Milo Harper.

Now that is just strange.

Blue Tongue
30 Jul 2009, 13:19
I get the classy Beck Bolton

TheStinger
30 Jul 2009, 17:36
My original porn name would be Blackie Gladstone.

Today it would be Dizzy Pearce.

I think both are perfectly acceptable. I'm now just two people short of a threesome.

IllBeTheJudge
30 Jul 2009, 21:44
I get the classy Beck Bolton

Yep, porn stars are usually all class :thumbsu:

IllBeTheJudge
30 Jul 2009, 21:52
Spotty Maryvale.
Is it just me or is the name "Spotty" a bit of a turn off.

If I went with the current names I could get a passable female name.
Bridgette Hilton

A "butlerish" male name
Chester Hilton

Or a completely stupid name
Hoppsy Floppsy Hilton.

The moral is don't let women and children name pets especially Rabbits.

Why not Floppsy?
Oh ... ok, I know where you're coming from now :o
or not coming from :p

Moquo
10 Sep 2009, 19:32
Mine's "Lady Parnell".

I wish I was from Lower Plenty, or Pakenham Upper!

stu0411
23 Sep 2009, 18:34
T.C. Falcon

TassieSaint
23 Sep 2009, 18:51
T.C. Falcon
that is an awesome name :thumbsu:

Sainters4theflag
24 Sep 2009, 00:20
Rocky Seperation...
Doesn't sound to good.

Now it would be Josie Keith, which is a bit better.