Nige_Bix
21 Mar 2003, 15:21
I got these from a South African - so I guess its ok to post them here!
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Donald bowling with only five fielders on the boundary.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet for 2 minutes?
A: Jacques Kallis' innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Donald and Boje bowling 10 overs each?
A: Try allowing them to bowl 7 overs each before the game starts.
Q: What is the South African version of a hat-trick?
A: Three runs without any rain
Q: Why does an umpire need to pass a fitness test to officiate in matches featuring Allan Donald?
A: The umpire should be able to signal four, six and wide 10 times in 1 over.
Q: What does Ivan Lendl (Former world no.1 tennis player who did not win Wimbledon) and Jacques Kallis
have in common?
A: Neither can play on grass
Q: Whats the difference between Mark Boucher and the Juventus soccer players ?
A: The Juve-players caught the flu, Boucher can't catch anything.
dzm
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Donald bowling with only five fielders on the boundary.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet for 2 minutes?
A: Jacques Kallis' innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Donald and Boje bowling 10 overs each?
A: Try allowing them to bowl 7 overs each before the game starts.
Q: What is the South African version of a hat-trick?
A: Three runs without any rain
Q: Why does an umpire need to pass a fitness test to officiate in matches featuring Allan Donald?
A: The umpire should be able to signal four, six and wide 10 times in 1 over.
Q: What does Ivan Lendl (Former world no.1 tennis player who did not win Wimbledon) and Jacques Kallis
have in common?
A: Neither can play on grass
Q: Whats the difference between Mark Boucher and the Juventus soccer players ?
A: The Juve-players caught the flu, Boucher can't catch anything.
dzm