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SaintsManMat
5 Sep 2009, 11:40
was just watching smokey and the bandit, and Sheriff Buford T Justice's line

"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!" has to be up there for the best one liners of all time

Thoughts?

edit: stuffed up the spelling in the title pretty badly lol

bacon buster
5 Sep 2009, 16:12
i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

do you feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?

let off some steam bennett

scooterb
5 Sep 2009, 17:36
"I lied".
http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/commando.jpg

DoubleO7
5 Sep 2009, 17:55
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." from the 1939 film Gone with the Wind starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.

SunKing
5 Sep 2009, 18:46
There's no place like home

KAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're gonna need a bigger boat

Damon_3388
5 Sep 2009, 19:14
Two great lines I was reminded of last night...

http://www.imfdb.org/images/e/e5/Vlcsnap-222544.jpg

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

http://blog.laptopmag.com/wpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/buyfordollar.jpg

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Saint KFC
5 Sep 2009, 19:17
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." from the 1939 film Gone with the Wind starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh.

Greatest, not most overrated.

DoubleO7
5 Sep 2009, 19:34
Greatest, not most overrated.
I, personally, love that line. I use it in everyday conversation. :D

Equus
5 Sep 2009, 21:08
I'll be back!

bunsen burner
5 Sep 2009, 21:09
"Look at him, he'll be lucky if an arab let him finger his dog's arsehole for a fiver"


Can't remember the film, but this is what the organised crime head says to the main bloke in the movie after the main bloke in the movie bashed and permanently facial scarred the crime boss' muscle.

Bomber32
5 Sep 2009, 21:11
"Go ahead, make my day!" Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact - 1983

bunsen burner
5 Sep 2009, 21:13
My all time favourite:

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Crap film, but this line is up theur with Gone With the Wind and Dirty Harry. A classic. Every time I watch TV and people start kissing, out comes this line. Even when Brad McEwen gives Sandra Sully that look, I turn to the wife and kids, "i think he's going to pork her".

Extortion Threat
5 Sep 2009, 21:15
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Let off some steam Bennett

Geelong_Sicko
5 Sep 2009, 22:23
Yeah yeah, the movie's outdated these days, but if you were a young 'un in the 80's

WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Schism
5 Sep 2009, 22:29
I told those ****s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

Geelong_Sicko
5 Sep 2009, 22:41
Big Lebowski. Cool movie, and that rug really DID tie the room together:thumbsu:

Hard Ball Get
6 Sep 2009, 09:53
"If it bleeds we can kill it"
"You know how I said I was going to kill you last... I lied."
"O'Doyal Rules!"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"What did you do with Sully?" ... "I let him go".

Dirtywhirl
6 Sep 2009, 10:51
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"We can't stop here, this is bat country"

likka
6 Sep 2009, 11:50
Off the top of my head...

"Play it again, Sam"

"May the force be with you"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Say hello to my little friend"

"He-e-e-e-e-re's Johnny!"

"Go ahead, make my day"

"That's not a knife, this is a knife"

"You want the truth, you can't handle the truth!"

"Scwhing"

"Show me the money"

"At my signal, unleash hell"

"Don't call me Shirley"

"Yo Adrienne, I did it!"

FIGJAM
6 Sep 2009, 12:01
"Hey, I gonna do a thing." - Street Punk in Death Wish

Coach Bombay
6 Sep 2009, 13:28
Yeah yeah, the movie's outdated these days, but if you were a young 'un in the 80's

WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hahaha jesus. that takes me back.

psychobrown
6 Sep 2009, 13:34
"I'm your worst nightmare"

Wahooti Fandango
6 Sep 2009, 13:56
Training Day - "King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

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warning: this clip contains strong language.

The_Eagles
6 Sep 2009, 19:37
welcome to earth - will smith, independence day

SunKing
6 Sep 2009, 19:54
I'm too old for this shit -Lethal Weapon

superfraser
6 Sep 2009, 20:31
I bet the chicks dig those muscles

The Warriors

sherb
6 Sep 2009, 20:55
I'll have what she's having. :p

Noddy Holder
6 Sep 2009, 20:58
"I am not an animal."

scooterb
6 Sep 2009, 21:04
"Get to tha choppaaaa!"

Bomber32
6 Sep 2009, 21:05
"You talkin' to me?" Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver - 1976

Schism
6 Sep 2009, 21:08
What's the matter,CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

EagleMan87
6 Sep 2009, 21:10
Two great lines I was reminded of last night...

http://www.imfdb.org/images/e/e5/Vlcsnap-222544.jpg

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

http://blog.laptopmag.com/wpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/buyfordollar.jpg

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

http://www.bored383.com/gallery/albums/Random/Bitches_Leave.gif

vealesy
6 Sep 2009, 21:25
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"We can't stop here, this is bat country"

Awesome film that one.

This is my personal fav...

"You know what I like best.... The Price."

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Ingall
7 Sep 2009, 08:34
"I fart in your general direction"

likka
7 Sep 2009, 08:39
LOL.

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

crows98
7 Sep 2009, 11:17
Die Hard one.

"Yippie-ki-yay, mother****er."

drew_j
7 Sep 2009, 13:17
Just give the medal to Arnie.

Hoffy95
7 Sep 2009, 13:33
The 'Burbs

Hans: "Sardine?"

Atavistic
7 Sep 2009, 15:02
"Nice beaver."

The Old Dark Navy's
7 Sep 2009, 15:32
Blues Brothers has a few.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

"We're on a mission from God. "

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."

ashley12
7 Sep 2009, 15:38
Big Lebowski. Cool movie, and that rug really DID tie the room together:thumbsu:

This... great movie....

In a random namedrop I actually got to play poker with the bandmembers of Alice In Chains when they were in Perth. Jerry actually looks a lot like The Dude and I asked told him so. We spent the next three hours sinking beers in dropping lines from the movie...

Good times...

About the thread, IMO the Arnie lines are the best, though my personal little favourite would probably have to be "I am your father" and the various satirical spinoffs that have come from it...

Ingall
7 Sep 2009, 15:38
Blues Brothers has a few.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

"We're on a mission from God. "

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."

I hate Illinois nazis.

Damon_3388
7 Sep 2009, 16:08
http://www.bored383.com/gallery/albums/Random/Bitches_Leave.gif

Clearly Clarence Boddicker is one of the greatest movie villains of all time :p

His only real competition is this man:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RXVj0-Id5pQ/R5pB93gFEtI/AAAAAAAAAIc/VHL1Uv5EmIc/s400/Skeletor1.jpg

"The Alpha... and the Omega... death and rebirth... and as you die, so will I be reborn!"

"Your precious Sorceress, an old crone. Weak. Withering. Dying. Are you ready to kneel now, proud warrior?"

"Fool, you are no longer my equal, I am more than man, more than life... I am a GOD!"

"I DARE ANYTHING! I am Skeletor!"

"Now I, Skeletor, am master of the universe!"

The man is endlessly quoteable :D

1987 was a great year for movie villains - Boddicker, Skeletor, Gordon Gekko, The Predator, Al Capone in The Untouchables, Rip from Less Than Zero. Classic! :D

Atavistic
7 Sep 2009, 17:17
Clearly Clarence Boddicker is one of the greatest movie villains of all time :p


He doesn't seem that scary - looks a bit like an angry George Costanza.

Ed_Gein
7 Sep 2009, 17:28
Just give the medal to Arnie.
:D Got to love how many times Predator and Commando has popped up in here. His quotes are great. :thumbsu:

One of my favs when i was younger was in the Van Damme movie Wrong Bet at the final fight scene. When he was fighting Attila and the chirpy black dude was saying the money was on Attila and Van Damme gives out a determined "Wrong Bet" before kicking his ass. :D

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1 minute in.

Xtreme
7 Sep 2009, 17:36
If i can change, and you can change..... EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!!!!!
/Love Rocky IV


I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want! /love First Blood: Part II :D


Two random ones:

You're not sending ME to the COOLER!
Arnie circa Batman & Robin


And a mysterious quote from a sequel to a cult classic:

I see no fat lady, I hear no singing...Its not over yet...The strongest weapon is the human mind...Now kick his ass, and lets go home! :D :thumbsu:

And_ROOS
7 Sep 2009, 17:55
"Here is sub-zero... Now... plain-zero."

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TheColeTrain
7 Sep 2009, 18:11
Easy
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Extortion Threat
7 Sep 2009, 19:45
You think you're big time? You're gonna f***ing die big time!

sherb
7 Sep 2009, 19:48
AFI's 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years%E2%80%A6100_Movie_Quotes)

bunsen burner
7 Sep 2009, 20:02
What about this in From Dusk til Dawn:

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scooterb
7 Sep 2009, 20:07
A mod should merge this with the Commando Appreciation Thread.

JD11
7 Sep 2009, 20:22
I told those ****s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
" Yeah... Well that's just like.... your opinion, man."

Atavistic
7 Sep 2009, 20:56
AFI's 100 Years…100 Movie Quotes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years%E2%80%A6100_Movie_Quotes)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR Room!" is probably the best from that list. I like the one from Silence of the Lambs too.

cakewalk06
7 Sep 2009, 21:19
Very long but I always liked this from Good Will Hunting.

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the f----' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure f--- it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

Extortion Threat
7 Sep 2009, 22:29
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah that's a nice one liner. :p

cakewalk06
7 Sep 2009, 22:34
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah that's a nice one liner. :p


yeah sorry. realised that after i posted it.. still great though!

bunsen burner
7 Sep 2009, 22:49
Yeah, I'm not sure if quoting that "one-liner" in general conversation works. People will probably look at you funny and the first thought will be "how did this guy remember that whole quote" and secondly "this guy is f*cking nuts" and thirdly "I'm bored let's just walk away very fast".

buzzbuzz
7 Sep 2009, 23:22
"You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." - Narrator, Fight Club

"English, mother****er. Do you speak it?" - Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

"I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid." - Private Joker, Full Metal Jacket

Tommy Wiseau
7 Sep 2009, 23:48
Yep, Arnie is definitely the king on one-liners whether they be absurd comebacks, bad puns or just phrases made memorable by his accent and mangling of the english language.
It's hard to say what his most quotable movie is, but these are the clear top 4:

1. Commando
"**** you asshole!"..."No, **** you asshole!"
+ every other quote in this thread

2. Running man
"Here is Subzero...now...plain zero!"
"What happened to Buzzsaw?"..."He had to split"
"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!!! "

3. Total Recall
"Consider that a divorce."
"See you at the party Richter!"
"Give these people air!"

4. Predator
"Ruunnnn! Go!....Get to the Choppah!!!"
"Bad idea"
"Come on...Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me!" etc, etc.

As for the best non-Arnie quote:
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deledio7
8 Sep 2009, 00:04
The Big Lebowski owns this thread.

"shut the f*** up Donny"

Even writing it makes me laugh hysterically. :)

roostersgal4eva
8 Sep 2009, 00:05
Dirty Dancing:
Nobody puts 'Baby' in a corner

James Carter to Lee from Rush Hour 3
Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement

Carter again with a scatly clad Genevieve (women they are protecting from the Triads)
No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike!

Kung Fu Panda after being called a big fat panda
I am not a big fat panda. I am THE big fat panda

Schism
8 Sep 2009, 00:07
Smokey,this is not 'Nam,this is bowling.There are rules.

SunKing
8 Sep 2009, 02:06
another Arnie quote

"I'm the party pooper" - kindergarten cop (=favorite arnie flick with commando/terminator)

Peter Sidorkiewicz
8 Sep 2009, 13:31
I like in the movie Goldfinger when James Bond is chained to a table with a laser beam cutting the table and heading towards him.

JB to AG: "Do you expect me to talk"

AG to JB: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die":thumbsu:

Shell
8 Sep 2009, 13:42
The 'Burbs

Hans: "Sardine?"

We have a winner! End thread. :D:thumbsu:

Blues Brothers has a few.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

"We're on a mission from God. "

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now."

Runner up. :thumbsu:

magtrev
8 Sep 2009, 15:33
another arnie quote

"i'm the party pooper" - kindergarten cop (=favorite arnie flick with commando/terminator)

it's not a toomer

SunKing
8 Sep 2009, 15:44
I like in the movie Goldfinger when James Bond is chained to a table with a laser beam cutting the table and heading towards him.

JB to AG: "Do you expect me to talk"

AG to JB: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die":thumbsu:

Ah forgot about the Bond films so many one liners!

Another from Goldfinger after Bond has electrocuted a bad guy by throwing a lamp into a bath.

"shocking..positively shocking"

Hoffy95
8 Sep 2009, 16:58
If CSI:Miami was made into a movie Horatio Caine would own this thread.

*Applies sunglasses of justice*

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

krisholio14
8 Sep 2009, 17:07
Few rippers mentioned, and some of my personal favorites.

Here's one i've always liked from this bloke...

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/3/1/0/toxic_avenger.jpg

'Every day I go out and I MASH people! I tear them apart!'

SunKing
8 Sep 2009, 18:11
If CSI:Miami was made into a movie Horatio Caine would own this thread.

*Applies sunglasses of justice*

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Horatio is a legend.

Some quotes from the great man

Stewart: I'll get out, it's my nature.
Horatio: I'll be waiting that's my nature.


Horatio: I want you to listen to me. This is your opportunity to turn yourself in.
Clavo: Over my dead body, Caine.
Horatio: Then over your dead body it's gonna be.



So remember, when your in Miami, we never close!

Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.

Speed: H when was the last time you were at Hives?
Horatio:I was there opening night
Speed:Funny I din't see you there
Horatio:I was VIP

You guys couldn't find your ass with both hands.

'There's no sign of forced entry'
H: 'I wouldn't be so sure' (looking a sodomised dead man)

GRINGO: "Lieutenant Caine."
HORATIO: "You help me, and I'll help you."
GRINGO: "You're already dead brother."
(Horatio shoots the Gringo dead. )
HORATIO: "Join the club."

Mala Noche Justice, meet Miami Justice. *bang from gun*

picko
8 Sep 2009, 19:02
Another Arnie one, this time from Collateral Damage.

Middle of the movie, Arnie is a prisoner and is being smacked about while he is tied up. Says to the chief bad guy, "Touch me again and I'll kill you".

Skip to 3:10 in the clip below, after the bad guys miraculously survive a huge fireball through the tunnel they are in with barely a scatch on them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCLW8IfxnM&feature=PlayList&p=F8DB5D8D5B5128E8&index=10

(can't get embedding to work)

Schism
8 Sep 2009, 19:33
"Wow,nice ass"

"Yeah!He must work out"

Ingall
8 Sep 2009, 20:37
Shoot straight ya bastards - Breaker Morant

crazyman27
8 Sep 2009, 21:14
'Watch out for fanny!'

Hanson the caretaker in Scary Movie 2.

roostersgal4eva
8 Sep 2009, 22:25
from The Hard Way

Its green for drive s-head

Belnakor
8 Sep 2009, 22:31
That famous line...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Rosstickle
8 Sep 2009, 22:58
"You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." - Narrator, Fight Club

"English, mother****er. Do you speak it?" - Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

"I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid." - Private Joker, Full Metal Jacket

On that topic:

"Marcellous Wallace doesn't like to be ****ed by anyone except for Mrs Wallace".

"When you yell at me it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous I get scared. And when mother****ers get scared that's when mother****ers accidently get shot".

"Nah man, I'm pretty ****en far from OK".


And from Hot Fuzz:

Nicholas Angel: You're a doctor, deal with it!
Danny: Yeah Mother****er!!

Carlton_Blues
9 Sep 2009, 06:01
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning! It smells like ... victory." Apocalypse Now

Embers
10 Sep 2009, 11:30
The movie one liner I use the most is

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Geelong_Sicko
10 Sep 2009, 15:39
Cool story hansel

vealesy
10 Sep 2009, 17:48
We have a winner! End thread. :D:thumbsu:



Runner up. :thumbsu:

I honestly don't know whats funnier, "Sardine?"

OR

"It cem vid de frem."

evo
11 Sep 2009, 11:08
My current favourite is from Hangover

Cop: "Not you, fat Jesus!"

Bender571
11 Sep 2009, 20:38
I didn't kill my wife

I don't care

Tigger Please!
11 Sep 2009, 23:29
Bill Paxton off Aliens: "that's it man, game over man, game over."

Atheist
12 Sep 2009, 00:31
"The price is wrong, bitch."

Pettas
12 Sep 2009, 16:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4S3yF3ustQ

Father Jack
12 Sep 2009, 16:26
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

Geelong_Sicko
12 Sep 2009, 21:09
... Clittus? :confused:

scooterb
13 Sep 2009, 00:24
There are so many good lines from the Life of Brian. :thumbsu:

Bomber32
13 Sep 2009, 00:51
"What we've got here is...failure to communicate." Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke - 1967

Father Jack
13 Sep 2009, 11:50
... Clittus? :confused:

Dikkus, sicko, Dikkus.

Team Mo'
13 Sep 2009, 18:39
Phone Home.

Geelong_Sicko
16 Sep 2009, 19:00
"Shit, this isn't like the movie Ghost at all..."
- Patrick Swayze, ten minutes ago

Damon_3388
16 Sep 2009, 19:59
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/roadhouse3.jpg

"Pain don't hurt" :p

Bender571
16 Sep 2009, 23:06
Is this some white c***s joke that us black c***s don't get? Cos I'm not f**king laughing Nicholas



If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now, Mr. Bubble-and-Squeak, you may enlighten me.

Schism
16 Sep 2009, 23:08
Is this some white c***s joke that us black c***s don't get? Cos I'm not f**king laughing Nicholas



If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. Now, Mr. Bubble-and-Squeak, you may enlighten me.

What the **** did you expect,a grease down and a shiatsu?

tima
17 Sep 2009, 05:30
"Nice beaver."

:thumbsu:

First thing I thought of when seeing the thread title. The follow up line is great too.

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drew_j
17 Sep 2009, 14:43
Some from Jack Burton:-

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Big Trouble in Little China. One of the most under rated action movies of all time.

USAEagle
22 Sep 2009, 03:00
Bogey never said "Play it again, Sam". At least not in Casablanca.

And the line from Gone with the Wind is...

"Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn".

Here are some of my favourites.

"No more rhymes now. I mean it!

Anybody wanna peanut?"

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Try Ruling the World Some time."

"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."