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Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 01:04
It has come to my attention that many youngsters are posting on this board of late and I be the great man that I am have taken it upon myself to help guide you youngens through this important and often difficult part of your life.
But hey "Rocco replies!" isn't just limited to the youngsters, I am happy to answer questions from anyone.
So posters ask away, remember the solution to your problem is just a Rocco reply away.
The_Flying_Egg
9 Apr 2003, 01:09
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
It has come to my attention that many youngsters are posting on this board of late and I be the great man that I am have taken it upon myself to help guide you youngens through this important and often difficult part of your life.
But hey "Rocco replies!" isn't just limited to the youngsters, I am happy to answer questions from anyone.
So posters ask away, remember the solution to your problem is just a Rocco reply away.
If I work really hard can I become a funny maltese man as well?
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 01:22
Originally posted by The_Flying_Egg
If I work really hard can I become a funny maltese man as well?
Dear Mr Egg,
When setting goals I like to break down 1 big goal into little parts because I think that breaking it down you make it seem more achievable. So break this goal down into 3 goals.
GOAL 1- being funny
I believe you are funny Mr Egg, but before other people can laugh at you jokes you must be able to laugh at yourself.
GOAL 2- being Maltese
Well I think this is something you are just born with, you either have or you don't. Perhaps you could move to Malta and become a citizen, but the question is would you ever truly consider yourself Maltese?
GOAL 3- becoming a Man
Quoting a band called DVDA "What makes a man, is it the woman that he holds just cause has big titties or is it the way he fights everyday............. no it's probably the titties".
Think about those wise words with this goal.
In direct answer to your question only hard work will inable you to achieve your goal, so go out and try your best in everything you do sport!
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 01:25
Originally posted by jordy23
lol
Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms 23,
I believe you should aim for more when posting that saying "lol" or "kool".
Make your voice heard (well seen) young man/woman.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Bulldog1954
9 Apr 2003, 02:14
I have 2 questions
1 - Should I go to my exercise physiology lab on Thursday?
2 - Will your father approve of you and Eggs proposed union?
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 02:29
Originally posted by Bulldog1954
I have 2 questions
1 - Should I go to my exercise physiology lab on Thursday?
2 - Will your father approve of you and Eggs proposed union?
Dear Mr 1954,
In response to your first question I think you need to ask yourself "is my heart in it?", if so I think you should go, if not you need to find something you are really passionate about.
In response to your second question I WANT my fathers approval but don't NEED it. I think when seeking approval from loved ones people need to take that stance, cause what is love if it isn't unconditional?
Peace out,
Rocco Jones.
Mr. Walker
9 Apr 2003, 09:13
Rocco,
I share a house with 3 other people. We share the household expenses equally. Two of them are fine but the other guy is not pulling his weight. For instance, last week I numbered all of the sheets on our toilet roll. Me and the other two use an average of 9 sheets a time. This guy uses an average of 16 with a one time peak of 28!.
My question is, should I use this as the basis for requesting him to pay more (say 2/5 while the rest of us each pay 1/5 of the expenses). I say it is representative of him using more of everything in the house, at the very least there must be a direct correlation with food eaten, but one of my flat mates says it is not politically correct to discriminate against someone on the grounds of a possible medical condition.
What is your advice?
Originally posted by Mr. Walker
Rocco,
I share a house with 3 other people. We share the household expenses equally. Two of them are fine but the other guy is not pulling his weight. For instance, last week I numbered all of the sheets on our toilet roll. Me and the other two use an average of 9 sheets a time. This guy uses an average of 16 with a one time peak of 28!.
My question is, should I use this as the basis for requesting him to pay more (say 2/5 while the rest of us each pay 1/5 of the expenses). I say it is representative of him using more of everything in the house, at the very least there must be a direct correlation with food eaten, but one of my flat mates says it is not politically correct to discriminate against someone on the grounds of a possible medical condition.
What is your advice?
LOL
KOOL
It's ok Rocco, I don't fall into the "youngster" category. Please forgive the interruption and give Mr Walker the benefit of your wise counsel in this matter.
(Mrs) Curly5
Dear Rocco
There is a girl that I am keen on but she doesn't know it. We flirt but I am afraid of rejection. Please pass on your wisdom,as you are the omniscient one.
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 16:39
Originally posted by Mr. Walker
Rocco,
I share a house with 3 other people. We share the household expenses equally. Two of them are fine but the other guy is not pulling his weight. For instance, last week I numbered all of the sheets on our toilet roll. Me and the other two use an average of 9 sheets a time. This guy uses an average of 16 with a one time peak of 28!.
My question is, should I use this as the basis for requesting him to pay more (say 2/5 while the rest of us each pay 1/5 of the expenses). I say it is representative of him using more of everything in the house, at the very least there must be a direct correlation with food eaten, but one of my flat mates says it is not politically correct to discriminate against someone on the grounds of a possible medical condition.
What is your advice?
Dear Mr Walker,
I think in this situation you have got to decide what is the price of living in a happy home. While it may be economically rationale to ask him to play more, is it really worth risking harmony for a bit more dough?
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 16:42
Originally posted by Curly5
LOL
KOOL
It's ok Rocco, I don't fall into the "youngster" category. Please forgive the interruption and give Mr Walker the benefit of your wise counsel in this matter.
(Mrs) Curly5
Dear Mrs Curly 5,
Like I stated earlier "Rocco replies!" isn't just limited to the youngsters, I am happy to answer questions from anyone, including your fine self.
Thanks for reading "Rocco replies!" and I hope I can be of use should any problem arise.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 17:03
Originally posted by SCRAY72
Dear Rocco
There is a girl that I am keen on but she doesn't know it. We flirt but I am afraid of rejection. Please pass on your wisdom,as you are the omniscient one.
Dear Mr 72,
I have decided to give you advice depending on your actual situation for this problem.
SITUATION 1- Isn't a friend
In this situation I would just tell her how you feel, I mean think about it what is there to lose?
Take her out and try to impress (I find upsizing her meal is a great why to show her how much you really care). When the times right tell her how you feel. If she feels the same way great, if not well what have you really lost? (besides the $1 you had to pay to upsizing her meal, on second thoughts don't bother upsizing her meal).
SITUATION 2- a friend
This situation is a bit more difficult but potentially so much more rewarding. The stakes are higher here cause you are risking a friendship, but if it's the way you feel, then it's the way you feel.
My advice here is to go out for a few drinks with her and get reasonably ****ed. Tell her how you feel and if she just wants to be friends, well you have the "I was ****ed" excuse". If she wants ya it's pretty much an instant shag. And they say romance is dead, pfft.
Remember Scray, whatever the situation not taking a risk is the greatest risk of all.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
dancingdoggie17
9 Apr 2003, 18:58
Dear Rocco,
It is the school parent-teacher night on Thrusday. I am doing very well at all my other subjects at school but failed my last maths test spectacularly. The teacher thinks im very stupid. I did really well at Maths last year and i don't think the Christmas holidays have suddenly changed my study abilities.
I think the teacher will tell my mum i am doing badly and i talk to much and interrupt the class.
Should i go with with my mum to see him at parent teacher night and argue with him, or not go and hope my mum sticks up for me?
Please help, Rocco, I don't know what to do!
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Dear Mr 72,
I have decided to give you advice depending on your actual situation for this problem.
SITUATION 1- Isn't a friend
In this situation I would just tell her how you feel, I mean think about it what is there to lose?
Take her out and try to impress (I find upsizing her meal is a great why to show her how much you really care). When the times right tell her how you feel. If she feels the same way great, if not well what have you really lost? (besides the $1 you had to pay to upsizing her meal, on second thoughts don't bother upsizing her meal).
SITUATION 2- a friend
This situation is a bit more difficult but potentially so much more rewarding. The stakes are higher here cause you are risking a friendship, but if it's the way you feel, then it's the way you feel.
My advice here is to go out for a few drinks with her and get reasonably ****ed. Tell her how you feel and if she just wants to be friends, well you have the "I was ****ed" excuse". If she wants ya it's pretty much an instant shag. And they say romance is dead, pfft.
Remember Scray, whatever the situation not taking a risk is the greatest risk of all.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco, a thought occurs to me - you're not related to Gareth of "The Office" are you?
Dear Rocco,
I am having a reasonably hard time in selecting a tip for this week’s match between Geelong and Collingwood. Now, as you may know, Collingwood hasn’t beaten Geelong since ’98, so therefore, Geelong has the “wood” of Colling. Therefore, I am in some sort of dilemma. I’m not sure whether or not to select the favourite, Collingwood, or go for the underdog in Geelong. I find that Geelong is a genuine chance of upsetting the carryingbush, but I need your strong advice.
I have the impression that Collingwood may enter this game thinking:
Hey, we’re on top and we have a string of players returning. Therefore, because we have been winning without these players, the return of these players will be enough to easily win us the game. Therefore, there is no need to go hard at it and risk serious injuries. These players retuning will contribute a lot. Then again, they may not think that.
Then, you have Geelong.
Now, the Cats have lost their opening two matches and will be looking to avenge their Wizard Cup loss to the Pies. They need this win more than anything – 0-3 doesn’t seem like Geelong to me.
Therefore, I pose the question.
Should I go with my instinct and select a Geelong upset, or play it safe, going with the favourite, tipping Collingwood?
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 21:29
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
Dear Rocco,
It is the school parent-teacher night on Thrusday. I am doing very well at all my other subjects at school but failed my last maths test spectacularly. The teacher thinks im very stupid. I did really well at Maths last year and i don't think the Christmas holidays have suddenly changed my study abilities.
I think the teacher will tell my mum i am doing badly and i talk to much and interrupt the class.
Should i go with with my mum to see him at parent teacher night and argue with him, or not go and hope my mum sticks up for me?
Please help, Rocco, I don't know what to do!
Dear Gemma,
This takes me back to my high school days. Back in year 10 there was one teacher that really hated me and had a go at me at a parent/teacher night. Basically my mum told him to **** off which I thought was pretty cool.
I think you should go as he is probably less likely to say horrible things about you with you there. However, if you do decide to go I would strongly advise you to be careful in what you say to your teacher, remember teachers are people too and they can carry grudges. Argue your point yes, but don't sacrifice long term pain for short term gain.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 22:17
Originally posted by X_box_X
Dear Rocco,
I am having a reasonably hard time in selecting a tip for this week’s match between Geelong and Collingwood. Now, as you may know, Collingwood hasn’t beaten Geelong since ’98, so therefore, Geelong has the “wood” of Colling. Therefore, I am in some sort of dilemma. I’m not sure whether or not to select the favourite, Collingwood, or go for the underdog in Geelong. I find that Geelong is a genuine chance of upsetting the carryingbush, but I need your strong advice.
I have the impression that Collingwood may enter this game thinking:
Hey, we’re on top and we have a string of players returning. Therefore, because we have been winning without these players, the return of these players will be enough to easily win us the game. Therefore, there is no need to go hard at it and risk serious injuries. These players retuning will contribute a lot. Then again, they may not think that.
Then, you have Geelong.
Now, the Cats have lost their opening two matches and will be looking to avenge their Wizard Cup loss to the Pies. They need this win more than anything – 0-3 doesn’t seem like Geelong to me.
Therefore, I pose the question.
Should I go with my instinct and select a Geelong upset, or play it safe, going with the favourite, tipping Collingwood?
Dear Mr X,
You bring up some points so to why you should tip Geelong, but I have one reason why you shouldn't, they suck.
Hopefully that's helped you decide who to go for.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Dear Rocco Rohdes,
I miss PC28 dearly and fear I have offended him with my Dimma's pizzas are c r a p comment. I'm not sure but I also bagged his Gilligan hat. What can I do as I can't go on any longer without him?
Signed Despartely Seeking PC
Chops
Inferno_03
9 Apr 2003, 23:42
Howdy MR know all,
I'd like to know why the doggies went so crap last week? And do you honestly think you can beat the dees? remember your under the 'Rocco replies' oath here, so no lying......
Cheers :)
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 23:50
Originally posted by Chops
Dear Rocco Rohdes,
I miss PC28 dearly and fear I have offended him with my Dimma's pizzas are c r a p comment. I'm not sure but I also bagged his Gilligan hat. What can I do as I can't go on any longer without him?
Signed Despartely Seeking PC
Chops
Dear Mr Chops,
A wise man once said "you always hurt the ones you love" and how true does words are.
PC28 is a man full of love, but you took his love for granted and now that you don't have it you have realised how much it really means to you.
Try to get in contact with PC28 and tell him how truly sorry you are for you that you have done wrong. Whether he forgives you or not isn't up to you, what is however is how you treat the ones you love.
Mistakes don't mean a thing if you don't learn from them.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
9 Apr 2003, 23:54
Originally posted by Inferno_03
Howdy MR know all,
I'd like to know why the doggies went so crap last week? And do you honestly think you can beat the dees? remember your under the 'Rocco replies' oath here, so no lying......
Cheers :)
Dear Mr 03,
The Doggies simply made too many skill errors. As bad a side as Richmond is you can't except to make that errors and be successful at the highest level.
In respeonse to your second question I think the Dogs are gonna belt the Dees due to insert reason here.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Inferno_03
10 Apr 2003, 00:02
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
In respeonse to your second question I think the Dogs are gonna belt the Dees due to insert reason here.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
You mean the Dogs are gonna get belted :D :p
Mr. Walker
10 Apr 2003, 08:57
Dear Rocco,
My friend has in the past made statements such as:-
*The war in Afghanistan will drag on for years and become America's new Vietnam.
*The Republican Guard are "crack' highly motivated and highly skilled troops who will halt the American advance.
*When the Americans reach Baghdad they will become bogged down in urban warfare and the war will drag on and they will suffer heavy losses.
My question is, should my friend continue as an ABC journalist or try to find a some other job more suited to her distinct analytical talents?
Captain Sensible
10 Apr 2003, 13:56
Dear Mr Jones.
Something that has bothering me of late is the fate of all the old white bits of dog pooh that one used to see everywhere.
I just dont see them anymore, any idea what happened to them?
Localyokel.
Rocco Jones
10 Apr 2003, 15:41
Originally posted by Mr. Walker
Dear Rocco,
My friend has in the past made statements such as:-
*The war in Afghanistan will drag on for years and become America's new Vietnam.
*The Republican Guard are "crack' highly motivated and highly skilled troops who will halt the American advance.
*When the Americans reach Baghdad they will become bogged down in urban warfare and the war will drag on and they will suffer heavy losses.
My question is, should my friend continue as an ABC journalist or try to find a some other job more suited to her distinct analytical talents?
Dear Mr Walker,
Well I hear a few journos might have some spare time on their hands soon cause the reality TV show that is the War on Iraq will be cancelled.
I hear Today Tonight are looking for "journalists". What's her views on youth unemployment, youths taking drugs, underage drinking, how to lose weight- the easy way!, cheap buys, un-australians and true blue Aussie heroes?
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
10 Apr 2003, 15:47
Originally posted by localyokel
Dear Mr Jones.
Something that has bothering me of late is the fate of all the old white bits of dog pooh that one used to see everywhere.
I just dont see them anymore, any idea what happened to them?
Localyokel.
Mr Yokel,
Well I think it has something to do with council efforts and dog owners being more responsible and cleaning up after their dogs.
Either that or aliens are stealing all the "white pooh" for research.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones.
chels_09
10 Apr 2003, 15:55
Dear Rocco,
I have an injured foot, which means i am on crutchers and have been for almost a week. my problem is, i have a friend who i am ver close with, yet since i have been on cruthchers, and unable to drive or anything, i have hardly heard from this person or seen this person where i used to see them about 4 times a week.
What should i do Rocco? Do i confront this person or let it slide?
Rocco Jones
10 Apr 2003, 16:27
Originally posted by chels_09
Dear Rocco,
I have an injured foot, which means i am on crutchers and have been for almost a week. my problem is, i have a friend who i am ver close with, yet since i have been on cruthchers, and unable to drive or anything, i have hardly heard from this person or seen this person where i used to see them about 4 times a week.
What should i do Rocco? Do i confront this person or let it slide?
Dear Ms 09,
Maybe your friend thinks you want to be left alone and they would be a nuisance to you with your injury. Just let them know you still want to hang out and I am sure things will be ok.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones.
The_Flying_Egg
10 Apr 2003, 16:44
I appear to have contracted a disease in my lower extremeties and would like to know whether u think I should have it cured by a Doctor or whether I should see if my body is capable of battling this painful virus itself?
Furthermore should I have the ape I contracted the disease from put down or merely put in some form of quarantine where it can be used for scientific purposes, in a bid to rid the world of this awful affliction?
Rocco Jones
10 Apr 2003, 16:51
Originally posted by The_Flying_Egg
I appear to have contracted a disease in my lower extremeties and would like to know whether u think I should have it cured by a Doctor or whether I should see if my body is capable of battling this painful virus itself?
Furthermore should I have the ape I contracted the disease from put down or merely put in some form of quarantine where it can be used for scientific purposes, in a bid to rid the world of this awful affliction?
Mr Egg,
As strong and manly as your body may be I would recomend seeing a doctor, perhaps a hot female one due to the area infected (I will give you the number of mine if you like, I am going to the doctor for all sorts of reasons these days).
With the ape I think you should make it available to be used for scientific purposes, ridding the world of awful afflictions is a thing Rocco replies! recomends.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
dancingdoggie17
10 Apr 2003, 21:12
Dear Rocco,
I went to the interview between that ****ing ****er that calls himself a proffesional and my mum.
He said i don't concentrate enough..i was happy to let him have that one.
He said i don't use class time effectiveley....how can i if he talks the whole time? if i work while he's talking he tells me off for not listening!
there was more but the final viscious thing he said was:
"well, i find that when a group get elected to do a yr 11 subject in yr 10 (the only one is maths) they tend to think they are smarter and better than everyone else in yr 11 and think they don't have to do the work to pass."
That was the response to my mums question of how i went from 100% on exams to 4/20 on the test.
I kept calm and tried not to hit him (cos he's a kickboxer....explains the loss of brain cells) and calmly said that wasn't the case with me. He told me not me, but a group. I said the group also didn't feel like that.
He's trying to show us that we're not good...not that we think we're better than anyone else.
He didn't come up with any proper answers to anything I put to him about me doing crappy at maths and now my mum also thinks hes a tosser who's now trying to prove his point.
I know this is long but my question is: Maths is hard enough when you get along with the teacher, but this teacher now wants to prove his point and doesn't actually know what he's talking about himself. What can I do???
Rocco Jones
10 Apr 2003, 22:39
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
Dear Rocco,
I went to the interview between that ****ing ****er that calls himself a proffesional and my mum.
He said i don't concentrate enough..i was happy to let him have that one.
He said i don't use class time effectiveley....how can i if he talks the whole time? if i work while he's talking he tells me off for not listening!
there was more but the final viscious thing he said was:
"well, i find that when a group get elected to do a yr 11 subject in yr 10 (the only one is maths) they tend to think they are smarter and better than everyone else in yr 11 and think they don't have to do the work to pass."
That was the response to my mums question of how i went from 100% on exams to 4/20 on the test.
I kept calm and tried not to hit him (cos he's a kickboxer....explains the loss of brain cells) and calmly said that wasn't the case with me. He told me not me, but a group. I said the group also didn't feel like that.
He's trying to show us that we're not good...not that we think we're better than anyone else.
He didn't come up with any proper answers to anything I put to him about me doing crappy at maths and now my mum also thinks hes a tosser who's now trying to prove his point.
I know this is long but my question is: Maths is hard enough when you get along with the teacher, but this teacher now wants to prove his point and doesn't actually know what he's talking about himself. What can I do???
Dear Gemma,
It's a tough one here. Like it or not he is your teacher, so I think you have to be smart in what you do. Just try to be a bit tolerant. Remember him being an arsehole is only a short term problem. Just try to concentrate on the actual subject, study hard, blah blah blah, soon enough you will finish the subject and not have to see him again. If you aren't gonna enjoy doing maths at least you should come out of it with a good grade.
Just remember not to do something that will hurt you long term.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
dancingdoggie17
11 Apr 2003, 21:56
just to let everyone know...
I talked to the ****er today. I didn't yell and i said that he offended me etc.
Im proud of myself.
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
just to let everyone know...
I talked to the ****er today. I didn't yell and i said that he offended me etc.
Im proud of myself.
Have a word to your English teacher while you're at it.
Originally posted by Chops
Dear Rocco Rohdes,
I miss PC28 dearly and fear I have offended him with my Dimma's pizzas are c r a p comment. I'm not sure but I also bagged his Gilligan hat. What can I do as I can't go on any longer without him?
Signed Despartely Seeking PC
Chops
Although i'm not one to hold grudges, i'm willing to make an exception.
:(
X_box_X
12 Apr 2003, 00:43
Dear Rocco,
My cat is an absolute spastic. Seriously, it is a dead-set-spastic. I give my cat a tin of cat food daily, which is quiet enough. He terrorises the meal within two minutes, leaving half of it on the floor, whilst eating the other half. Therefore, I have to clean up after him, which ****es me off to a huge extent.
Ten minutes later my cat will start growling - Happen a lot. When I approach the cat to see what all the commotion is about, I notice the f*cker is attacking its own tail. Like, deh, it's your own tail, dumbass. The growling is seriously annoying. The cat continues to attack its own tail - Claw, growl, bite, growl, claw, growl, bite.
Afterwards, I walk into my room to notice a whole heap of cat hair all over my bed. A stuck of cat hair. When I sleep at night, cat hair is right under my nostrils. It, too, annoys me.
Rocco, I don’t know how I can solve this bastard of a problem
I am hoping you will be able to help me.
Originally posted by X_box_X
Dear Rocco,
My cat is an absolute spastic. Seriously, it is a dead-set-spastic. I give my cat a tin of cat food daily, which is quiet enough. He terrorises the meal within two minutes, leaving half of it on the floor, whilst eating the other half. Therefore, I have to clean up after him, which ****es me off to a huge extent.
Ten minutes later my cat will start growling - Happen a lot. When I approach the cat to see what all the commotion is about, I notice the f*cker is attacking its own tail. Like, deh, it's your own tail, dumbass. The growling is seriously annoying. The cat continues to attack its own tail - Claw, growl, bite, growl, claw, growl, bite.
Afterwards, I walk into my room to notice a whole heap of cat hair all over my bed. A stuck of cat hair. When I sleep at night, cat hair is right under my nostrils. It, too, annoys me.
Rocco, I don’t know how I can solve this bastard of a problem
I am hoping you will be able to help me.
This one's easy, buy a dog. A big dog.
Rocco Jones
12 Apr 2003, 01:52
Originally posted by X_box_X
Dear Rocco,
My cat is an absolute spastic. Seriously, it is a dead-set-spastic. I give my cat a tin of cat food daily, which is quiet enough. He terrorises the meal within two minutes, leaving half of it on the floor, whilst eating the other half. Therefore, I have to clean up after him, which ****es me off to a huge extent.
Ten minutes later my cat will start growling - Happen a lot. When I approach the cat to see what all the commotion is about, I notice the f*cker is attacking its own tail. Like, deh, it's your own tail, dumbass. The growling is seriously annoying. The cat continues to attack its own tail - Claw, growl, bite, growl, claw, growl, bite.
Afterwards, I walk into my room to notice a whole heap of cat hair all over my bed. A stuck of cat hair. When I sleep at night, cat hair is right under my nostrils. It, too, annoys me.
Rocco, I don’t know how I can solve this bastard of a problem
I am hoping you will be able to help me.
Dear Mr X,
I used to have a Cat (dear old Tiger, she passed away at the tender age of 14 two years ago), so I think I can offer some advice.
Only give him half a can of food a day Xie, that is quite enough. Just put in a few cat biscuits in it too, he will love it. If he finishes it, give him more.
With the cat hair in your bed I have a little rule. As much as I love cats there is only 1 type of pussy allowed in my bed. Don't let your cat in your room. Also if he is leaving hair everywhere it's a sign you aren't grooming him enough. You should groom your cat ocassionally, if you can't be bothered get someone else in your family to do it.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
12 Apr 2003, 01:53
Originally posted by -PC28-
Have a word to your English teacher while you're at it.
Dear Mr 28,
Don't be nasty to Gemma.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Originally posted by X_box_X
Dear Rocco,
My cat is an absolute spastic. Seriously, it is a dead-set-spastic.
They say pets take after their owners...
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Dear Mr X,
I used to have a Cat (dear old Tiger, she passed away at the tender age of 14 two years ago), so I think I can offer some advice.
Only give him half a can of food a day Xie, that is quite enough. Just put in a few cat biscuits in it too, he will love it. If he finishes it, give him more.
With the cat hair in your bed I have a little rule. As much as I love cats there is only 1 type of pussy allowed in my bed. Don't let your cat in your room. Also if he is leaving hair everywhere it's a sign you aren't grooming him enough. You should groom your cat ocassionally, if you can't be bothered get someone else in your family to do it.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
$79.99 ;)
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
Dear Rocco,
I went to the interview between that ****ing ****er that calls himself a proffesional and my mum.
He said i don't concentrate enough..i was happy to let him have that one.
He said i don't use class time effectiveley....how can i if he talks the whole time? if i work while he's talking he tells me off for not listening!
there was more but the final viscious thing he said was:
"well, i find that when a group get elected to do a yr 11 subject in yr 10 (the only one is maths) they tend to think they are smarter and better than everyone else in yr 11 and think they don't have to do the work to pass."
That was the response to my mums question of how i went from 100% on exams to 4/20 on the test.
I kept calm and tried not to hit him (cos he's a kickboxer....explains the loss of brain cells) and calmly said that wasn't the case with me. He told me not me, but a group. I said the group also didn't feel like that.
He's trying to show us that we're not good...not that we think we're better than anyone else.
He didn't come up with any proper answers to anything I put to him about me doing crappy at maths and now my mum also thinks hes a tosser who's now trying to prove his point.
I know this is long but my question is: Maths is hard enough when you get along with the teacher, but this teacher now wants to prove his point and doesn't actually know what he's talking about himself. What can I do???
As Mr Jones asked me to be nicer to you, i have two words for you...
Gurkan Ozkan
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X_box_X
12 Apr 2003, 11:54
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
With the cat hair in your bed I have a little rule. As much as I love cats there is only 1 type of pussy allowed in my bed. Don't let your cat in your room.
:p
Thanks for the advice, Rocco.
Rocco leads the way for Maltese. :cool:
Dry Rot
12 Apr 2003, 15:08
Originally posted by X_box_X
:p
Thanks for the advice, Rocco.
Rocco leads the way for Maltese. :cool:
Take your cat to a vet for a check - it's probably sick.
Dry Rot
Cat Expert
Dry Rot
12 Apr 2003, 15:19
Dear Rocco,
Is my ex being unreasonable?
Last year I took her to a serious BDSM play party for the first time, and lo and behold she ran into a work colleague, who was dressed in fantastic S&M leather, mask and dragging a portly submissive with a chain around his neck.
The colleague occaisionally works for my ex as a freelancer.
They appeared to get along well, having a chat while observing 2 girls being whipped.
However, since the party, my ex has not hired the freelancer since, and appears a little uncomfortable about the whole thing.
I think she is being unreasonable, what do you think?
Dry Rot
Originally posted by Dry Rot
Dear Rocco,
Is my ex being unreasonable?
Last year I took her to a serious BDSM play party for the first time, and lo and behold she ran into a work colleague, who was dressed in fantastic S&M leather, mask and dragging a portly submissive with a chain around his neck.
The colleague occaisionally works for my ex as a freelancer.
They appeared to get along well, having a chat while observing 2 girls being whipped.
However, since the party, my ex has not hired the freelancer since, and appears a little uncomfortable about the whole thing.
I think she is being unreasonable, what do you think?
Dry Rot
Jesz these Sydney people!!!!!
No wonder they are all gay!
Seinfeld disclaimer: Not that there is anything wrong with that!
OldSchool
12 Apr 2003, 20:05
Originally posted by Dry Rot
Dear Rocco,
Is my ex being unreasonable?
Last year I took her to a serious BDSM play party for the first time, and lo and behold she ran into a work colleague, who was dressed in fantastic S&M leather, mask and dragging a portly submissive with a chain around his neck.
The colleague occaisionally works for my ex as a freelancer.
They appeared to get along well, having a chat while observing 2 girls being whipped.
However, since the party, my ex has not hired the freelancer since, and appears a little uncomfortable about the whole thing.
I think she is being unreasonable, what do you think?
Dry Rot
I think you have just lost whatever chance you had of being invited into the rooms after the Doggies beat (poor choice of a word) the Swans in round 12. :)
Dry Rot
12 Apr 2003, 21:24
Originally posted by Chops
Jesz these Sydney people!!!!!
No wonder they are all gay!
Seinfeld disclaimer: Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Oi Chops,
This was a very hetero function which I attended with my then girlfriend.
Doesn't this happen all over Melbourne?
Dry Rot
12 Apr 2003, 21:26
Originally posted by OldSchool
I think you have just lost whatever chance you had of being invited into the rooms after the Doggies beat (poor choice of a word) the Swans in round 12. :)
Why do you think we beat the Swans now? ;)
The Rot has set in.
Rocco Jones
13 Apr 2003, 00:42
Originally posted by Dry Rot
Dear Rocco,
Is my ex being unreasonable?
Last year I took her to a serious BDSM play party for the first time, and lo and behold she ran into a work colleague, who was dressed in fantastic S&M leather, mask and dragging a portly submissive with a chain around his neck.
The colleague occaisionally works for my ex as a freelancer.
They appeared to get along well, having a chat while observing 2 girls being whipped.
However, since the party, my ex has not hired the freelancer since, and appears a little uncomfortable about the whole thing.
I think she is being unreasonable, what do you think?
Dry Rot
Dear Mr Rot,
Yes I think she is being unreasonable. As a professional she shouldn't let business mix with um, er, pleasure. The reason reason she shouldn't hire him is if his um, er performance isn't up to standard.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Dry Rot
13 Apr 2003, 07:36
Thank you Mr Jones, I'll pass your wise advice on to my ex.
BTW, her colleague was a woman, a stunning leggy brunette. I couldn't fault her performance.
Originally posted by Dry Rot
Oi Chops,
This was a very hetero function which I attended with my then girlfriend.
Doesn't this happen all over Melbourne?
Yes but The Hell Fire Club closed a few years back here;) And next time you go can you invite my partner and I!
Dry Rot
13 Apr 2003, 16:59
They've just revived the Hellfire Club up here - pretty hard core I believe.
dancingdoggie17
13 Apr 2003, 18:22
Originally posted by -PC28-
Have a word to your English teacher while you're at it.
IN ENGLISH I GOT A BLOODY A+ FOR AN ESSAY AND AN A+ FOR AN ASSIGNMENT MAKING MY AVERAGE FOR THIS YEAR A+.
The english teacher said i am a GREAT WRITER and i am doing REALLY WELL!!!
Rocco Jones
13 Apr 2003, 23:36
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
IN ENGLISH I GOT A BLOODY A+ FOR AN ESSAY AND AN A+ FOR AN ASSIGNMENT MAKING MY AVERAGE FOR THIS YEAR A+.
The english teacher said i am a GREAT WRITER and i am doing REALLY WELL!!!
Modest too.
The_Flying_Egg
13 Apr 2003, 23:38
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
IN ENGLISH I GOT A BLOODY A+ FOR AN ESSAY AND AN A+ FOR AN ASSIGNMENT MAKING MY AVERAGE FOR THIS YEAR A+.
The english teacher said i am a GREAT WRITER and i am doing REALLY WELL!!!
U tell him sister
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
IN ENGLISH I GOT A BLOODY A+ FOR AN ESSAY AND AN A+ FOR AN ASSIGNMENT MAKING MY AVERAGE FOR THIS YEAR A+.
The english teacher said i am a GREAT WRITER and i am doing REALLY WELL!!!
A+ Your English teacher is obviously a moron of the highest degree.
There are at least a half dozen spelling and/or grammatical errors in your second post. Not to meantion the unnecessary use of ellipses...
Originally posted by -PC28-
A+ Your English teacher is obviously a moron of the highest degree.
There are at least a half dozen spelling and/or grammatical errors in your second post. Not to meantion the unnecessary use of ellipses...
PC, I'm impressed with your knowledge of ellipses ...
dancingdoggie17
14 Apr 2003, 11:33
Originally posted by -PC28-
A+ Your English teacher is obviously a moron of the highest degree.
There are at least a half dozen spelling and/or grammatical errors in your second post. Not to meantion the unnecessary use of ellipses...
There's more to life than bigfooty! I'd rather concentrate my good grammar and spelling on my work at school. Would you like a copy of my essay?
I'm sure my teacher will be completely offended when I tell him that you think he's a moron. I'm also sure that he'd be envious of your dead end job!
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
There's more to life than bigfooty! I'd rather concentrate my good grammar and spelling on my work at school. Would you like a copy of my essay?
I'm sure my teacher will be completely offended when I tell him that you think he's a moron. I'm also sure that he'd be envious of your dead end job!
I called it a go no where job, not a dead end job.
What i fail to understand is, if you are infact so good at English, how is it you can switch it off when you are posting.
Typos and that i can understand, but surely it is harder to use stupid abbreviations than to just let it flow?
dancingdoggie17
14 Apr 2003, 13:38
I find it easy to switch from normal writing to abbreviations. The abbreviations are quicker and usually i just type them as i would say them. But seriously, i didn't think i did too many abbreviations, i just don't worry about how formal my writing looks on the net.
Rocco Jones
14 Apr 2003, 14:45
Dear Gemma and PC
Gemma, PC this is a place for people to find solutions to problems in their lives, not a place for you two to fight like little girls (at least Gemma has an excuse).
PC understand Gemma is just a youngster and has no time for spelling and grammar when it's not really needed.
Gemma understand PC is just doing this cause he is bored at his "go no where job". You think going to school's boring, how about working in a job that you hate for 40 hours a week (OK he actually spends 37 of those hours posting on bigfooty but I am trying to stop the bitchin here).
Gem and PC you both like me and I like you both so vicariously you both like each other.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Dear Gemma and PC
Gemma, PC this is a place for people to find solutions to problems in their lives, not a place for you two to fight like little girls (at least Gemma has an excuse).
PC understand Gemma is just a youngster and has no time for spelling and grammar when it's not really needed.
Gemma understand PC is just doing this cause he is bored at his "go no where job". You think going to school's boring, how about working in a job that you hate for 40 hours a week (OK he actually spends 37 of those hours posting on bigfooty but I am trying to stop the bitchin here).
Gem and PC you both like me and I like you both so vicariously you both like each other.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Mr Jones
My question to DD17 was a serious question, not posted for the purpose of hanging **** on her. She has since answered and although i do not agree, i have accepted her answer.
Thankyou for your time and effort
PC
Inferno_03
14 Apr 2003, 16:58
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
In respeonse to your second question I think the Dogs are gonna belt the Dees due to insert reason here.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Wrong answer rocco:o looks like ya just not cut out for the job :p
Rocco Jones
16 Apr 2003, 16:48
Rocco's waiting for someone to make him reply.
Dear Rocco
Can you make it so we win every week?
Mr. Walker
16 Apr 2003, 17:19
I have a problem you may be able to help with Rocco.
I visit an internet board where people are able to discuss an issue of common interest. It revolves around a team sport but sometimes digresses on to guys arses and the stupid hats some people wear. And that leads me to the problem. my friend, more of an acquantance really, well actually just some yobbo who goes on the board, has taken to abusing other posters who disagree with him. Whether it be about lost membership tickets or valid criticism of the skillfully challanged player he fanatically supports any comment is met with abuse or foul language. He even storms off at times threatening never to come back, we get all excited and then he returns more venomous than ever.
Can anything be done to help him ( therapy, physciatric drugs etc.) or is he a lost cause. If only he would change his meaness for niceness!
Originally posted by Mr. Walker
I have a problem you may be able to help with Rocco.
I visit an internet board where people are able to discuss an issue of common interest. It revolves around a team sport but sometimes digresses on to guys arses and the stupid hats some people wear. And that leads me to the problem. my friend, more of an acquantance really, well actually just some yobbo who goes on the board, has taken to abusing other posters who disagree with him. Whether it be about lost membership tickets or valid criticism of the skillfully challanged player he fanatically supports any comment is met with abuse or foul language. He even storms off at times threatening never to come back, we get all excited and then he returns more venomous than ever.
Can anything be done to help him ( therapy, physciatric drugs etc.) or is he a lost cause. If only he would change his meaness for niceness!
what a load of ****ing ****, i can't ****ing believe some of the bull**** that people post on this board. i've ****ing had it, enough is ****ing enough. **** this ****ing **** i've ****ing had it. un****ingbelievable
btw, i just abuse the morons
Rocco Jones
16 Apr 2003, 17:26
Originally posted by Chops
Dear Rocco
Can you make it so we win every week?
Dear Mr Chops,
Probably not, but I can make great french toast.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
16 Apr 2003, 17:30
Originally posted by Mr. Walker
I have a problem you may be able to help with Rocco.
I visit an internet board where people are able to discuss an issue of common interest. It revolves around a team sport but sometimes digresses on to guys arses and the stupid hats some people wear. And that leads me to the problem. my friend, more of an acquantance really, well actually just some yobbo who goes on the board, has taken to abusing other posters who disagree with him. Whether it be about lost membership tickets or valid criticism of the skillfully challanged player he fanatically supports any comment is met with abuse or foul language. He even storms off at times threatening never to come back, we get all excited and then he returns more venomous than ever.
Can anything be done to help him ( therapy, physciatric drugs etc.) or is he a lost cause. If only he would change his meaness for niceness!
Dear Mr Walker,
I think this "yobbo" is about as much as a lost cause as the player he supports.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
sigscotty
16 Apr 2003, 18:29
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
SITUATION 2- a friend
My advice here is to go out for a few drinks with her and get reasonably ****ed. Tell her how you feel and if she just wants to be friends, well you have the "I was ****ed" excuse". If she wants ya it's pretty much an instant shag. And they say romance is dead, pfft.
You advice is very wise.
I once saw the particular advice given above put to good use. The young man got drunk, became obssessive about a hat the young lady was wearing, ended up back at her place, threw up all over the place in her toilet (leaving her the great aphrodisiac of cleaning it up), and couldn't remember bugga all about any of it the next day.
He is greatly embarrassed whenever this is brought up by someone, but i am sure he will get great solace when i tell him rocco jones thinks its the way to go.
Rocco Jones
17 Apr 2003, 00:20
Originally posted by sigscotty
You advice is very wise.
I once saw the particular advice given above put to good use. The young man got drunk, became obssessive about a hat the young lady was wearing, ended up back at her place, threw up all over the place in her toilet (leaving her the great aphrodisiac of cleaning it up), and couldn't remember bugga all about any of it the next day.
He is greatly embarrassed whenever this is brought up by someone, but i am sure he will get great solace when i tell him rocco jones thinks its the way to go.
Dear Mr Scotty,
Well if it's the gentleman I am thinking of the young lady in question must be a lesbian (not the cool type that have pillow fights in lingerie, she must be the type that doesn't shave and listens to k.d. Lang) if she knocked him back.
Either way I said "reasonably ****ed", throwing up all over her toilet, as charming as it may be, is not an act of a reasonably drunk man.
As much of a sexpot as this young man is, I would advise him not to get totally ****faced before he tries to make a move on young ladies in the future.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
sigscotty
17 Apr 2003, 14:14
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
As much of a sexpot as this young man is
hehe
Rocco Jones
18 Apr 2003, 15:04
Originally posted by sigscotty
hehe
Is that a girlish hehe?
Dear rocco
How can i become the worst poster on this board?:rolleyes:
Dear rocco,
I have a friend who had a car accident last year, when it first happened she was always talking(not about the accident) to me and doing stuff with me as well, but since about april last year she doesnt talk to me as much, the only time we really speak is at the footy.
What can i do?
Rocco Jones
18 Apr 2003, 15:16
Originally posted by mel 40
Dear rocco
How can i become the worst poster on this board?:rolleyes:
Dear Ms 40,
Becoming the worst at something is almost as tough as becoming the best IMO. You know that saying no matter how good you are at something, there is always someone that is better (I think that was from the simpsons but anywho). Well the reverse is also true.
ATM Jordy23 is lowering standards for posters ever day. I think you need to use Jordy23 as a role model when posting. Before you post think "would Jordy23 post that?".
Like why spell cool with a c when you can spell it with a k? Why bother actually posting your thoughts about the game when you can just post "lol"? Soon enough you will find yourself competing with Jordy23 and maybe one day you will become the worst poster on this board (but hey 2nd worst isn't that bad really).
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
sigscotty
18 Apr 2003, 16:10
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Is that a girlish hehe?
Is there such a thing as a Man-ly hehe?
dancingdoggie17
18 Apr 2003, 20:18
Dear Mr Jones,
I was just wondering how PC can disagree with my reasoning for the way I write?
I think hes a moron.
He's trying to turn himself into the superpower of the Bulldogs board.
Yours sincerely,
Ms Doggie17
(And me and Mr Walker finally agree!)
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
Dear Mr Jones,
I was just wondering how PC can disagree with my reasoning for the way I write?
I think hes a moron.
He's trying to turn himself into the superpower of the Bulldogs board.
Yours sincerely,
Ms Doggie17
(And me and Mr Walker finally agree!)
Ms Doggies17
I have been contacted by Mr Jones, and he is at loggerheads over the recent bickering and so forth between yourself and me.
I've decided, of course only if you agree, to put all this behind us. To you I extend the olive branch, and propose a truce. You may post as you wish, and i will not comment on any bad spelling, abbreviations, or grammatical mistakes.
I have released the bird of peace with your name on it, i hope you may do the same also. If not for you and I, then certainly for your friend and mine, Rocco Q Jones.
What do you say Gemz.
Your friend
PC
dancingdoggie17
19 Apr 2003, 23:43
ohh yay...
next we'll solve iraq.
PEACE
Dear Rocco
What's the problem with JG? What did Smorgo do to him?
Birssys_girl
20 Apr 2003, 14:49
Hey Rocco
Why do you think that 4 players seasons are over after four rounds of football to 4 knee injuries..... is there something wrong with the training or what???
And two of them are doggies players :(
Dear Mr Jones
How are you?
PC
Rocco Jones
20 Apr 2003, 15:47
Originally posted by Chops
Dear Rocco
What's the problem with JG? What did Smorgo do to him?
Dear Mr Chops,
JG's a special man. He seems to care more about being proven right than the club actually doing well, which is quite sad. This probably stems from self-esteem issues (I did Psychology in VCE so I am well qualified to make this diagnosis.
Perhaps we can all start being nice to JG. I will start it off by apologising for my earlier comments in another thread about JG, JG I am sorry, you probably don't blow goats. Hopefully if we are nice to JG and make him feel comfortable in our presence he might become a more positive person.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
20 Apr 2003, 15:53
Originally posted by Birssys_girl
Hey Rocco
Why do you think that 4 players seasons are over after four rounds of football to 4 knee injuries..... is there something wrong with the training or what???
And two of them are doggies players :(
Dear Ms Birss,
It's mainly just bad luck imo. Weird that we have had 1 player do his ACL every round so far.
I don't really think it's a ground issue, subiaco, the ground with the most knee victims of recent times, hasn't even claimed a victim.... yet.
I think if there's any reason other than bad luck it's just that players are pushing themselves harder physically than ever before, so as a consequence more injuries are probably likely to occur.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
20 Apr 2003, 15:54
Originally posted by -PC28-
Dear Mr Jones
How are you?
PC
Dear Mr 28,
I am well, how are you?
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
20 Apr 2003, 15:59
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
ohh yay...
next we'll solve iraq.
PEACE
Dear Ms 17 (I refuse to call you ms doggie17, that sounds wrong for some reason)
It's interesting you bring up Iraq. Your problems with PC were a bit like Saddam and Bush, just cause one of you guys was wrong doesn't mean the other one was necessarily right.
Anywho I find solace in bringing peace between you too, may it last long.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Isdogisgood
22 Apr 2003, 16:10
What the hell is wrong with Browny?
stefoid
22 Apr 2003, 16:16
Mr Rocco,
your new Q&A thread seems to have all the momentum of a runaway freight train. To what do you owe your amazing success?
Rocco Jones
22 Apr 2003, 16:45
Originally posted by Isdogisgood
What the hell is wrong with Browny?
Dear Ms Good,
I believe there's only one thing wrong with him atm, obviously his kicking for goal hasn't be as good as we know it can be. But that's the thing, we know he isn't a bad kick for goal and the fact that he is averaging 9 scoring shots a game this year shows he has the ability to get the ball alot near goal, which is the most important thing.
Being a small forward means he has to lead into the pockets which will have a negative effect on his goal to behind ratio. He just needs to make sure that when he gets an easy chance that he makes the most of it.
Remember even though he has kicked 20 behinds he has also kicked 16 goals for the season, an average of 4 a game isn't bad. Due to bad kicking his season has been very good rather than excellent, but I wouldn't be worrying too much about Browny just yet, his kicking for goal will improve, scary what will happen then.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
22 Apr 2003, 16:48
Originally posted by stefoid
Mr Rocco,
your new Q&A thread seems to have all the momentum of a runaway freight train. To what do you owe your amazing success?
Dear Mr Stefoid,
I owe my success to my parents, my fans, god and my lover sigscotty.
Without them I am nothing.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Rocco Jones
22 Apr 2003, 17:14
Due to the overwhelming success of Rocco replies! I know require a secretary/personal assistant (that sounds like you have more power I guess).
Apply now for this once in a life time opportunity.
Willingness to sleep with the boss is looked upon favourably.
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Due to the overwhelming success of Rocco replies! I know require a secretary/personal assistant (that sounds like you have more power I guess).
Apply now for this once in a life time opportunity.
Willingness to sleep with the boss is looked upon favourably.
Sorry Rocco as mentioned in the Manpower/Elephant walk thread my wife won't allow it.
I heard PC takes good dictation.
Rocco Jones
22 Apr 2003, 20:59
Originally posted by Chops
Sorry Rocco as mentioned in the Manpower/Elephant walk thread my wife won't allow it.
I heard PC takes good dictation.
Boys cant be secretaries, it's against the law or something.
Rocco Jones
22 Apr 2003, 21:01
I notice JG is viewing the board now, I hope he puts in a question to Rocco replies!
dancingdoggie17
22 Apr 2003, 21:13
dEAR rOCCO,
(hahaha, isn't that cool!)
I am in one of those moods. Bored, sorta depressed about nothing in particular and wishing i had dreadlocks.
Can you suggest any type of abstract medicine for my condition?
Ms 17
Rocco Jones
22 Apr 2003, 21:19
Originally posted by dancingdoggie17
dEAR rOCCO,
(hahaha, isn't that cool!)
I am in one of those moods. Bored, sorta depressed about nothing in particular and wishing i had dreadlocks.
Can you suggest any type of abstract medicine for my condition?
Ms 17
Dear Ms 17,
Being depressed about nothing in particular? Um that just means that you are a normal 15 yo girl, well actually that just means you are a female full stop.
You wish you had dreadlocks? Well I think you should stop wishing and actually try to get (GEMMA TOLD ME TO EDIT THIS BIT OUT) I mean dreadlocks.
Only medicine I can offer is chatting with me in msn.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Dear Ms 17,
Being depressed about nothing in particular? Um that just means that you are a normal 15 yo girl, well actually that just means you are a female full stop.
You wish you had dreadlocks? Well I think you should stop wishing and actually try to get him, I mean dreadlocks.
Only medicine I can offer is chatting with me in msn.
Peace out,
Rocco Jones
Well she was depressed, soon to be suicidal :p