Favourite TV Show Quotes/Lines

[freofan_mundy]

It's probably been done before but I just thought I'd say it anyway...

House: "No, you talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Simpsons Homer - "Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use"

Dexter: ""I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost"

Futurama
Fry: Wait a minute, I know that monkey, his name is donkey
Farnsworth: Donkeys arent monkeys, quit messing with my head!

Linda: I am sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT!


Entourage
Drama: That's not mean. 'Mean' is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass ****ed her.

Seinfeld

Jerry "I have to dribble. If I give it to you, you just shoot. You're a chucker."
George "Oh, I'm a chucker."
Jerry "That's right, everytime you get the ball you shoot."
George "I can't believe you called me a chucker. No way I'm a chucker. I do not chuck, never chucked, never have chucked, never will chuck, no chuck!"
Jerry "You chuck!"


I will just put the video about the last one, one of my favourite scenes/quotes ever. Have a watch if you are a seinfeld fan :)

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[arakaan]

Chuck
Awesome's Dad : "Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding?"

[SunKing]

A few from our favorite yellow family.

Simpsons classic #1
George: All right, Mister: you want trouble? You're going to get trouble.
Homer: Oh, I want trouble, all right.
George: Then you're going to get trouble.
Homer: No, _you're_ going to get trouble.
George: Oh, that's good, that's good, 'cause I _want_ trouble.
Homer: Then we're agreed there'll be trouble.
George: Oh, yeah, lots of trouble.
Homer: Trouble it is.
George: For you. [walks inside, slams door]
Homer: For -- d'oh!

Simpsons classic #2
Marge: Ned, Homer and I are a little concerned with the way the
school's being run.
Homer: [mouth full of peanut butter cups] Yes. Deeply concerned.
Ned: I may go a little easy on the old hickory-dickory stick, but
that's just because my dad was hard on me when I was a boy.
[flashback to New York City; a young Ned spills some ink]
Young Ned: Whoopsie doodle.
Ned's Dad: Oh, man! Ned spilled ink all over my poems. He's a real
flat tire, I mean a cube, man. He's putting us on the train
to Squaresville, Mona!

Simpsons classic #3

Skinner: Boo!
Edna: Oh, "boo" yourself. Our demands are simple: a small cost-of-
living increase and some better equipment and supplies for
your children.
Audience: Yeah! Give it to them!
Skinner: Yeah, in a dream world. We have a very tight budget; to do
what she's asking, we'd have to raise taxes.
Audience: Raise taxes? They're too high as they are. Taxes are bad.

Edna: It's your children's future.
Audience: That's right. Children are important.
Skinner: It'll cost you.
Audience: No to taxes. My God, they're going to raise taxes.
Edna: C'mon!
Audience: She makes a good case. Good point.
Skinner: [rubs his fingertips together]
Audience: More taxes? The finger thing means the taxes.