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Godzke
23 Feb 2010, 20:48
http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/89797/default.aspx
Ryder is also likely to play his first pre-season match against the Demons, depending on the timing of the birth of his and his partner's baby.
http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/89797/default.aspx

Hurry up and get the **** out of there. Meant to have been cooked a fortnight ago vs. the Eagles.

Greedy little prick.
nickh32
23 Feb 2010, 21:36
Yeh geez brian lake and his wife had her induced(however its spelt) so that he could play the grand final if they got through. Poor effort Paddy.
dave_27
24 Feb 2010, 04:12
he has to play sooner or later this pre season.

Id suggest he will be playing this Sat and if the water breaks he is going to be subbed off immediately.
Spikey
24 Feb 2010, 05:33
'while we are confident Paddy's daughter will have been born"

This baby's got nothing going for it.....
Longy413
24 Feb 2010, 06:10
Sounds like the child is as laconic as Paddy.
Smokin
24 Feb 2010, 06:35
She had the baby Monday.
RM_3
24 Feb 2010, 08:54
dude is about as lazy like ryder
Kong
24 Feb 2010, 09:21
Sounds like the child is as laconic as Paddy.dude is about as lazy like ryderAhem. Jokes are generally funnier the first time.

Who really cares, to be honest. It's the pre-season; Paddy's still doing all of the training, and I know I'd rather have him missing now than say Round 3.
bipolarbeaR
24 Feb 2010, 20:33
Hope his daughter has a penis.
Jonesy1987
25 Feb 2010, 08:49
Hope his daughter has a penis.

I lol'd
Lance Uppercut
25 Feb 2010, 11:13
Hope his daughter has a penis.

and WHAT a boy!!!!

Homer, that's the umbilical cord
Frothies Mcveigh
25 Feb 2010, 14:09
Ohh, i thought we were gonna roast Ryders child. My mistake.
bipolarbeaR
25 Feb 2010, 16:20
Nom nom baby!
Godzke
25 Feb 2010, 16:42
and WHAT a boy!!!!

Homer, that's the umbilical cord
hahaha
Mrs Mercuri
27 Feb 2010, 20:39
So does Paddy have a boy or girl and what is their name??
bipolarbeaR
27 Feb 2010, 21:10
Ryder, not the best name for your daughter IMO.
threeleggedgoat
27 Feb 2010, 22:02
indeed, only behind Hooker and Hoare in the surname stakes
Godzke
27 Feb 2010, 23:15
A girl... her name is Winona.
Godzke
27 Feb 2010, 23:18
http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/winona-ryder/winona-ryder_3.jpg

Yeah not bad. Not bad.
Ben the Gooner
1 Mar 2010, 19:08
Dad's looks obviously.