Top 10 movie quotes

[Fall Out Boy]

According to the Odeon in Britain.

1. "I'll be back."
The Terminator (1984)

2. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Gone With the Wind (1939)

3. "Get busy living or get busy dying."
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

4. "Hasta la vista, baby."
Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991)

5. "Well, nobody's perfect!"
Some Like it Hot (1959)

6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
Goldfinger (1964)

8. "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain...Time to die."
Bladerunner (1982)

9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
White Heat (1949)

10. "Forget about it!"
Donnie Brasco (1997)

I've only ever heard about 4 of those. Perhaps i need to get out more.

[PrideofSA]

What about "Show me the Money" From Jerry McGuire or "Luke, I'm your father" From Star Wars??

[Leaping Lindner]

Where is "Monty you terrible c**t" from Withnail and I? One of my personal favs!:D

[M29]

They are all crap. Nothing will ever compare to the long list of quotes found in "Jull Metal Jacket".

"Who said that? WHO THE **** SAID THAT!? Who's the slimy little communist **** twinkle toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, hugh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out ****ing standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungey little ****, hugh?"

<Sir no sir>

"You little piece of ****. You look like a ****ing worm. I'll bet it was you."

<Sir no sir>

<Sir I said it sir>


"Well, no ****. What do we got here? A ****ing commedian. Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and **** my sister. <punch> You little scumbag. I got your name. I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up. Get on your feet. You had best not **** yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck."

[jerry springer]

Not too bad a list,cant believe Ezichial 12.17 or what ever it is out of pulp fiction is not in it though.One of the best lines in movie history IMHO.....

[jerry springer]

Originally posted by M29
[B I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and **** my sister. [/B]


yes, one of the great lines
:D

[harry_hawka]

"Now you're gonna get it, Bobby" - Happy Gilmore :)

[jerry springer]

Originally posted by harry_hawka
"Now you're gonna get it, Bobby" - Happy Gilmore :)

"check out the name tag grandma,your in my world now"!:p

[thehardaway]

I can't believe Jack's
"You can't handle the truth!" wasn't included

[bragg]

" I don't remember asking you a god dammn thing .."- Pulp Fiction

" oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration ..." Pulp Fiction

" We aint found s#@t..." - Spaceballs

" I'm in physco-ville and Finkle's the Mayor..." - Ace Ventura

" I'm not even supposed to be here today ..." - Clerks

[coxon]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky
According to the Odeon in Britain.
10. "Forget about it!"
Donnie Brasco (1997)




more like 'fugg-ed abowt dit' :P

some more i like:

'i see your schwartz is as big as mine' - space balls

'i bet she gives great helmet' - space balls

'i eat pieces of sh*t like u for breakfast' - happy gilmore

'you can do it' - sandler movies

'i'd buy that for a dollar' - robocop

'its good to be the king' - history of the world part 1

'my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die' - the princess bride

[Dipper]

'I love the smell of Napalm in the morning'- Colonel Kilgore Apocalypse Now.


Robert Duvall gives possibly the greatest cameo performance that I've ever seen as Kilgore, it's just a great character.

[Grendel]

"Stella"

[manutd/dogs]

Originally posted by jerry springer
"check out the name tag grandma,your in my world now"!:p

"You could get me a nice warm glass of shut the hell up!"

[manutd/dogs]

Matt Damon's long quote in Good Will Hunting when he goes for the job interview is great too.

[Uncle Steve]

Sorry folks. Nothing bar nothing beats the following line for best quote in a movie, ever. It is a shame that Aussie flicks are less well known than the dreck that comes out of Hollywood, for if they were, the following would have come top on that list:

You're a sexy woman, Flo.

Anyone who does not recognise that quote should be dragged outside and mercifully shot.

[Uncle Steve]

Surprised that some of Harry Callahan's quotes didn't make the list...

Now ask yourself, "do I feel lucky?" Well do ya punk?

Go ahead. Make my day.

[doug thomas]

Originally posted by Uncle Steve
[
You're a sexy woman, Flo.

[/B]

Excellent quote US.
How about " Your t*ts are the eighth wonder of the world Flo"

[Mobbenfuhrer]

"Oh I dunno. There's just something about blasting the **** out of a Razorback that brightens up my whole day." <-- Bill Kerr, Razorback.

"Hail to the king, baby." <-- Bruce Campbell, Army Of Darkness.

"Everybody does it. I just did it, and I want to do it again." <-- Mel Brooks, History of the World Pt 1.

"I'm Blind" <-- Father (dunno actor), Paperhouse.

A few others :
"Cundalini Wants His Hand Back" - Mad Max

Hargy :
"That's Classified." "Well Unclassify It" - Sky Pirates.

"I don't believe in curses" - Sky Pirates.

How about Chevy in NLCV :
"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?"

From Romper Stomper - "She's A Spastic."

From "A Place At The Coast" - "Some Of This Food's Gonna Have To Go"

Dozens from Breaker Morant, The Club and Don's Party.

"Attica!"

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore"

The list goes on ...

[Fall Out Boy]

A few Aussie quotes:

"Up ya bum" - Jack Thompson, in The Sum of Us

"Tell him he's dreamin' " - Michael Caton, in The Castle

"Miranda" - Picnic at Hanging Rock

[Fall Out Boy]

Forgot this one from Changi.

"A cold beer, half a dozen prawns and a root." - Stephen Curry's Eddie character.

[Uncle Steve]

this one should come in second behind the "sexy woman Flo" quote:

If you don't get a job by sundown we're shipping you off to military school with the god-damn Finklestein shyt kid... son of a bitch!

[Fall Out Boy]

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" – Ben Braddock, The Graduate

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

"E.T. phone home." - E.T

" I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally

"Yippie kay-yay, mother****er." - Die Hard

Some quotes from Kevin Smith films:

"Check this ****. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! " - Hooper, Chasing Amy

"What's a Nubian?" - Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy

"All every woman really needs, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'." - Banky Edwards, Chasing Amy

"You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar!" - Metatron, Dogma

"Snootchie Bootchies" - Jay, Dogma

"This is the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? " - Brodie, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[dreampolice]

GOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM !

Also nice speech in dead poets society also Robin Williams anyone know it?

From Breaker Morant, my favorite


' Shoot straight you bastards'

From The shining classic Nicholsen
Hereeeeees Johnnny!

And the classic from Debbie does Dallas


oooooooooh!

[Uncle Steve]

Gawd, I had one right under my nose and didn't even realise it:

Have a look at my avatar, and the sentence above it.

[Mr Q]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky
"Tell him he's dreamin' " - Michael Caton, in The Castle


"That's going straight to the pool room"

[babycakes]

My favorite of all time and some may not know this one but its from the Crow movie, Brandon lee before stabbing a guy says ruthlessly.....

"Victims aren't we all"

I think that sums up life sometimes thats why i think its a classic.;)

[Darky]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky


Forget about it

Also used a few times by the Picasso Brothers characters in some mid-80s David Lee Roth videos.

Some other favourites :

"Know him? ****** owes me twelve bucks!" - Chris Rock, Dogma
"It's good to be the King" - Wayn...uh... Mel Brooks, History of the World Pt I
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Terry Jones, Life of Brian
"It's only a flesh wound" - John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"What does the Queen do, Dad?" - Rusty
"She Queens" - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon's European Vacation

[crudbucket]

If you build it, he will come !
Camelot ... Camelot ... Camelot ...It's only a model !!
Do you expect me talk ? No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die !
You gonna need a bigger boat !

[coxon]

Originally posted by Darky


Some other favourites :

"Know him? ****** owes me twelve bucks!" - Chris Rock, Dogma

"What does the Queen do, Dad?" - Rusty
"She Queens" - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon's European Vacation

hahaha.. great ! was thinking of those two today..

'what the f*ck is the internet?' - jay, jay & silent bob strikes back

[Mobbenfuhrer]

Originally posted by Darky
"What does the Queen do, Dad?" - Rusty
"She Queens" - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon's European Vacation

She Queens ... and vacuums ...

[Squeak]

Not the best or most famous quote, but the one that I repeat the most:

"Kickboxing, 24 hours a day."

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Uncle Steve
Sorry folks. Nothing bar nothing beats the following line for best quote in a movie, ever. It is a shame that Aussie flicks are less well known than the dreck that comes out of Hollywood, for if they were, the following would have come top on that list:

You're a sexy woman, Flo.

Anyone who does not recognise that quote should be dragged outside and mercifully shot.

Christ kid, you're a weirdo.

[CJ]

Originally posted by thehardaway
I can't believe Jack's
"You can't handle the truth!" wasn't included

I was going to post the same thing!

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by coxon

'what the f*ck is the internet?' - jay, jay & silent bob strikes back

Holden McNeil's follow up wasn't bad either, one of the most true statements in the history of film.

[Bresh]

Snatch

("This, Sol, is a shotgun...") "It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"

"What, proper ****ed?"

Stand by Me

"All I heard was, Killer... sic balls."

"If I could only eat one thing for the rest of me life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry-flavoured Pez. No doubt about it."

Donnie Darko

("Oh go suck a f***...") "How exactly does one suck a f***?"

Chopper

"Oh look what you've done... your mum's upset!"

O Brother Where Art Thou

"Well, isn't this a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere."

Happy Gilmore

"The price is wrong, bitch!"

[screech]

"I'm a sexy boy, ding dong!, ding dong!" - Tom Green, Freddie Got Fingered

"Pick Up Those Shoes!" - Sean Connery, Dr No

[FreoDocker]

Swingers - "Your so money and you don't even know it!!!"

[happy_in_hell]

Choose life. Choose morgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food intae yir mooth. Choose roting away, pishing and ****eing yersel in a home, a total ****in embarrassment tae the selfish, ****ed-up brats ye've produced. Choose life. Well ah choose no tae choose life. - Trainspotting (taken from the Irving Welsh novel, so i apologise if not entirely in movie:) )

The Vultures are circling the carcass, the clowns have left the circus
Are you yanking my crank?! - Hot Shots Part Deux

You have to come with us.
I can't... they've ... tied my shoelaces together - Hot Shots Part Deux

MAHONEY! - Police Academy (1,2,3,4...)

See if there's a name on it...
Oh, yeah.... um.... Samsonite! - Dumb and Dumber

Boys have penises, girls have vaginas - Kindergarten Cop

[El Scorcho]

These are all from the same movie, and $%#@ are they funny.

Mr. Garrison: Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you're not a Jew.

Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?

Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

[coxon]

Originally posted by Guey_34


Donnie Darko

("Oh go suck a f***...") "How exactly does one suck a f***?"



hehe... 'CHUT UP!'

[CarterS]

The Castle....

"So is there anything wrong with the house?"

"What do you know about lead?"

[CarterS]

Originally posted by El Scorcho

Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

Now that is comedy.

[keatings_gal]

the castle is an absolute classic.. woul dhave to be my fave movie coz its just so damn funny...

every now & then we get go for a bit of a drive i get
"we're goin to bonnydoon" in my head.....LOL

i love in the movie Awakenings how Robin Williams says to another fella.... "if you were right, i'd agree with you" he just says it so bluntly too.. its great

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by Guey_34
Stand by Me

"All I heard was, Killer... sic balls."

"If I could only eat one thing for the rest of me life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry-flavoured Pez. No doubt about it."


Great quotes from one of the best films ever made.

A couple of others from the same film:

"Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood." - Gordie

"Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore." - Teddy

[Fall Out Boy]

"BAM! Bitch goes down! - Tatum, Scream

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by Docker_Brat
Christ kid, you're a weirdo.
Oh, the kid thinks he's me again. Shut the f*** up kid!

[Wicked Lester]

Some of my favourites:

"No prisoners" (Lawrence of Arabia)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" (Jaws)

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" (The Godfathers I & II)

"The only good bug is a dead bug" (Starship Troopers)

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell" (withnail & I - or any number of others from this film)

[Rocco Jones]

Donnie Darko- Darko says something like I may have issues but "I think you're the ****en anti-christ" to the motivational speaker.

[Bresh]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
Donnie Darko- Darko says something like I may have issues but "I think you're the ****en anti-christ" to the motivational speaker.

Yeah, the speaker (Swayze?) is like "I think you're disturbed" or something along those lines. Quality shiznit.

[Slax]

1. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Gone With the Wind

2. "You played it for, you can it for me. So play it again"
Casablanca

3. "I'll be back."
The Terminator

4. "Well, nobody's perfect!"
Some Like it Hot

5. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
2001: A Space Odyssey

6. "No, I want you to die Mr. Bond."
Goldfinger

7. "Are you looking at me?"
Taxidriver

8. "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain...Time to die."
Bladerunner

9. "I know what you're thinking did he shoot 6 bullets or only 5. But seeing this is a Magnum 44, and would blow you're head clean off. You've got to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky. Well do ya Punk?"
Dirty Harry

10. "Cook with vanilla escence is a much better prospect than cook without vanilla escence"
Sunday too Far Away

[P76]

This one goes to eleven - Spinal Tap

Elwood -So whaddaya say, is this the new Bluesmobile or what? Jake - Fix the cigarette lighter - The Blues Brothers


We used rule .303. We caught them and shot them under rule .303 - Breaker Morant

[dreampolice]

k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k- ken !

I wish called wanda.


And what have the romans done for us ?
Life of brian

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by Guey_34
Quality shiznit.

Not you too Guey.

Don't be going all ghetto on me.

[Murph]

"Baby, baby ruuuuuth"- The Goonies.

[Bresh]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky
Not you too Guey.

Don't be going all ghetto on me.

Don't hate on a wigger.

[Slax]

Let's pray that there's inteligent life somewhere out there because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python's Meaning of Life

[roobear]

"Dad, I think he's gonna pork her"
"He's not gonna pork her Russ"
-European Vacation


"I love the smell of commerce in the morning"
-Mall Rats


"They say planes fly overhead, drop value. In Beirut, planes fly overhead, drop bomb. I like these planes."
-The Castle


"That Welsh tart?"
-The Life of Brian


"It's not your fault" (over and over again)
-Good Will Hunting


"We're men. We wrestled"
"You're a sick **** Fink"
-Barton Fink

[happy_in_hell]

Some More!

Badges?! We don't need no steenking badges! - Blazing Saddles

Good times and pasta salad - As Good As It Gets

Do you like Apples?
Yeah
I got her phone number, how do you like them apples?! - Good Will Hunting

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother-f___ in the room, accept no substitutes. - Jackie Brown

[David]

Even know this is from a tv show i wanted to put it in anyway

"screw you guys im going home"

By Cartman in south park

[Mobbenfuhrer]

Originally posted by happy_in_hell
Badges?! We don't need no steenking badges! - Blazing Saddles

Actually its from "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre", but yep, its one of the most famous quotes!

From Blazing Saddles, I prefer "Yo! Where d'white women at?"

[Harry]

My Top 10 in no particular order.

To Infinity and Beyond! - Toy Story

Kick 'er in the guts Barry - Mad Max

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off - The Italian Job

I see dead people - The Sixth Sense

I guess we all died a little in that damn war - The Outlaw Josey Wales

mmmm...juicyfruit - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

We're on a mission from God - The Blues Brothers

I'm not a smart man Jenny but I know what love is - Forrest Gump

My nuts are halfway up my ass but other than that I'm perfect - Weird Science

I feel the need...the need for speed - Top Gun

[thehardaway]

"Sometimes, sh*t happens, somebody has to deal with it, so who you gonna call?" - Ghostbusters

[Black Thunder]

this isn't a movie, but from the Simpsons:

(I know we could pick about 10000000 from the Simpsons, but for me this is the one that cracks me up the most time and time again)


Homer: "hmmm.....so they have the internet on computers now hey??"

[Black Thunder]

best movie quote:

Andy DuFrene (SP??) - Shawshank Redemption: "The funny thing is, on the outside I was honest; straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crook"

[Mobbenfuhrer]

I forgot the hundreds from "Welcome To Woop Woop", including :

"So you're the one who's been poking my little princess.
Good poke, was she?
Nah, you don't have to answer that."

(most other quotes are too risque for this site)

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Uncle Steve
Oh, the kid thinks he's me again. Shut the f*** up kid!

"You useless **** should've been left to DIE!"


Got to love a film about Port supporters. :D

[Docker_Brat]

"If I had a tumour I'd name it Marla"

[doubleblues]

"The last of the V8 interceptors"

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom Queen."

[hale]

quote:
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Originally posted by happy_in_hell
Badges?! We don't need no steenking badges! - Blazing Saddles
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Originally posted by Mobbenfuhrer
Actually its from "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre", but yep, its one of the most famous quotes!
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"
The Vidiot From U.H.F.


.

[Pred]

Originally posted by phatandphreaky
I've only ever heard about 4 of those. Perhaps i need to get out more. Perhaps u need to stay in more ;)

[Uncle Steve]

50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose
- Caddyshack


How about a beer and hotdog contest?
Not just any dune buggy... it's gotta be a red one with a yellow top
- Watch out, we're mad


Ram it up his bum!
He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he thinks he killed his old man!
- The club


... and two hard boiled eggs. honk, honk. THREE hard boiled eggs.
- A night at the opera

[oh_my_hat]

Shut the **** up Donnie!! - The Big Lebowski
Cut his ****ing head off! - The Waterboy

[_espoir]

Originally posted by Murph
"Baby, baby ruuuuuth"- The Goonies.

haha!! man i could quote goonies all day long

"Chunk": Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

[Renegade]

"yo Adrian, i did it!" - Rocky II

Griswald - "Yeah, i might have a coke"
Air Hostess - "Would you like it in the can?"
Griswald - "No, here will be fine"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Predator

"I must break you" - Ivan Drago - Rocky IV

"What is that?"
"a blue light"
"What does it do?"
"turns blue" - Rambo III

[Falchoon]

Originally posted by M29
They are all crap. Nothing will ever compare to the long list of quotes found in "Jull Metal Jacket".



my brother used to quote this movie endlessly (early nineties), so there I was walking through Safeway and I they had the book (screenplay), $3 or something.

Barring birthdays, shouts etc the only thing I've ever bought for him.

[Falchoon]

Wall Street: The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.

Lunch is for wimps.

Flying High: Surely you can't be serious.
Yes I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

American Pie: Suck me, beautiful!

Apollo 13: Houston, we have a problem.

Godfather: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business

Silence of the lambs Tell me, Clarice- have the lambs stopped screaming?

Groundhog day: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

[Pred]

Aliens has some�@of the best lines going around

"That's it. Game over man, game over!!"

"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you"

"Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams coz she's just a piece of plastic"

Have watched the DVD prolly 20 times - never get sick of that movie.

[red+black]

Originally posted by coxon
'my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die' - the princess bride
yep good one!

[red+black]

Originally posted by jerry springer
Not too bad a list,cant believe Ezichial 12.17 or what ever it is out of pulp fiction is not in it though.One of the best lines in movie history IMHO.....

At the diner:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf*cker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some sh*t this mornin' made me think twice.

Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. "

[coxon]

JULES
It ain't no ballpark either. Look
maybe your method of massage
differs from mine, but touchin' his
lady's feet, and stickin' your
tongue in her holyiest of holyies,
ain't the same ballpark, ain't the
same league, ain't even the same
****in' sport. Foot massages don't
mean ****.

[manutd/dogs]

Any angry monologue by Edward Norton.

[vindor]

The South Park movie:

Stan: 'Be careful dude'

The Mole: 'Careful, was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger, when I was still in the womb?'

Stan: 'Dude, that kid is seriously fu@ked up'

[dreampolice]

Sanity clause? You can't fool me theres no such thing as a sanity clause!

Marx bros, Duck soup? ??

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by dreampolice
Sanity clause? You can't fool me theres no such thing as a sanity clause!

Marx bros, Duck soup? ??
A Night At The Opera, actually...

"The party of the first part shall be known as the party of the first part..."

[dreampolice]

Thanks Steve

One out of Matrix relaoded

' the best thing about being me is there are so many of me !"
- smith, twice i think