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Leafie
29 Jun 2010, 10:41
On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship's path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.
HAHAHAHA what a joke!!!

HBK619
29 Jun 2010, 12:36
It's a Global Asylum/The Asylum movie, they've never had anything good in their history.

They bring out 'mockbuster's' to cash in on the actual Blockbusters that tend to be brought out around that time (although don't really have any idea where Titanic 2 suddenly came from).

For example:
Mega Piranha = Piranha 3D
Meteor Apocalypse = 2012
Paranormal Entity = Paranormal Activity
The Day the Earth Stopped = The Day the Earth Stood Still
Haunting of Winchester House = The Haunting in Connecticut
Dragonquest = Dragonball
Street Racer = Fast and the Furious
100 Million BC = 10,000 BC
Monster = Cloverfield
AVH: Alien vs. Hunter = Aliens Vs Predator
Sunday School Musical = High School Musical
2012 Doomsday = 2012
Transmorphers = Transformers
Transmorphers: Fall of Man = Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

They're a terrible company who I'm surprised haven't enlisted the help of Uwe Boll to do their movies for them. Don't ask me where they get their money from or how they can possibly keep going or why anyone would possibly want to star in one of these movies, but they do and they continue with absolute dross time after time. They're good comedies though usually.

kenny712
29 Jun 2010, 17:40
It's a Global Asylum/The Asylum movie, they've never had anything good in their history.

They bring out 'mockbuster's' to cash in on the actual Blockbusters that tend to be brought out around that time (although don't really have any idea where Titanic 2 suddenly came from).

For example:
Mega Piranha = Piranha 3D
Meteor Apocalypse = 2012
Paranormal Entity = Paranormal Activity
The Day the Earth Stopped = The Day the Earth Stood Still
Haunting of Winchester House = The Haunting in Connecticut
Dragonquest = Dragonball
Street Racer = Fast and the Furious
100 Million BC = 10,000 BC
Monster = Cloverfield
AVH: Alien vs. Hunter = Aliens Vs Predator
Sunday School Musical = High School Musical
2012 Doomsday = 2012
Transmorphers = Transformers
Transmorphers: Fall of Man = Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

They're a terrible company who I'm surprised haven't enlisted the help of Uwe Boll to do their movies for them. Don't ask me where they get their money from or how they can possibly keep going or why anyone would possibly want to star in one of these movies, but they do and they continue with absolute dross time after time. They're good comedies though usually.
Saying that movie was sh*thouse is an understatement. And no, I didn't watch all of it :p I watched about 5 minutes but my conclusion still stands :D

magic_johnson!
30 Jun 2010, 00:04
Is that the mob who made Snakes on a Train?

HBK619
30 Jun 2010, 11:39
Is that the mob who made Snakes on a Train?LOL yep. You can check out the list of terrific titles here: http://www.imdb.com/company/co0043571/

More gold like:
I Am Omega=I Am Legend
666: The Beast=The Omen
The Terminators=Terminator (tough one to guess that...!)
Universal Soldiers=Universal Soldier
War of the Worlds 2
Supercroc=Rogue
The Hitchiker=The Hitcher
Pirates of Treasure Island=Pirates of the Caribbean
The Da Vinci Treasure=The Da Vinci Code

I think it's safe to say if you've watched and liked ANY of those movies, then you deserve to go to hell.:)

damochandler
30 Jun 2010, 20:55
this is the 3rd titanic movie

hirdy_is_champ
1 Jul 2010, 18:49
Krusty Krab 2!