Olmy
3 Mar 2001, 13:45
You may have noticed a new contributor to your board under the name Red Rover. I know him personally, and he is not to be trusted.
You remember the old emblem that your club used to have? The one with that funny looking cat on it? Well, one day I was down at Geelong, and witnessed this Red Rover character having an encounter with the actual cat from that emblem. He was a funny looking cat.
Ever since then, that cat has had homosexual tendencies - probably the reason for the change in club emblem.
He was a funny looking cat, though.
But don't worry! You all have my full support in keeping your club as it is! I hope Geelong stay in Geelong (with your own timezone), keep the Geelong colours, and the name.
You should also keep that cat too. He's not that bad. Perhaps he's not up to being on the emblem any longer, but he's a hardy soul. You can use people like that around a footy club. Geez, he's a funny looking cat though.
(Don't go sprouting this about, but I think that cat is on the booze - thus explaining his funny-looking appearance).
It's a good thing not to disturb someone who is on the booze. Even if they are a funny looking cat. It's best that you leave him be. Don't upset him. And that includes you, Red Rover!
You remember the old emblem that your club used to have? The one with that funny looking cat on it? Well, one day I was down at Geelong, and witnessed this Red Rover character having an encounter with the actual cat from that emblem. He was a funny looking cat.
Ever since then, that cat has had homosexual tendencies - probably the reason for the change in club emblem.
He was a funny looking cat, though.
But don't worry! You all have my full support in keeping your club as it is! I hope Geelong stay in Geelong (with your own timezone), keep the Geelong colours, and the name.
You should also keep that cat too. He's not that bad. Perhaps he's not up to being on the emblem any longer, but he's a hardy soul. You can use people like that around a footy club. Geez, he's a funny looking cat though.
(Don't go sprouting this about, but I think that cat is on the booze - thus explaining his funny-looking appearance).
It's a good thing not to disturb someone who is on the booze. Even if they are a funny looking cat. It's best that you leave him be. Don't upset him. And that includes you, Red Rover!