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Noddy Holder
21 Sep 2010, 00:12
Prey with Natalie Bassingthwaighte. Truly horrendous. Bad acting, non-existent plotline. Pure unadulterated crap.:thumbsd:

Admiral Afterworld
21 Sep 2010, 02:14
Even as a 12-year-old I knew Mission: Impossible II was terrible.

Spudregus_87
21 Sep 2010, 18:02
Doesn't Bass get it on with another chick?

red+black
21 Sep 2010, 18:14
worst movie ever

Doesn't Bass get it on with another chick?

If this is true, then it simply cannot be the worst movie ever :confused:

red+black
21 Sep 2010, 18:22
IMDB rating is 1.4/10 :p

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1024232/

Appears that a lesbian shower scene was cut :thumbsd:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1024232/board/flat/80762471?p=1

Obviously not enough people signed the petition

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/save-natalie-bassingthwaighte-s-lesbian-shower-scene.html

All that was left in was

slQSpoiBBkY

delirious1
21 Sep 2010, 18:44
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_vs._the_Spider_(2001_film)

I dare you to watch this movie then say anything else is worse.

Kram81
21 Sep 2010, 21:32
'Jaws - The Revenge' has to be up there.

emuboy
22 Sep 2010, 19:54
I've heard that 2001 movie Freddie Got Fingered is absolutely terrible, but I have never actually seen it.

I tried to rent it once, but was too embarassed and chickened out in the end.

Hlebalicious
22 Sep 2010, 19:59
I've heard that 2001 movie Freddie Got Fingered is absolutely terrible, but I have never actually seen it.

I tried to rent it once, but was too embarassed and chickened out in the end.

Ive seen Freddy got Fingered 2-3 times but i honestly couldnt tell you what the plot was (something about becoming a comic book author :confused:). Its just a vehicle for Tom Green's um "unique" style of humor and some of the jokes are just cringeworthy. I always lose it at the backwards man for some reason though lol

r dub 19
22 Sep 2010, 23:01
Solaris starring george clooney is the worst movie I've seen well all 30 minutes of it.

King Elvis
23 Sep 2010, 08:55
Freddy got Fingered is hilarious!

CF
23 Sep 2010, 09:14
Battlefield Earth with Travolta...simply the worst film ever

darren forssman
23 Sep 2010, 13:54
the box

Spudregus_87
23 Sep 2010, 14:52
Master of Disguise

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lards
23 Sep 2010, 16:04
freddy got fingered was gold, loved it.

that lezzo scene is shithouse, didnt even get hard. nat bass is shocking

samwise
23 Sep 2010, 16:11
Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story = worst movie ever

Or at least that I have seen:). 87 minutes never felt soooo long. Ended up watching most of it in x2 mode in PS3. So terrible. Felt bad for Seann William Scott because I like him but this was just wtf.

Mentallo
23 Sep 2010, 19:13
Street Fighter.

Kylie Minogue, Jean Claude Van Damme and "Aussie" Joe Bugner in the same movie spells disaster.

Team Mo'
23 Sep 2010, 21:20
Transformers 2.

SolidTiger
25 Sep 2010, 05:43
Street Fighter.

Kylie Minogue, Jean Claude Van Damme and "Aussie" Joe Bugner in the same movie spells disaster.

For me it's this and "Her Majesty's Secret Service" James Bond film.

The_Flying_Egg
26 Sep 2010, 20:28
Date Movie :thumbsd:

BACCS
26 Sep 2010, 20:33
Date Movie :thumbsd:
Definetley, couldn't stop cringing throughout the whole movie.

gopower
26 Sep 2010, 20:43
Also Superhero Movie.

juddsentant517
26 Sep 2010, 20:49
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is the worst/best movie ever.
So bad and cringe worthy, that i have never laughed so much in my life.

jiphoc
26 Sep 2010, 20:58
Also Superhero Movie.
this

Hawks1523
26 Sep 2010, 21:03
The village.

buzzbuzz
26 Sep 2010, 22:03
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, The Last Airbender and The Happening are all up there (or should that be 'down there'?).

Rocco Jones
26 Sep 2010, 22:22
Howling III: The Marsupials

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093227/

Freak Dodgeball Accident
27 Sep 2010, 00:01
Had the misfortune of catching Wanted the other night with Angelina Jolie in it. Have not cringed at a movie that much in a long time. Thankfully fell asleep on the couch about half way through it. I only continued watching it because I thought my girlfriend was watching it, turns out she fell asleep about 10 minutes in haha.

Lionfan17
27 Sep 2010, 00:18
Transformers 2.

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Spudregus_87
27 Sep 2010, 01:01
Notsureifserious.jpg

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Team Mo'
27 Sep 2010, 01:03
Notsureifserious.jpg

Did I spell it wrong? :o

JDC!
27 Sep 2010, 02:21
Disaster Movie is atrocious.

charcoalchicken
27 Sep 2010, 10:42
All those 'movie' movies are crap. Scary Movie 1 & 2 were good the rest were/are all shit.

Magpiespower
27 Sep 2010, 13:02
Lars "the charlatan" Von Trier has made some absolute rubbish but none worse than...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:f3xk_JWA6URmRM:http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/dogville_ver3.jpg&t=1

chickawah
27 Sep 2010, 16:36
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is the worst/best movie ever.
So bad and cringe worthy, that i have never laughed so much in my life.

It's so ridiculously bad it's good. Along those lines, Dragon Wars anyone?

adelaide_40
27 Sep 2010, 17:19
Halloween 4 has to be up there.

NitroFan
27 Sep 2010, 18:39
Freddy Got Fingered was pretty much the greatest thing in history as a teenager.

Atavistic
27 Sep 2010, 18:50
Howling III: The Marsupials

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093227/

Hahaha, it sounds awesome:


A strange race of human-like marsupials appear suddenly in Australia, and a sociologist who studies these creatures falls in love with a female one...

DB10
27 Sep 2010, 19:15
would watch tbh. :D

Atavistic
27 Sep 2010, 19:40
Is it like Avatar in reverse?

krusden
27 Sep 2010, 20:12
i'd like to add the star war sequel/prequels released without harrison ford in them.

psychobrown
27 Sep 2010, 20:27
The Room

WaLkEr_ThE_StAr
28 Sep 2010, 13:54
Solaris starring george clooney is the worst movie I've seen well all 30 minutes of it.

YES! I was trying to think of the name of this movie, as it remains one of most horrid and boring films i've ever seen. This is actually the only movie that I have ever walked out of the cinema half way through.

Jabso
28 Sep 2010, 14:07
Nothing has anything on this:
http://seanmurray-ultima.wifeo.com/images/Spring-break-lawyer-1.jpg

red+black
28 Sep 2010, 16:12
Trailer of this is bad enough

Dinner for Schmucks with Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and Zach Galifianakis

A great example of what is wrong with many American movies.

Xtreme
28 Sep 2010, 18:58
Tomcats
Kangaroo Jack
Meet the Applegates :eek:

Warsaw
28 Sep 2010, 19:50
For an Oscar winner, Crash is self indulgent crap.

Tommy Wiseau
28 Sep 2010, 20:24
The Room

If that is what you want to say then that is fine by me, but you have to understand the movie is very complex, because human behaviour is very complex. There is many symbolism in The Room.

What I will say is that you can laugh, you can cry, you can express yourself but please don't hurt each other.

FGMPR
28 Sep 2010, 20:34
I spit on your grave.

At least Battlefield: Earth had a soundtrack!

Hard Ball Get
28 Sep 2010, 20:50
I've heard that 2001 movie Freddie Got Fingered is absolutely terrible, but I have never actually seen it.

I tried to rent it once, but was too embarassed and chickened out in the end.


Easily the worst movie I have ever seen. Easily.

doggies ftw
28 Sep 2010, 20:54
flesh collectors!

sojthebest
28 Sep 2010, 21:04
Anyone seen The Langoliers? I thought it was horrible, but checked imdb and others don't think its too bad...

Noddy Holder
28 Sep 2010, 21:13
Anyone seen The Langoliers? I thought it was horrible, but checked imdb and others don't think its too bad...

I love The Langoliers. I love Stephen King movies, especially his earlier works. I think he has declined a bit in the last few years. David Morse is one of my favourite actors.

Magpiespower
29 Sep 2010, 12:36
The Identity Project is one of many abominations that screened at the Dungog Film Festival last year.

Actually, it was the worst.

Mass walkout in the first five minutes. Steady stream throughout the film.

Made it to 85 minutes but just couldn't stand it anymore.

Only about ten minutes to go after that.

Painful...

charcoalchicken
29 Sep 2010, 17:47
http://www.the-numbers.com/images/movies/Couples-Retreat.jpg

Saw Couples Retreat last night... It's pathetic. :thumbsd:

richy4
29 Sep 2010, 21:06
Sorry guys, men who stare at goats takes the cake.
worst!

exit
30 Sep 2010, 00:17
Just watched 2012. Definite contender.

krusden
30 Sep 2010, 14:26
Trailer of this is bad enough

Dinner for Schmucks with Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and Zach Galifianakis

A great example of what is wrong with many American movies.

that they're crap remakes of better european films? :D

Kram81
30 Sep 2010, 17:47
Anyone seen The Langoliers? I thought it was horrible, but checked imdb and others don't think its too bad...

That shouldn't really count though as it was a made for TV movie.

emuboy
30 Sep 2010, 20:59
I saw a pretty bad one on a plane earlier this year - "Dear John", based on the Nicholas Sparks novel.

I have never read the novel so I am not sure if it is a case of the book not adapting well to a movie, but something went badly wrong here, considering the great success of "The Notebook" several years earlier. Most noticable was the total lack of chemistry between leads Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum.

Jammer
30 Sep 2010, 21:16
Goods call On couples Retreat....

Utter P.O.S.

I fly a fair bit so have the pleasure of having some truely horrific car crashes come my way.......

Top three of recent times.......

3rd Couples Retreat
2nd The Kings of Mykonos...... Makes you so proud to be greek

and the winner by a good length License to Wed with Robin Williams.....had me mesmerised its so shite

Noddy Holder
30 Sep 2010, 23:24
Just watched Joy Ride 2. Pretty horrific but not as bad as prey.

ash_1050
1 Oct 2010, 02:05
The Heartbreak Kid. Even typing the name makes me shudder.

Hodgepodge
1 Oct 2010, 13:08
Sorry, but 'Druids' is the worst film you'll ever see.

Just terrible at every level. Poor production, poor costumes . . . terrible characters . . . is there a plot? I couldn't watch for more than 10 seconds to find out.

Some films are amusing cos they're so bad. This is NOT one of those.

worbod
7 Oct 2010, 11:37
The Toxic Avenger.

How did this mass of steaming horse crap spawn an animated TV series?

Football God
7 Oct 2010, 22:39
http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/jack_brooks_monster_slayer_robert_englund.jpg

f*** this movie sucked donkey ballz.

Great 2008
8 Oct 2010, 09:29
The Cavern (Horror 2005)
Memento (Guy Pearce 2000)
Spider (Ralph Fiennes 2002)

These were so bad, before returning them I changed the little yellow tags on the spine of the cases (the ones that read drama, horror, action ect.) too shite, bizarre and do something else.

Warsaw
8 Oct 2010, 10:32
The Cavern (Horror 2005)
Memento (Guy Pearce 2000)
Spider (Ralph Fiennes 2002)

These were so bad, before returning them I changed the little yellow tags on the spine of the cases (the ones that read drama, horror, action ect.) too shite, bizarre and do something else.

You crazy.

charcoalchicken
8 Oct 2010, 12:23
The Cavern (Horror 2005)
Memento (Guy Pearce 2000)
Spider (Ralph Fiennes 2002)

These were so bad, before returning them I changed the little yellow tags on the spine of the cases (the ones that read drama, horror, action ect.) too shite, bizarre and do something else.


Incorrect they are both good movies and one is great.

Xtreme
8 Oct 2010, 12:28
The Toxic Avenger.

How did this mass of steaming horse crap spawn an animated TV series?

Great movie!

You must be mistaken with Toxic Avenger 2, 3 or 4 :p

Kid Presentable
8 Oct 2010, 12:30
The Cavern (Horror 2005)
Memento (Guy Pearce 2000)
Spider (Ralph Fiennes 2002)

These were so bad, before returning them I changed the little yellow tags on the spine of the cases (the ones that read drama, horror, action ect.) too shite, bizarre and do something else.

I respect your opinion, but can't ever agree to that one.

Kid Presentable
8 Oct 2010, 12:32
http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/jack_brooks_monster_slayer_robert_englund.jpg

f*** this movie sucked donkey ballz.

awwww, but it looked so promising!

worbod
8 Oct 2010, 20:20
Great movie!

You must be mistaken with Toxic Avenger 2, 3 or 4 :p


The entire franchise is leprous pile of slime. Drivel begets drivel.

Canter to your dictionary if you must.

gandaal
9 Oct 2010, 11:35
Lars "the charlatan" Von Trier has made some absolute rubbish but none worse than...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:f3xk_JWA6URmRM:http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/dogville_ver3.jpg&t=1

That film is just painful to watch.

View from the Top is a shocker of another sort. Bad direction, bad acting, stupid plot.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/View_from_the_top_poster.jpg/220px-View_from_the_top_poster.jpg

Football God
9 Oct 2010, 12:30
awwww, but it looked so promising!
I saw the trailer when it first came out. cant believe i sat there and watched the whole thing. :(