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Mobbenfuhrer
22 Jul 2003, 12:47
Here's one that I've always found really difficult to work out; my favourite song by This Is Serious, Mum.
Here's my best bash at it :
1. Yob.
2. Anarchy means crossing when it says don't walk.
3. The last Australian guitar hero.
4. If you're ugly, forget it.
5. Mourningtown ride.
1. Greg! The Stop Sign
2. What Nationality Is Les Murray
3. I Might Be A **** But I'm Not A ****ing ****
4. The Parable of Glenn McGrath's Haircut
5. Shut Up The Footy's On The Radio
1. Lillee caught Dilley bowled Milli Vanilli
2. Club it to Death
3. History of the Western Civilisation
4. Kill Americans
5. Whatareya?
Pantsless
22 Jul 2003, 13:28
Defecate on my face is great but my big favourite is Les Murray.
The song titles themselves are hilarious!!
1. Greg! The Stop Sign
2. YOB
3. I Might Be A **** But I'm Not A ****ing ****
4. Thunderbirds are Coming Out
5. Death Death Death
Mobbenfuhrer
22 Jul 2003, 13:40
Originally posted by noodle
5. Death Death Death
Damn I forgot about that one! Amway Amway Amway!
And I forgot 40 Years Then Death, too!
Phil Doyle
22 Jul 2003, 14:16
These are from the "new" Jock Cheese CD:
Up There Calisi
Totally Addicted To Skase
Why Don't Ya Get A Bigger Set Of Tits?
plus thirteen more fab hits!
I have three copies of the CD to giveaway (Don't ask how) to the first lucky respondents. Simply reply to this thread and we can take it from there.
Fave TISM songs:
The History Of Western Civilisation
So You Want To Be Jim Morrison?
I was John Bonham's Coke Roadie
Love the line:
You want to know about Pain Jimbo?
Try and get to Flinders Street Station by eight thirty five days a week Jimbo
Then you come and talk to me aboput pain
You're responsible for a bunch of misery worshipping arseholes from Nick Cave onwards!
1. Saturday Night Palsy
2. History of Western Civilisation
3. I'll Ave Ya
4. Greg the Stop Sign
5. Death Death Death
A special mention to All Ordinaries Index, and in the song title stakes ...
I am going to sit right down and whittle away my furniture.
I'm interested Philby. Send me a PM.
go team
22 Jul 2003, 14:45
did i make it on time? i wanna copy!
whilst not being a track as such, 2pot screama has to go down as australia's finest rock opera
Phil Doyle
22 Jul 2003, 14:49
WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!
Conratulations to go team, Guey_34 and Squeak, who will have a copy of the fab Jock Cheese CD fired off in the mail.
I will PM you guys with my email address, or you can just email me at mountainsporttv@iprimus.com.au
Its a wonder we don't this sort of thing more often (are you listening Appleyard!).
Anyway, enjoy.
Captain Sensible
22 Jul 2003, 14:57
The early stuff is the best, ummmm does that make me a ****er???
1. Defecate on my face-the country and western version.
2. Mistah Elliot-The ****er
3. Morrison Hostel
4. The back on which Jezza jumped
5. Saturday night palsy.
6. Amway, amway, amway-death, death, death.
7. Kill Americans.
8. I **** me.
Could go on and on and on.
Leaping Lindner
22 Jul 2003, 15:29
From the top........
(1). Defecate on my face (The original single version)
(2). Get thee in my behind satan
(3). Life Kills
(4). They shoot heroin don't they?
(5). Death Death Death (live version)
Honourable mentions to "Morrison Hostel";"My Generation"(Never trust a person under 30.:D), "Dazed and Confucious" "All ordinaries index" and "I'm into Zep".
This could go on forever. I like just about everything these guys have ever done, but looking at this list I reckon I have to say "Hot Dogma" is my favourite LP
Captain Sensible
22 Jul 2003, 15:43
Originally posted by Leaping Lindner
" "All ordinaries index" and "I'm into Zep".
Forgopt about those two and I wanna put in another nomnation for "John Bonham's coke roadie"
Captain Sensible
22 Jul 2003, 15:46
...and the one about Derryn Hinch going to jail.
Mobbenfuhrer
22 Jul 2003, 15:48
You know, the only song I actually don't like of theirs is Aussiemandias.
I even love Ezra Pound - Axe King.
i'm a pretty big fan of "all homeboys are ********s".
doug thomas
22 Jul 2003, 16:52
In no particular order:
i'm interested in apathy
all ordinaries index
bishop=handjob
jesus pots the white ball
saturday night palsy
mistah eliot
DT
bugman5
22 Jul 2003, 16:57
In no particular order:
Death Death Death
He'll Never Be an Old Man River
The Judeo-Christian Ethic
All Ordinaries Index
Lets Club it to Death
The Phillip Ruddock Blues
History of the Western Civilisation
The Fosters Car Park Boogie
I Don't Want TISM I Want A Girlfriend
Whatareya?
Docker_Brat
22 Jul 2003, 18:16
All Homeboys Are D**kheads
I'm Interested in Apathy
History of Western Civilisation
Jung Talent Time
I Might Be a **** But I'm Not a ****ing ****.
Whatareya
Best live song that I always get into is Death Death Death
Docker_Brat
22 Jul 2003, 18:17
Originally posted by localyokel
...and the one about Derryn Hinch going to jail.
...things can't be all that bad cos Derryn Hinch went to jail..
robbie67
22 Jul 2003, 19:57
He'll never be an old man river
Death Death Death
All Ordinairies Index
Greg the Stop Sign
Life Kills
The Legend
22 Jul 2003, 21:45
Defecate on my face. With lyrics like; "Here Eva. Have these prunes to chew. We have ways-of making you pooh!", and the catchiest chant EVER its too hard for me to go past.
Dogwatcher
22 Jul 2003, 22:22
get thee to a nunnery
saturday night palsy
whatareya? (solely for the film clip)
PS: Ive seen em twice at the BDO and taped a BDO performance of theirs from the first touring BDO. Very humourous.
Mr. Blonde
23 Jul 2003, 16:14
Probably the funniest band of all time.
All of my favourites have been named, except for "Honk if you love Fred Durst".
Mobbenfuhrer
23 Jul 2003, 16:40
Results :
14 Greg! The Stop Sign
14 History of Western Civilisation
9 Death Death Death
9 Saturday Night Palsy
9 Yob.
7 Defecate On My Face
7 I Might Be A **** But I'm Not A ****ing ****
6 He'll Never Be an Old Man River
6 What Nationality Is Les Murray
5 All Homeboys Are D**kheads
5 All Ordinaries Index
5 Defecate On My Face (Country)
5 I'm Interested in Apathy
5 Lets Club It To Death
5 Lillee caught Dilley bowled Milli Vanilli
5 Mistah Elliot - He ****er
5 Morrison Hostel
4 Anarchy means crossing when it says don't walk.
4 Get thee in my behind satan
4 Life Kills
4 Whatareya?
3 get thee to a nunnery
3 I'll Ave Ya
3 Kill Americans
3 The last Australian guitar hero.
2 If you're ugly, forget it.
2 Jung Talent Time
2 The back on which Jezza jumped
2 The Parable of Glenn McGrath's Haircut
2 They shoot heroin don't they?
2 Thunderbirds are Coming Out
1 Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
1 bishop=handjob
1 Honk if you love Fred Durst
1 I **** me.
1 I Don't Want TISM I Want A Girlfriend
1 jesus pots the white ball
1 Mourningtown ride
1 Shut Up The Footy's On The Radio
1 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
1 The Judeo-Christian Ethic
1 The Phillip Ruddock Blues
you acn add one to :
whatareya
i might be a ****
The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword
and
The Ballad of the Semetic Nazi
windyhill
23 Jul 2003, 17:39
Been Caught ****in
A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get ****ed
Captain Sensible
25 Jul 2003, 17:17
Originally posted by Docker_Brat
...things can't be all that bad cos Derryn Hinch went to jail..
Even Jesus up on the cross
said to the bloke who hammered in the last nail
"Mate, things cant be that bad
when Derryn Hinch went to jail"