View Full Version : Feral or Cretin?
blackdiamond
18 Jan 2001, 19:34
You quite often hear people from opposition clubs refer to others as ferals or cretins, if you were to be labeled as one of these which one would you prefer.
Being a Port supporter I suppose we cop the 'feral' label from other supporters quite often and we have seen the Crows being labeled as 'cretins' by Sam Newman. So I thought I would look up both words and see exactly what they mean.
Feral - wild, or existing in a state of nature.
Cretin - a deformed idiot, one who is suffering from abnormal and arrested physical and mental development.
After reading that I am quite happy to be a feral. Sam Newman was right the Crows are Cretins.
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Port Adelaide Forever
Asgardian
18 Jan 2001, 21:41
In a previous Post I told TigerTank he could call me feral, just don't call me a C-word (crow). I'm content with feral.
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Chris
(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)
iluvport
19 Jan 2001, 05:43
Sam Newman is right. The Cows fans are the horriblest people there are. They are all deformed idiots. He also calls them morons. I'm not sure what that means, but I think he's right by calling them that too. Just because more of them go to footy park doesn't mean their not morons and idiots.
iluvport
19 Jan 2001, 05:48
Asgardian, I just read in another post you're married to a Cows fan. That means you're married to a cretin, lol. Does that feel funny?
Asgardian
19 Jan 2001, 08:07
She giggles and squirms when I touch certain spots, is that what you meant by "feeling funny"?
I am a Port person, always have been, always will be. When the Crows entered I remained a Port person, I bagged the crows, but not with as much anger as a lot of Port people. Now the Power is in the AFL, it is open hostility towards the other 15 teams.
Want to know an even worse secret?
Wifey is a glenelg supporter, so she understands in all matters Football, she and I are open enemies, it made for an interesting courtship, lol
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Chris
(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)
TigerTank
19 Jan 2001, 08:18
You think you've got problems Asguardian.
My wife's an Essendon supporter.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
Asgardian
19 Jan 2001, 09:01
TigerTank,
May I assume she has taken ownership of the "superior" position?
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Chris
(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)
TigerTank
19 Jan 2001, 10:21
You may.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
iluvport
19 Jan 2001, 17:04
Originally posted by Asgardian:
She giggles and squirms when I touch certain spots, is that what you meant by "feeling funny"?
That is funny. Also, who is Virginia???
Asgardian
19 Jan 2001, 20:56
Well Iluvport, it is a very old TRUE christmas story, I have put the web page link on this post, please read, because every time I do, I give my kids a special big hug
In 1897 a young girl wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper, New York Sun, she was most anxious for a true answer. "Is there a Santa Claus?"
If we all took the time to read and reflect on this, imagine how much nicer this planet would be.
www.beebo.org/smackerels/yes-virginia.html (http://www.beebo.org/smackerels/yes-virginia.html)
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Chris
(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)
[This message has been edited by Asgardian (edited 19 January 2001).]
Asgardian
22 Jan 2001, 06:59
Iluvport, did you read the web page I supplied?
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Chris
(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)
iluvport
23 Jan 2001, 07:13
No, Asguardian, coz my mum says I'm not allowed to click onto other peoples sites incase theyve got viruses. But she told me about Virginia anyway.
Paralowiepower
28 Jan 2005, 21:21
The cretins seem to be hopeful in 2005, but the bookmakers are taking more money on the crows to win the wooden spoon than any other club.
crazy_big_al
28 Jan 2005, 23:21
The cretins seem to be hopeful in 2005, but the bookmakers are taking more money on the crows to win the wooden spoon than any other club.
I can not see them winning the spoon. I hate em but i think they are better than some people think,
rubberman
29 Jan 2005, 04:00
Call me feral anytime over cretin. See dictionary meaning.
There are some mug punters around who believe that the Cows will win the spoon.
Port Adelaide 1870
29 Jan 2005, 11:02
I can not see them winning the spoon. I hate em but i think they are better than some people think,
In the words of a an old friend..The Crows..Win ..a wooden spoon...I dont want them to win nuthin !!!!
PA1870
PortProudWA
29 Jan 2005, 11:14
In the words of a an old friend..The Crows..Win ..a wooden spoon...I dont want them to win nuthin !!!!
PA1870
Like Peter Burgoyne said after the Grand Final......"they can call me what they like mate, it doesent matter, I'am a Premiership Player".
The old saying sticks and stones ect ect.....people can say what they like, call me what they like, its just like water of a ducks back.....I know what I am, and I am proud of who I am in every aspect of my life.....and I love and support the best god dam team in Australia :cool: .
Quite like Feral :D .....might change my name to ProudlyPortAndProudlyFeral!!
Crow-mosone
29 Jan 2005, 20:50
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PortProudWA
30 Jan 2005, 10:32
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Cretin
Crow-mosone
31 Jan 2005, 03:37
Cretin
why is that, Miss sandwich short?
SpringChoke
31 Jan 2005, 07:59
Like Peter Burgoyne said after the Grand Final......"they can call me what they like mate, it doesent matter, I'am a Premiership Player".The old saying sticks and stones ect ect.....people can say what they like, call me what they like, its just like water of a ducks back.....I know what I am, and I am proud of who I am in every aspect of my life.....and I love and support the best god dam team in Australia :cool: .
Quite like Feral :D .....might change my name to ProudlyPortAndProudlyFeral!!
:eek:
PortProudWA
31 Jan 2005, 09:24
why is that, Miss sandwich short?
WTF lol.........Here's a few cents to go with the dollars you obviously short of!!
Call me feral anytime over cretin. See dictionary meaning.
There are some mug punters around who believe that the Cows will win the spoon.
I'm hoping they can reach ninth. No finals, yet no decent draft picks.
Don't you just love a draft system where the thinking supporter has to hope their despised opposition team(s) don't finish last or near last ? :mad:
PortProudWA
31 Jan 2005, 10:03
I'm hoping they can reach ninth. No finals, yet no decent draft picks.
Don't you just love a draft system where the thinking supporter has to hope their despised opposition team(s) don't finish last or near last ? :mad:
To true Andre....around 9 - 11th would be a great spot for them....would set them up for few more years of misery :D
I'm hoping they can reach ninth. No finals, yet no decent draft picks.
Don't you just love a draft system where the thinking supporter has to hope their despised opposition team(s) don't finish last or near last ? :mad:
Nah not me, i would just like to see yuse down the bottom year after year while we reign supreme at the top of the ladder :)
& yuse could have all the draft picks you want for free. :rolleyes:
portentous
31 Jan 2005, 12:28
Nah not me, i would just like to see yuse down the bottom year after year while we reign supreme at the top of the ladder :)
& yuse could have all the draft picks you want for free. :rolleyes:
Remind me to bring a big stick to the Wizard Cup noddy! :eek:
To true Andre....around 9 - 11th would be a great spot for them....would set them up for few more years of misery :D
Bloody hell yuse win 1 premiership & yuse think yuse know it all. :rolleyes:
Remember "the wheel that turns slowly turns the mostest" ;)
Remind me to bring a big stick to the Wizard Cup noddy! :eek:
En-guard :D
Porthos
31 Jan 2005, 12:38
I'm happy for the Crows to finish last if they draft players like Johnstone, Hodge and Angwin.
portentous
31 Jan 2005, 12:40
I'm happy
You happy?? Very funny....... :p
I'm happy for the Crows to finish last if they draft players like Johnstone, Hodge and Angwin.
I know i might be falling into a hole but i can't help myself.
Who is Hodge ???
Porthos
31 Jan 2005, 12:59
...
http://hawthornfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/person/013692ax.jpg
Luke Hodge - #1 draft pick in 2001 draft, ahead of Luke Ball and Chris Judd.
portentous
31 Jan 2005, 15:29
I know i might be falling into a hole but i can't help myself.
Who is Hodge ???
Who wants to help me bury noddy? :D
Shovels ready?
PortProudWA
31 Jan 2005, 15:38
Bloody hell yuse win 1 premiership & yuse think yuse know it all.
Remember "the wheel that turns slowly turns the mostest"
Jezzzz Noddy that wheel must turn bloody slowly at the Crows......and of course we know it all, "we are the champions, my friend" :D We are only 1 behind you, and i bet my bottom dollar we get our next one before the crows do.......wanna bet :D
PortProudWA
31 Jan 2005, 15:40
Who wants to help me bury noddy? :D
Shovels ready?
I'll help......lets put him with just his head hanging out and our club song playing loudly all around him!! :p
portentous
31 Jan 2005, 15:42
I'll help......lets put him with just his head hanging out and our club song playing loudly all around him!! :p
But how will we know which end is his head? :eek:
Oh that's right, not the end with the legs attached!
Bombers 2003
31 Jan 2005, 16:59
You think you've got problems Asguardian.
My wife's an Essendon supporter.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
Must be a lovely,intelligent woman then.You're not the previous president of Richmond are you?,his wife is a 'don's supporter as well.
PAfolwr
31 Jan 2005, 17:55
Noddy
If you gonna speak Spanish do it properly.
It's pronounced Hose-A, not You-se'. :p
Jezzzz Noddy that wheel must turn bloody slowly at the Crows......and of course we know it all, "we are the champions, my friend" :D We are only 1 behind you, and i bet my bottom dollar we get our next one before the crows do.......wanna bet :D
What odds are you offering ?? :)
But how will we know which end is his head?
Oh that's right, not the end with the legs attached!
My imagination is starting to run wild. :cool:
Now where did i put those viagra shots. :confused: ;)
Noddy
If you gonna speak Spanish do it properly.
It's pronounced Hose-A, not You-se'. :p
PA, you wanna hear me when i'm half tanked
Language doesn't even come into it. :D
PAfolwr
31 Jan 2005, 20:17
PA, you wanna hear me when i'm half tanked
Language doesn't even come into it. :D
Juan the fireman from Barcellona had twin sons.
He called one Jose, and the other? :)
The Floodbuster
31 Jan 2005, 20:36
Actually I would like to see the Crows make the finals, don't want to hear half the state talking about cricket season in June again when our current state cricket team is nothing short of an embarrasment.
Juan the fireman from Barcellona had twin sons.
He called one Jose, and the other? :)
Excuse me whilst i perform a Google search.
portentous
1 Feb 2005, 09:02
Excuse me whilst i perform a Google search.
Did you find them or do you want some more Viagra? :p
Excuse me whilst i perform a Google search.
The usual answer is Hose-B, but this particular fireman was a bit more vain and named him after himself and was simply known as not Jose, but the other one. :D
*PAF runs away and hides*
portentous
1 Feb 2005, 18:12
The usual answer is Hose-B, but this particular fireman was a bit more vain and named him after himself and was simply known as not Jose, but the other one. :D
*PAF runs away and hides*
You really do have an alcohol problem don't you?? :D :p
You really do have an alcohol problem don't you?? :D :p
Problem is I just got home from work and haven't had a drink yet.
Should be right by midnight. :D
portentous
1 Feb 2005, 18:22
Problem is I just got home from work and haven't had a drink yet.
Should be right by midnight. :D
So the jokes will get even worse! :eek: Surely that's not possible.....
So the jokes will get even worse! :eek: Surely that's not possible.....
Worse? That implies they are bad to start with. :D
PortProudWA
2 Feb 2005, 09:34
Worse? That implies they are bad to start with. :D
I would have used the word Shocking :D
Worse? That implies they are bad to start with. :D
Most of your jokes work with me PA especially "the hit on females" type although the Jose one did pass me bye. ;)
Still get a bloody good laugh when ever i think about the "brings me a beer" one you put up in another thread. :D
portentous
2 Feb 2005, 13:01
Most of your jokes work with me PA especially "the hit on females" type although the Jose one did pass me bye. ;)
Still get a bloody good laugh when ever i think about the "brings me a beer" one you put up in another thread. :D
ah small things amuse...........that goes for the both of you males! :p
ah small things amuse...........that goes for the both of you males! :p
Girls just do not appreciate the finer things in life. :D
crazy_big_al
2 Feb 2005, 19:28
I dont really care what other people call us. i am proud of my team
power_86
2 Feb 2005, 20:15
I dont really care what other people call us. i am proud of my team
I totally agree :)
I do find it funny though, when I was at high school all the idiot so called Crow supporters (who have never been to a footy match in their life) used to diss me for being a Port supporter. All they used to say is how feral and horrible we are. I used to just laugh! I was never good at quick come backs :) I should of said 'At least im not a cretin' :D
portentous
3 Feb 2005, 07:28
Girls just do not appreciate the finer things in life. :D
Show me the money. :D