Movie Greatest Movie Quotes [Archive]

Tiger Fury #3

19 Jan 2011, 16:06

Was just wondering what people think are cinema's most memorable, funny or simply greatest quotes of all time. I'll start with a few.

"I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh!t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off"
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me?"
-Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas

NeRFaHoLIc

19 Jan 2011, 18:49

Horror fan, so not all of these would be considered great by all, but some of my favs are:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Chief Martin Brody, Jaws

"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devils eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."
-Dr. Sam Loomis, Halloween

"Do you know what she did, your c*nting daughter?"
-Pazuzu, The Exorcist

But probably one of the greatest of all time:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
-Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

Cap

19 Jan 2011, 20:29

Stay on Target....

Chirf

19 Jan 2011, 21:03

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine"
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) Casablanca

Chirf

19 Jan 2011, 21:10

Crash Davis: Come on, Rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.

Kevin Costner - Bull Durham 1988

Ludwig van Bertstare

19 Jan 2011, 21:15

"The Dude abides" - The Dude

"Don't just stare at it, eat it." - Patrick Bateman

Asgardian

20 Jan 2011, 01:00

Chirf

20 Jan 2011, 15:28

This topic gets a run every so often

see here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69755&highlight=movie+quotes)

and here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92839&highlight=movie+quotes)

and here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98501&highlight=movie+quotes)

here too (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151003&highlight=movie+quotes)

still more (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=159040&highlight=movie+quotes)

and again (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=579646&highlight=movie+quotes)

and finally (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=298444&highlight=movie+quotes)

you stayed up until 3am doing this research just for us?

You of all people would know what this is from....

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

DEVO

20 Jan 2011, 17:06

"I didn't exhale"

"Works for me"

"Good Answer. Whoo!!"

PCU - 1994.

woopedazz

20 Jan 2011, 19:43

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Chirf

20 Jan 2011, 19:51

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love Ghost Breakers and Cat and the Canary.

TheStinger

20 Jan 2011, 20:18

I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass that the water on my knee will quench your thirst - Major Payne.

The OBSTacle

20 Jan 2011, 20:37

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My personal favorite

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Chirf

20 Jan 2011, 20:40

I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass that the water on my knee will quench your thirst - Major Payne.

"hey, marlee matilin's kid!"

Asgardian

20 Jan 2011, 21:33

You of all people would know what this is from....

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in "The Third Man" from 1949

I have it in my collection.

Frothies Mcveigh

20 Jan 2011, 21:35

Say hello to my little friend - Tony Montana

T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!! - Billy Madison

From my two favourite movies.

Mr_Smooth

21 Jan 2011, 08:59

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i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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you eat pieces of shit for breakfast???

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.....no??

Johnny_Segment

21 Jan 2011, 09:04

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Tiger Fury #3

21 Jan 2011, 18:23

This topic gets a run every so often

see here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69755&highlight=movie+quotes)

and here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92839&highlight=movie+quotes)

and here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98501&highlight=movie+quotes)

here too (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151003&highlight=movie+quotes)

still more (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=159040&highlight=movie+quotes)

and again (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=579646&highlight=movie+quotes)

and finally (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=298444&highlight=movie+quotes)

Thanks for that, I'm sure the same topic has many been done more than once on Bigfooty.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
-Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

That has to be one of the coolest speeches I have ever heard.

WCErevival

21 Jan 2011, 21:09

C'mon Bennett, lets party.

Noddy Holder

21 Jan 2011, 21:32

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it." The Shawshank Redemption

"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat."
Con Air

"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherf*cker!"
The Green Mile

MinerBoy

4 Feb 2011, 11:18

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
-Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

That has to be one of the coolest speeches I have ever heard.

Oh yeah, greatest movie ever.....well, one of.

So many great lines.

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Crimson Azure

4 Feb 2011, 11:31

One for the lulz:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Crimson Azure

4 Feb 2011, 11:34

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
-Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

That is a quote from the bible not really a movie quote but his delivery is what makes it great.

"Say what again, I double dare you!"

Kram81

4 Feb 2011, 11:45

'You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.'

Crimson Azure

4 Feb 2011, 12:25

'You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.'

Ahhh, Falling down.

I say "I'm about to fall down" when I'm having a bad day. He does everything we would like to do but never do in that movie.

Tiger Fury #3

4 Feb 2011, 13:17

That is a quote from the bible not really a movie quote but his delivery is what makes it great.

"Say what again, I double dare you!"

Nah mate only the "You will know my name is the lord..." bit at the end is from the Bible, QT made the rest of it up.

In the spirit of Jules Winfield quotes, "English motherfcuker, do you speak it?!"

Classic.

MinerBoy

4 Feb 2011, 13:53

Nah mate only the "You will know my name is the lord..." bit at the end is from the Bible, QT made the rest of it up.

In the spirit of Jules Winfield quotes, "English motherfcuker, do you speak it?!"

Classic.

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

What?

What country are you from?

What? What? Wh - ?

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

What?

MinerBoy

4 Feb 2011, 13:55

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.

Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.

Jules: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]

Jules: **** you.

Vincent: You give them a lot?

Jules: **** you.

Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

Crimson Azure

4 Feb 2011, 15:36

Nah mate only the "You will know my name is the lord..." bit at the end is from the Bible, QT made the rest of it up.

In the spirit of Jules Winfield quotes, "English motherfcuker, do you speak it?!"

Classic.

I think you might find that although it is not entirely Ezekiel 25:17 a lot of the rest is taken from the 23rd Psalm also.

But he does seem to add a little himself but even that seems to be influenced by the 23 Psalm.

Jess Moondragon

4 Feb 2011, 15:44

Two glasses of iced-water with ice - Gonzo

lewigie

4 Feb 2011, 15:46

We cant stop here this is bat country

Did they pay you to screw that bear?

TheGeneral

5 Feb 2011, 12:54

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Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: Sir?
Anton Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Gas Station Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.
Anton Chigurh: Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Call it?
Anton Chigurh: Yes.
Gas Station Proprietor: For what?
Anton Chigurh: Just call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Proprietor: No.
Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Anton Chigurh: Everything.
Gas Station Proprietor: How's that?
Anton Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.
Gas Station Proprietor: Alright. Heads then.
Anton Chigurh: Well done.
Anton Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.

NSWCROW

9 Feb 2011, 23:46

" You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig......You dig !!! "

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Asgardian

10 Feb 2011, 01:15

"My brain! It's my second favorite organ!"

A gold star for those who know the movie

Notorious_29

10 Feb 2011, 01:24

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next".

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Damon_3388

10 Feb 2011, 03:44

"My brain! It's my second favorite organ!"

A gold star for those who know the movie

Sleeper!

"Perform sex? I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like."

glenn_ox

10 Feb 2011, 04:17

"Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning."

Withnail.

Asgardian

10 Feb 2011, 04:51

Sleeper!

"Perform sex? I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like."

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"You British plundered half the world for your own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment."

"They're trying to drive him off his ranch! They put manure in his well, they made him talk to lawyers"

"I don't want no bird's respect - I wouldn't know what to do with it."

"I had to park the car three blocks away. Then it started to rain so I ran the last two blocks. Then my heel got caught in a subway grating. When I pulled my foot out, I stepped in a puddle. Then a cab went by and splashed my stockings. If the hardware store downstairs was open, I was going to buy a knife and kill myself. "

"Look at this. You're the only man in the world with clenched hair."

"You mean the secret password is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch? "

"Group W is where they putcha if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty ugly-lookin' people on the bench there. There was mother rapers... father stabbers... father rapers... Father rapers! Sittin' right there on the bench next to me! "

"They even got the grave diggers with them! "

"Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up"

"GOD DAMN IT! WILL YOU MOVE IT, YOU LARD ASS?"

There's a few that may be a bit obscure

Financialpanther

10 Feb 2011, 06:35

You're so money and you don't even know it!

Asgardian

10 Feb 2011, 07:49

You're so money and you don't even know it!

Courtesy of Vince Vaughn in Swingers

MinerBoy

15 Feb 2011, 09:59

I'm your huckleberry...

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Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

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Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

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Kram81

15 Feb 2011, 12:50

Special treatment? I'm 3 foot f#*king tall you a#*hole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?

philohk

15 Feb 2011, 17:29

No love for 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'? No doubt it's in the other threads.

Asgardian, nice Guthrie there with Group W. Bogey had some great one-liners.

'What's he like?'

'He's like any other man, only moreso.'

TheGeneral

15 Feb 2011, 19:20

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

"Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?
"I want to look good naked!"

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

HoldenMagroin

16 Feb 2011, 01:32

Asgardian

16 Feb 2011, 14:39

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

Loved Michael Caine in "Get Carter"

CLUBMEDhurst

16 Feb 2011, 19:09

Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy
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Walter Neff: You'll be here too?
Phyllis: I guess so, I usually am.
Walter Neff: Same chair, same perfume, same anklet?
Phyllis: I wonder if I know what you mean.
Walter Neff: I wonder if you wonder.

I'm with you Asgardian, love Caine in Get Carter, here's more . . .
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Kram81

16 Feb 2011, 19:27

'If it's all the same to you... I'll drive that tanker.'

philohk

16 Feb 2011, 19:57

"You know who I am, Mr Worley... I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you"

Basically all the quotes in this clip are absolute gems.

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So much quotable Tarantino when he was in his prime. How about this?

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Someone mentioned The Third Man before. I always liked Calloway and the Sergeant in this scene:

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Edit: just rewatched it. 'Goodness, that's awkward.' Classic stuff.