View Full Version : Your Favourite Simpsons episode/episodes
A thread to find out how many fans are out there
and to post there fav episodes
mine would have to be the Beer baron episode
Mr. Snrub
18 Aug 2003, 17:14
So many great ones...
The monorail one, of course. And the vegetarian one, and Mr Burns' teddy bear. But for me it's a matter of favourite scenes, quotes and exchanges throughout heaps of different episodes rather than singling out individual ones.
yea i agree they should bring out
a best of dvd or something
clucas91
18 Aug 2003, 17:51
The Hank Scorpio one, absolute classic.
lamby29
18 Aug 2003, 18:05
Mr. Burns and his teddy bear. I think it's called 'Rosebud'.
'The PTA Disbands', the Beer Baron... many others.
Fall Out Boy
18 Aug 2003, 19:45
Originally posted by David
yea i agree they should bring out
a best of dvd or something
The season by season DVD boxsets are excellent. The commentaries from the creators is funny stuff.
Seasons 1 & 2 are out, and Season 3 is out next week.
NICK THE PIE MAN
18 Aug 2003, 19:59
'Homer vs the 18th Amendment"
AKA: Homer the Beer Baron.
Suprised it already has 2 votes on here.
Im just not jumping on the bandwagon too, I had this episode in mind even before reading the replies to the thread. Such a great epsiode with so many great jokes and gags.
Homer: "It's been St.Patrick's day for hours and im still not drunk yet! It never gonna be 9:00!"
Homer: "Moe! Thank God your here! We would like to come in and drink please!"
Lenny: "We kicked down the back door but then there was a metal door!"
Homer: "At first I thought proabation was a good thing. People were drinking more and having alot more fun. But without beer, proabation doesn't work!"
Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"
Porthos
18 Aug 2003, 21:37
Originally posted by clucas91
The Hank Scorpio one, absolute classic. If you could kill someone on the way out, that'd be a big help!
Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
Such a great epsiode with so many great jokes and gags.
Flanders: "Well, if you're talking about root beer, guilt-diddily-iddily-as-char-diddily-arged..."
Rex Banner: It's not him, but he sounds drunk, take him in."
Rex Banner: "Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"
Barney: "...uh, yup."
Quimby's Adviser: "Uh... election November, election November."
Rex Banner: "I don't know who you are beer baron, but I'm going to get you..."
Homer, from a distance: "No, you won't!"
Rex Banner: "Yes, I will"
Homer: "...D'oh."
Rex Banner: "...and those mysterious beer clouds over Evergreen Terrace have disappeared."
Rex Banner: "What kind of pet store is open at 3am, playing hot jazz music?"
Moe: "The best damn pet shop in town!" *toast*
Homer: "Going out, not back, avenge death..."
Barney: "45 bucks! This better be the best beer I've ever tasted...
...you got lucky."
Homer: "You forgot one thing... I filled the balls with a funnel."
Blues4Life
19 Aug 2003, 00:48
Originally posted by Guey_34
Rex Banner: "I don't know who you are beer baron, but I'm going to get you..."
Homer, from a distance: "No, you won't!"
Rex Banner: "Yes, I will"
Homer: "...D'oh."
I was sure he said won't there, not d'oh?
Mine's the Frank Grimes episode or when Homer joins the clown college, absolute classics, but most of them are really.
Stealth bomber
19 Aug 2003, 00:50
I've posted a personal top 10 about 100 times, and it was different every time. It changes.
For all intents and purposes, let's just say the entire second, third, and fourth seasons are as perfect as television gets.
Mr. Snrub
19 Aug 2003, 09:46
Now you've got me started...
The Stampy the elephant episode too - Homer selling Stampy to Mr Blackheart the ivory dealer:
Bart: Dad, you can't sell Stampy. He's my friend!
Homer: Don't worry, son. I'll buy you another elephant.
Blackheart: I'll take that one too.
Homer: Done!
Blackheart: And I'll be back to pick up Stampy in the morning.
Homer: Here's the keys.
Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then...
And that episode probably has the greatest Simpsons line ever, when Homer collides with the deer statue:
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!
And pretty much any episode where Homer's Brain gets lines...like the Junior Campers episode:
Homer: Oh, $20! I wanted a peanut!
Brain: $20 can buy *many* peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo hoo!
manutd/dogs
19 Aug 2003, 11:42
Me and my friend have a simpsons game, where somebody says a line and the other person has to guess what it it. While it probably wouldn't work on here (damn search engines!) I'll start the ball rolling with:
"You can double your money, even triple it."
You have to tell me the character and the episode. The winner thinks of a new one. Sorta like eye-spy.
Mobbenfuhrer
19 Aug 2003, 12:45
[do not know answer to manutd/dogs' quiz so this is just my fave episodes]
Favourite episodes are Mr Plow (Barney's belch bringing down the avalanche, and Homer turning the radio dial to right his vehicle), and
The Gun aka The Cartridge Family :
Homer : "Oh ... I see Bart gets to have a gun."
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Gun shop guy : "Sorry, the waiting period for the gun is 3 days."
Homer : "Three days? But I'm angry NOW!"
Gun shop guy : "Sorry"
Homer : "Ooh ... I'd kill you if I had my gun!"
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Willy : "You call this a soccer riot. C'mon lads, let's take 'em to school."
... and when he shoots the TV on and the character on the roof falls off from the shot ... and Bart finding the gun and lining up Millhouse with an apple in his mouth.
OHHHHHHH! so they have the
internet on computers now
or the episode where apu is
having an affair,
when apu and manjula are playing some tennis game
in the backyard manjula says
apu you keep scoring while my back is
turned
Mobbenfuhrer
19 Aug 2003, 14:05
How about when Homer gets some certificate or something and goes to put it up on the wall. He removes a wedding photo to make room.
Marge : "Homer! That's our wedding photo."
Homer : "Stop living in the past."
Mr. Snrub
19 Aug 2003, 14:27
Bart: Way to go, Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
Mr. Snrub
19 Aug 2003, 14:29
And on a similar theme, as Flanders and Homer drive through the snow...
Ned: Uh, Homer, I think we hit something!
Homer: I hope it's Flanders!
PainKiller
19 Aug 2003, 15:01
The episode where Homer returns to college is a classic.
"I won't be needing this high school diploma anymore! (sets degree on fire) I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T" (House catches on fire)
"Attention everyone, the punch has been spiked! (Gasp) Dont worry, your parents have been called and will be here to pick you up shortly! (Yay!)
"Sir, six cinderblocks are missing" "There'll be no hospital then. I'll tell the children."
"Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head" "Homer, is that you?" "Aah!"
"Hey, that dog's got somebody's ham! (runs outside) Gimme the ham, stupid dog!"
"NERD! Did you get a load of the nerd?" "Excuse me"
"Curly, straight! Curly, straight!"
"Hell-o, that sounds like a pig fainting!"
"Hey, that's not the wallet inspector!"
"Hehehe....ni."
"Why are we down here, Homer" "Aw jeez, I told you: to guard the bee!" "The bee bit my bottom and now my bottom's big!"
"Must...destroy...mankind....ooh, lunchtime!"
:D
or that one
bart: remember i got millhouse's face on america's most wanted
millhouise is playing on the monkey bars and a car comes after him and he says OH NO NOT AGAIN!
then you seew him at the top of the waterfall and the cop is holding a gun at him
and he says but i didnt do anything
i dont care, then he jumps/
excellent episode
"You can double your money, even triple it."
Is it in the episoded where marge gets the pretzel wagon? They are at the franchise expo. The guy is talking to a crowd of people I think the guy says something like
"and then you'll be on a rocket ride to the moon. Don't forget to save some of that moon money for me. I'm Royce McCutcheon"
Then Homer says
"No deal mcCutcheon. That moon money's mine.
Maybe I'm wrong
But that is a great line from homer.
Doggie Boy
26 Aug 2003, 17:38
The episode where they go to Duff Gardens.
"Look, the seven duffs! Queasy! Surly! Tipsy! And remorseful!"
"Homer-cles cares not for beans!"
"Hey Surly only looks out for ONE person, Surly!"
"Oh. Sorry, Surly."
"Shut up!"
"Homer, you have been eating that sandwich for a week. Maybe you should throw it out."
"2 more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge!"
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment."
'Are you going to eat it?"
"Yes."
Classic lines:
Groundskeeper Willy "Lunchlady Doris do you have any grease?"
LLD "Yes, yes I do"
GW rips off his clothes
GW "THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN"
later, with Santa's little helper in the AC vent
GW "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"
and finally, when they were falling out of the vent
GW "MAKE WAY FOR WILLY"
(lands on SuperIndentant Charmers
GW "I SAID MAKE WAY FOR WILLY"
From the episode where Homer goes into the grease business
Willie: Where ya from?
Homer: North...kilt-town?
Willie: North kilt-town? i'm from there! do u know Hamish McImlach?
Homer: Wait a minute, there's no Hamish in North Kilt-Town! You're not scottish at all!!!
manutd/dogs
28 Aug 2003, 09:38
Originally posted by WKB
"You can double your money, even triple it."
Is it in the episoded where marge gets the pretzel wagon? They are at the franchise expo. The guy is talking to a crowd of people I think the guy says something like
"and then you'll be on a rocket ride to the moon. Don't forget to save some of that moon money for me. I'm Royce McCutcheon"
Then Homer says
"No deal mcCutcheon. That moon money's mine.
Maybe I'm wrong
But that is a great line from homer.
Nope. It's when Abe falls in love with an old woman named Bee. She dies and leaves him a lot of money. He wants more money so he can help people, and Jasper, at the retirement home suggests he goes to the state casino: 'You could double your money, maybe even triple it."
Noddy Holder
28 Aug 2003, 11:27
I love the episode that was on last night where the truckie dies after eating a huge steak. Homer goes to shake his hand, "He's not breathing. Aren't people supposed to breathe?":D