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Mobbenfuhrer
12 Sep 2003, 11:59
Here it begins.

Well, continues, actually. It began back when grasshoppers had tall knees, or something to that effect. Chopper likes it, thus paints he. Coppers love it, they paint a less than pretty picture of me. Shoppers adore it, hence their spree.

Glory be unto thy Reds. Glory be.

Glory be unto those who carry the crimson pennant into battle tomorrow at the old Waverley ground. Ground into the ground will be the lost and found that are the Pirates, that is what I expound. Could that one day be the Euro?

Death to the Pirates. May they all contract pleuro. Yo ho ho and a bottle of scum.

We've got bottle.
We'll turn up the throttle.
What we lack cannot hurt them,
but by God what we've got'll.

God. Interesting that he always turns up in Reds news. Its an alias. Roys = God. It's an anagram : oyrs ... sryo ... well, its in there somewhere.

PENINSULA PIRATES
=
A PERENNIAL TIPS US
or
I SPURN A PALESTINE!

PENINSULA OB
=
BE A LIONS PUN
UP NO LESBIAN
LEBANON IS UP (seems to be a theme, here)

But I crossdress.

Forthwith, bring me the blood of a Pirate. Fight the good fight. All falls before us. All spoils befall us.

I will line up with the boring noughties on this esteemed Saturday, this day, this day of dreams, screams and Pirate butt reams. Peninsula will be subjected to Star Trek existence. Life, Jim, but not as you know it.

Ooh what an empire, lets overthrow it.

Ooh-ahh premiers. Ooh-ahh premiers.
Ooh-ahh premiers. Ooh-ahh premiers.

Arouse me, Redders. Titilate me. Sate me. Gratiate me. Inflate me.

Inflate my TSA. Take the Butt Pirates, and rupture their structural integrity. Imagine how'll they'll feel waking up in the morning with you hanging out of them. Refuse breakfast.

Stand on the many heads of their fan. Only you know that you can. You are the man. Plan?

At Waverley Park tomorrow, there will be carnage. Never in the hunt, the Pirates will become displaced, effaced, erased.

Taste it. Flesh of the Peninsula ... no garlic required.

Because there is already a sweetness about the prospect of that feast.

In true Living Dead style, arrive for the slaughter and the ho-down that shall ensue. Braaaaaaaaains (sic). Just a taste. T-taste it.

It's will be a long road back to Dandy-by-the-sea tonight.

Onward to victory. CAR'N REDDERS!!!!!!

mud n blood
12 Sep 2003, 12:03
you been on the turps ? :)

caaaaaaaaarn the roys ....

pazza
12 Sep 2003, 15:35
Someone's pumped!

HighFlyer
13 Sep 2003, 01:01
I can honestly say I hope you boys win, I couldn't think of a better side to beat for a premiership. Welcome to D1.

Hollypig
13 Sep 2003, 07:11
While we`re on Fitzroys, the Adelaide Fitzroy Lions head into the
A5 Reserves Grand Final against North Haven at Glenelg oval
from 12.10. Coached by Grenville Dietrich, reckon it`s a 15 fag, 10 can game for the coach.

U17`s v Portland at Kilburn oval tomorrow.

Good luck & many many beers to the boys headed off to see
The Reds today.

Mobbenfuhrer
13 Sep 2003, 09:56
Good luck Holly!

Richoagain
13 Sep 2003, 19:47
Kev, your dealer said he was all out until mid-October, do you know anyone else who'll sell me decent acid?

- For those who are wondering, the Reds sank the Peninsula (Butt) Pirates.

Congrats all round.

The mighty Monash Blues won the D1 granny against Ajax, but the Jackas beat them for the reserves title.

In D4 Uni High School took the honours.

Hollypig
14 Sep 2003, 08:25
That`s good news,thanks Ritcho.

Fitzroy Lions over here won their ressies granny as well.

Mobbenfuhrer
14 Sep 2003, 11:13
Congrats Holly and the Roys!

Also well done Monash Blues!

Reds managed to win the game in the 2nd and 3rd quarters.

From memory (LOL (sic) ) :

Q1 (Reds with the gowling hale) :
Reds 3 goals
PP 0 goals

Q2 :
Reds 7 goals
PP 4 goals

Q3 :
Reds 12 goals
PP 6 goals

Q4 :
Reds 12 goals
PP 10 goals