WHY ARE ASSTRALIANS SO F'N UGLY

[UNCLE SAM]

WHAT A BUNCH OF SKINNY WEAK MEN AND UGLY BITCHES I MEAN YOUR SKANKY WOMEN ARE SO UGLY ESPECIALLY THAT ONE FAMOUS ONE I MEAN HEH HEH HEH JUST KIDDING NOBODY FAMOUS HAS EVER COME FROM ASSTRALIA

SERIOUSLY WHY ARE ALL YOUR BROADS PALE WITH CROOKED TEETH DO YOU NOT HAVE ORTHODONTISTS THERE?

[meg]

Hmm... really mature :rolleyes:

I'm guessing you're a yank?

[UNCLE SAM]

I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO YANK, GIRLIE

[Mobbenfuhrer]

New Yorker, too ...

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Hallowed be thy Roy

[mellows]

yank
bet your the only one who yanks it, got rsi yet. why are all yanks dumb, fat arse, loudmouths. :confused:

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[Richmondfan#1]

At least we don't wear big hats with stars on them SAM.

[UNCLE SAM]

LISTEN LITTLE MAN IF IT WASNT FOR US YOUD BE SPEAKING JAPANESE AND EATING WITH CHOP STICKS RIGHT NOW SO HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BODY ODOR. YOU ASSTRALIANS STINK

[UNCLE SAM]

http://www.sux2bu.com/images/sux2bu.GIF

[UNCLE SAM]

THAT ONES FOR YOU BITCHMOND FAN

[Richmondfan#1]

I love Australia, i wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I'm happy how i am and admit, deep down you would LOVE to live in Australia.

And if i was Japanese, i wouldn't know about Aussies so i would be content!

Go play with your rabbit hat.

[This message has been edited by Richmondfan#1 (edited 17 February 2001).]

[JUBJUB]

**** OFF YANK WANK :p :p :p :p

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"Hey ,just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

[mellows]

rescued who? you yanks let hitler kill millions of people & only got involved after they bombed one of your pissy little cities.
****ing cowards.
Remember pearl harbour, they should have used a bigger bomb & blown the whole country up.


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[This message has been edited by mellows (edited 16 February 2001).]

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by mellows:
rescued who? you yanks let hitler kill millions of people & only got involved after they bombed one of your pissy little cities.
****ing cowards.

Just correct you, Hitler didn't bomb any American cities. I think your refering to the Japanese.

[mellows]

same olds
wont argue with u cause u are a bomber, but i didnt say hitler bombed them, just said they didnt get involved in ww2 till they got bombed.


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[mellows]

oh i see were i went wrong, when i said they i meant the countries who were there allies.

[PLAY ON]

It must be hard to accept that we have recently had the best olympics ever. And it wasn't even an Australian who said it.

[Turlough]

I am in Sydney at the moment, and i must admit it is a filthy town. I cannot comprehend how sin city won the 2000 games . Melbourne got jibbed badly.

[Stealth bomber]

Yet another proud specimen making me shit embarrassed about my nationality.

Thanks a pantload.

[mellows]

Stealth
I am relly sorry mate I said those things about all yanks, didn't mean it, I know you are a good guy, but he just got me upset.

[lisa]

Originally posted by UNCLE SAM:
LISTEN LITTLE MAN IF IT WASNT FOR US YOUD BE SPEAKING JAPANESE AND EATING WITH CHOP STICKS RIGHT NOW SO HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD


hmmm, don't know about you but i wouldn't be showing off about something that i did out of absolute fear... you didn't save us, you saved yourself

[lisa]

but let's just hope that we don't generalise all americans based on this one person, it happens far to often :)

[jod23]

Hmmm some americans are just Jealous.

Im off to the beach :D

[Sydneyfan]

"Why are Australians so ugly?"

Probably because a lot of us follow American fashion which often isn't all that great anyway.

Australians ugly. Those in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones mate. Australia can't even compete with the obnoxious, rude, stupid, pathetic trailer trash shown on shows like Jerry Springer.

[GoEagles]

Funny this, Uncle Sam calling us 'Asstralians' while I bet the US has a much larger rate of obesse people than what we do.

Stealth - none of this is directed towards the US really, just against that Uncle Sam bloke ;)

[Richmondfan#1]

I am awaiting Uncle Sam's reply.

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Sydneyfan:
Australia can't even compete with the obnoxious, rude, stupid, pathetic trailer trash shown on shows like Jerry Springer.

Hey, what are you doing watching Jerry Springer? ;) :D

[snoopster]

66% of seppos are overweight and horrible, while australia basks in the beauty of lovely girls everywhere and every country is jealous of our pristine, white pure beaches!! and i am talking about proper beaches, ie the ones with fine nappy san white velvet sand.....and endless stretches of unoccupied beauty, not congested with steaming seppo sewers and overgrown crocodiles...

Our laid back attitude, easy going lifestyle, and cultural meltpot, encompasses us all, and provides vast and unique entertainment far beyond a divided, racist, corrupt, gun ridden hillbilly sess pool...

added to that we have the best dam football game in the world!!!

Peace to you brother, and I hope one day you come to realise that small, unimportant insignificant, seppo guys like you, need to escape and find a paradise such as this wide brown land we call australia!!!

fffwaaaaaarrrcchhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
aghhhhh, laid back, just cracked an icy cold australian ale, and now, as we speak, it is sliding down my throat as I watch the lightening crackle over cane fields!!!

[Mobbenfuhrer]

Love the 'Sounds of then' reference!

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Hallowed be thy Roy

[Sydneyfan]

Originally posted by Same Old's:
Hey, what are you doing watching Jerry Springer? ;) :D


I admit it, in some of my weaker moments I have lowered myself to watch Jerry Springer, it's so shocking it's almost addictive! :D

[Stucey]

Just looking through some old threads and saw this one....Must admit that Bluey and Co. has certainly improved things since this sorta crap was allowed.

Uncle Sam....sounded like a real nice guy!

[hawkfan5]

Good on you bringing it up to the top again stu. :rolleyes:

lol, j/k.

[Stucey]

I am Mr. Post Dredger himself!!

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by Stucey
I am Mr. Post Dredger himself!!

Yeh good work Augustus

[Fred]

Originally posted by Stucey
I am Mr. Post Dredger himself!!

And I'm Mr. Post Stopper.