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TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 05:56
Forget about banning the likes of geelong4eva or Joffa. They are like Gropers trying to swim where the great TigerShark cruises.

If you want to ban anyone from here then it should be me. Move over G4E, move over Joffa, move over Eastaugh36 - for I am the meanest, baddest hombre on whole of Bigfooty. I am the most dangerous, most deadly fish in the Bigfooty pond.

Yes, G4E stirs up the water with his challenges and antics. But while G4E prefers the club (when he isn't crushing his foot with it), I have many weapons. I can pound with the mace as easily as I slash with the sabre. I can hack with axe or deftly dice with the foil.

And while Joffa tries to mince his foes like he minces the English language, I prefer to julienne my victims.

Eastaugh36 may think he commands the darkness. It's only because someone has forgotten to turn on the lights.

Or, to put it another way, if I am a powerful devil then Eastaugh36 is a clumsy lesser demon (a bit like David Neitz really!).

Like they say - I have many names. (but then again, so has G4E - JangoFett, Turlough, etc. - so I'm not sure how this is relevant)

And those who draw my wrath will Damned ... Damned24 for all eternity.

I have seen darkness in others. Some try to hide it, while others like Darky proudly wear their darkness like the darkest dark dark cloak a dark darky ever donned.

But even the darkest Darky pales next to the dark glory that is TigerTank - Lord of Darkness.

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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter



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TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 06:27
I'm not surprised none of you responded to this.

You are all utterly terrified of me.

Gee, I'm so thoroughly bad, even I'm terrified of me!

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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter

CJH
20 Mar 2001, 06:32
We are still too busy pissing ourselves laughing too respond!

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Mags
20 Mar 2001, 06:48
Exactly.

Im Shocked in laughter in that one TT lol!

Gonzo
20 Mar 2001, 07:07
TT

I'm cowering as I type this but a quick question!!

Who was Richmonds captain before Knights?

:D


Cheers

Gonzo

TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 07:19
Gonzo,

You are now off my Christmas card, Easter, Birthday card, and even my "Get well soon" card list.

In fact, the only list you are still on is my "Deepest Sympathies" card list.


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TT - The undisputed scariest person on Bigfooty

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TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 10:25
Light lasts a fleeting instant
But the darkness is forever
And while the flame of light must fail,
The cold of night will never.

I sense your fear of shadow
That cold, unholy dread,
When the TigerTank doth come
The wise have already fled.

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TT - One mean hombre

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Shinboners
20 Mar 2001, 10:36
Originally posted by TigerTank:
Light lasts a fleeting instant
But the darkness is forever
And while the flame of light must fail,
The cold of night will never.

I sense your fear of shadow
That cold, unholy dread,
When the TigerTank doth come
The wise have already fled.



...and along comes Shinboners in his Miffy t-shirt and Hello Kitty backpack and offers Tiger Tank a bunch of flowers and some candy floss......

Collingwood Boy
20 Mar 2001, 10:36
Originally posted by TigerTank:
Light lasts a fleeting instant
But the darkness is forever
And while the flame of light must fail,
The cold of night will never.

I sense your fear of shadow
That cold, unholy dread,
When the TigerTank doth come
The wise have already fled.



Does your mother know what you do on her computer ?

TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 10:42
Originally posted by Shinboners:
...and along comes Shinboners in his Miffy t-shirt and Hello Kitty backpack and offers Tiger Tank some candy floss......



What flavour?

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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter

Danny Chook Fan Club
20 Mar 2001, 10:59
Ooh, ooh, I know a poem too ...

There once was a man named TT
Who thought he was rather scary
But he turned out all talk
Cos he's scared of a Hawk
Whose initials are DCFC

CJH
20 Mar 2001, 11:03
Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club:
Ooh, ooh, I know a poem too ...

There once was a man named TT
Who thought he was rather scary
But he turned out all talk
Cos he's scared of a Dork
Whose initials are DCFC


:D


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TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 11:06
DCFC,

I am very scared of the cardigan you are wearing.

Danny Chook Fan Club
20 Mar 2001, 11:24
Ooooh!! The Tigers are ganging up on me! The Poonce ... err, Prince of Darkness and his evil lackey CJH.

I've got another poem for you ...

TigerTank thinks he's so tough
A scary sort of fellow
But even if his heart is black
We know his belly's yellow

Yes we all know that you, TT
Are just a tiger cub
The truly fearsome poster is
The Danny Chook Fan Club

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TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 11:43
One good burn deserves another...

There was a little man
From the boring side of town
He wore a boring cardigan
Of boring gold and brown.

He thought it could be interesting
to challenge TigerTank
but his feeble little effort ...
to be honest, it sort of stank.

For despite his stylish cardigan,
poor 'Danny' is quite mild
Unlike TT and CJH,
all tough and mean and wild.

It makes him kind of jealous,
when all is said and done,
Because TT and CJH both know
That evil has more fun.

:p

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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter


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