TigerTank
20 Mar 2001, 05:56
Forget about banning the likes of geelong4eva or Joffa. They are like Gropers trying to swim where the great TigerShark cruises.
If you want to ban anyone from here then it should be me. Move over G4E, move over Joffa, move over Eastaugh36 - for I am the meanest, baddest hombre on whole of Bigfooty. I am the most dangerous, most deadly fish in the Bigfooty pond.
Yes, G4E stirs up the water with his challenges and antics. But while G4E prefers the club (when he isn't crushing his foot with it), I have many weapons. I can pound with the mace as easily as I slash with the sabre. I can hack with axe or deftly dice with the foil.
And while Joffa tries to mince his foes like he minces the English language, I prefer to julienne my victims.
Eastaugh36 may think he commands the darkness. It's only because someone has forgotten to turn on the lights.
Or, to put it another way, if I am a powerful devil then Eastaugh36 is a clumsy lesser demon (a bit like David Neitz really!).
Like they say - I have many names. (but then again, so has G4E - JangoFett, Turlough, etc. - so I'm not sure how this is relevant)
And those who draw my wrath will Damned ... Damned24 for all eternity.
I have seen darkness in others. Some try to hide it, while others like Darky proudly wear their darkness like the darkest dark dark cloak a dark darky ever donned.
But even the darkest Darky pales next to the dark glory that is TigerTank - Lord of Darkness.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
[This message has been edited by TigerTank (edited 19 March 2001).]
If you want to ban anyone from here then it should be me. Move over G4E, move over Joffa, move over Eastaugh36 - for I am the meanest, baddest hombre on whole of Bigfooty. I am the most dangerous, most deadly fish in the Bigfooty pond.
Yes, G4E stirs up the water with his challenges and antics. But while G4E prefers the club (when he isn't crushing his foot with it), I have many weapons. I can pound with the mace as easily as I slash with the sabre. I can hack with axe or deftly dice with the foil.
And while Joffa tries to mince his foes like he minces the English language, I prefer to julienne my victims.
Eastaugh36 may think he commands the darkness. It's only because someone has forgotten to turn on the lights.
Or, to put it another way, if I am a powerful devil then Eastaugh36 is a clumsy lesser demon (a bit like David Neitz really!).
Like they say - I have many names. (but then again, so has G4E - JangoFett, Turlough, etc. - so I'm not sure how this is relevant)
And those who draw my wrath will Damned ... Damned24 for all eternity.
I have seen darkness in others. Some try to hide it, while others like Darky proudly wear their darkness like the darkest dark dark cloak a dark darky ever donned.
But even the darkest Darky pales next to the dark glory that is TigerTank - Lord of Darkness.
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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter
[This message has been edited by TigerTank (edited 19 March 2001).]