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BUBBALOUIS
4 Apr 2001, 05:54
Saw this on another site, thought id share it with yas, sorry in advance Joff
1/ Bikies back down from your mum
2/ You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
3/ Youve been married three times and still have the same in laws
4/ Jim Beam and Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people
5/ Youve ever had to scratch out your sisters name in a message that begins "for a good time call ..."
6/ Youve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra thats not
7/ if every day someone comes to your door mistakingly thinking your having a garage sale
8/ you have a working television that sits on top of a non working television
9/ you think nutcracker is something you did of the high dive
10/your dog was neutered by court order
11/ your mum walks out of the bathroom and says "come look at this before i flush it"
12/ you mow your lawn and find a car
13/ your tyres are worth more than your car
LOL Sorry
Hehehe bubba, I know you're not sorry at all. :p hehehehehehe.
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*the one and only lioness*
Bloodstained Angel
4 Apr 2001, 09:33
How can you tell the difference between a rich Collingwood fan and a poor one ?
The rich Collingwood fan has TWO rusted car bodies on blocks in his fron yard :D
cheers
collingwood_joffa
4 Apr 2001, 10:58
Originally posted by BUBBALOUIS:
Saw this on another site, thought id share it with yas, sorry in advance Joff
1/ Bikies back down from your mum
2/ You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
3/ Youve been married three times and still have the same in laws
4/ Jim Beam and Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people
5/ Youve ever had to scratch out your sisters name in a message that begins "for a good time call ..."
6/ Youve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra thats not
7/ if every day someone comes to your door mistakingly thinking your having a garage sale
8/ you have a working television that sits on top of a non working television
9/ you think nutcracker is something you did of the high dive
10/your dog was neutered by court order
11/ your mum walks out of the bathroom and says "come look at this before i flush it"
12/ you mow your lawn and find a car
13/ your tyres are worth more than your car
LOL Sorry
DEAR BUBBA IM HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE POSTING AT THE MINUTE AS MY PIT BULL 'MANASSA' IS MOUNTING MY LEG,OH SHIT THE 'SALVO'S ARE AT THE DOOR WITH A FOOD PARCEL WHILE ME MUM IS YELLING AT ME TO GET TO THE BEDROOM...ROFLMFAO,I'LL BE BACK IN A SEC AS I HAVE TO CHOP UP THE LOUNGE SUITE FOR FIRE WOOD,OH WHAT IS IT NOW'YOU BLOODY BASTARD,SORRY BUBBA IM BACK MATE I JUST HAD TO CHASE THE GUY WHO READS THE GAS THINGO WITH ME BASEBALL BAT,OH BLOODY SHITE NOW ME SISTER WANTS ME IN THE BEDROOM, OH SHITE AGAIN SOME ONE IS TRYING TO KICK ME THUCKEN DOOR IN,PROLLY THE GUY LOOKIN FOR HIS CHOOF MONEY.im sorry bubba i'll reply to your post when i get a chance mate!!!
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good ole collingwood for ever,we know how to play the game,side by side we stick together to uphold the REAL magpies name,see the barrackers are shouting,as all barrackers should,YES the premiership's a cakewalk for the good ole collingwood.
'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'http://www.mp3.com/joffa
Joffa Hun
That is really funny stuff. Sorry Bubba I thought your post was funny, but Joffa's reply beats yours hands down. :D
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RED & BLACK, THE COLOURS OF FENG SHUI
Joffa and wit in the same post???
Im baffled :D nice post joffa.
BUBBALOUIS
5 Apr 2001, 05:17
Originally posted by mantis:
Joffa Hun
That is really funny stuff. Sorry Bubba I thought your post was funny, but Joffa's reply beats yours hands down. :D
Gotta admit he did a good job, but im not sure he was joking! LOL
Originally posted by collingwood_joffa:
DEAR BUBBA IM HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE POSTING AT THE MINUTE AS MY PIT BULL 'MANASSA' IS MOUNTING MY LEG,OH SHIT THE 'SALVO'S ARE AT THE DOOR WITH A FOOD PARCEL WHILE ME MUM IS YELLING AT ME TO GET TO THE BEDROOM...ROFLMFAO,I'LL BE BACK IN A SEC AS I HAVE TO CHOP UP THE LOUNGE SUITE FOR FIRE WOOD,OH WHAT IS IT NOW'YOU BLOODY BASTARD,SORRY BUBBA IM BACK MATE I JUST HAD TO CHASE THE GUY WHO READS THE GAS THINGO WITH ME BASEBALL BAT,OH BLOODY SHITE NOW ME SISTER WANTS ME IN THE BEDROOM, OH SHITE AGAIN SOME ONE IS TRYING TO KICK ME THUCKEN DOOR IN,PROLLY THE GUY LOOKIN FOR HIS CHOOF MONEY.im sorry bubba i'll reply to your post when i get a chance mate!!!
Joff you're priceless!!!!!!! :D hehehehehehe.
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*the one and only lioness*
Danny Chook Fan Club
5 Apr 2001, 18:11
Yep - hats off to you Joffa - that's a quality effort :)