Richmond Pros/Cons

[bozza]

Pros
You can shout "YELLOW & BLACK" on TV a couple of times a year
You can go clubbing with Richo
It's easier to stalk Greg Stafford at training
If <insert half of Richmond's list here> can get a game, so can you
You get to participate in the "Yeah, Nah" weekly pool for Frawley interviews
Play in front of big crowds at the MCG in March
September Holidays guaranteed
Free Cabcharges thanks to the TAC
Get in on the ground floor with Gaspar's investment advice
If if get's too hard you can always sack the coach
Credit to Porthos for this one


Cons
They want you but are not prepared to trade appropriately, leaving you potenitally without a destination
They promise big bucks but then fund it by cutting exisiting players pay, making you the most hated as soon as you arrive
Shipped off after a year or two due to previous point re pay cuts
Unsuccessful
Dud Coach
bad culture
Treat other clubs with contempt, making ability to deal less
Can't remember source for this list

[smasha]

Bozza is a tossa.:D

[bozza]

Originally posted by smasha
Bozza is a tossa.:D

Did you just say 4-0 since 1980?

[Foxtrot]

Pros and cons of being Bozza

PROS
- Save time by copying other posters gags
- Save more time by failing to credit original gag's author

CONS
-You are still Bozza

[peejay]

hey Bozza - does mummy and daddy know you are using their computer.

Why don't you stick to what 17 year old boys do lots of - having a w@nk.

[One-eyed Tiger]

Wouldn't it be great to be Bozza?

PROS
- I don't need a missus coz I'm an expert at "taking care of myself".
- I'm an ambassador for my club, I'm a really important part of Windy Hill.
- The blinkered black and red glasses I look at life thru mean I'm quite adept at bangin on about a variety of topics.
- I get to say **** a lot which makes me feel pretty good about myself (nobody messes with bozza! Bozza & Bombers number 1)
- When Mum and Dad send me to my room I get to be alone with all the posters of my Bomber heroes. (schwing :D )
- If I played for the Bombers I wouldn't leave for another club no matter what they were offering, in fact I'd play for free so long as Mum and Dad keep lookin after me


CONS
- Skool and homework
- When the Bombers lose I can't get on the net and socialise with my friends.
- Can't pull chicks cos I'm too busy pulling myself over the Bombers.
- as a result I don't "get much" during the off-season
- one day I'm gonna have to grow up but if I could play for the Bombers I would do it for free cos there's no loyalty in footy anymore :rolleyes:

[GhostofJimJess]

Originally posted by bozza
Did you just say 4-0 since 1980?

Naah .... 5-4 since 1967

[froars]

Cons: I made a promise to CJH to be good for the rest of today against trolls.

Pros: Tomorrow is less than 6 hours away lol

[CJH]

Cons:

I was out last night and didn't get onto the Internet until this morning.

Pros:

Bozza will be summarily dismissed from this board.