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Dante
5 Nov 2003, 19:55
AFL
New Collingwood strategy for beating Brisbane
By Dr Dan Warna
Wednesday, 8 October 2003

Mick Malthouse has for a long time been perceived as one of the premiers strategists in AFL. His wide reading, capacity for cunning analysis, and innovation has seen him borrow from china, japan and old europe to design his defence, offense and midfield. Many of the modern strategies in AFL football come from his mind.

Now in a breakthrough development Collingwood has redefined modern football by planning on utilising modern military thinking the pre-emptive strike.

Eddie McGuire has announced that Collingwood will be starting 2.10 pm games at 130pm , 7.10 pm games at 6.30 pm and 7.40 pm, games at 7.00 pm.

"the extra half hour to forty minutes gives us a chance to attack without the defence really being prepared, in fact in some cases, many of the defences will still be in the locker room going through their warm up exercises". said Malthouse "if we started the Grand Final at 1.45, we would have had a whole 45 minutes of pure attack without the Lions really being prepared, I'm pretty sure, by the time they got up there, we'd had a whole two to three goals advantage, and destroyed their basic infrastructure, it would also give Dutchie and Cloke an opportunity to get one or two possessions out on their own without too much pressure, but off course this is all premeditated on the basis of self defence".

The AFL is looking at this proposal but some elements of the proposed new strategy changes are of concern, these include bombing surrounding hospitals and schools, giving the wingmen amphetamines or 'go pills" during the game, attacking the Brisbane teams family homes with cluster bombs, although the dropping of leaflets in arabic offering peaceful terms of surrender does not seem to be against any current AFL prohibitions.

Nathan Buckley has endorsed the plan with McGuire saying "frankly it just shows a lack of foresight in not allowing this, its just another chance to victimise Collingwood for showing some initiative". He brought out George Bush's mum, Tony Blairs Grandad and John Howard left moral to justify his claims and support his argument.


I thought you lions should read this,so you could prepare in advance!!!!!!:) :) :)

Mr Ripper
5 Nov 2003, 20:18
They'd better not kick a behind then. :o

BL4eva
5 Nov 2003, 22:55
LOL

Lenny29
6 Nov 2003, 18:40
Originally posted by Dante
giving the wingmen amphetamines or 'go pills" during the game,

Hardly innovative. Lions have already been doing it. :o ;)

Denno
6 Nov 2003, 19:14
Originally posted by L-Nizzy
Hardly innovative. Lions have already been doing it. :o ;)

Only because your membership manager supplied them :o

rchowell
12 Nov 2003, 17:50
Among all the other Collingwood garbage floating around at the minute I found this little pearler yesterday -

Nathan Buckley: "I don't want to be the one who played six or seven games and won a premiership. I want to be the one who played for 10 or 15 years and always had the opportunity."

I wonder what Richard Hadley thinks of that... :o

SpecialBruce
12 Nov 2003, 17:57
Originally posted by rchowell


I wonder what Richard Hadley thinks of that... :o

He'd be laughing.

funghoul
20 Nov 2003, 09:57
LOL.....more good fuel for laughs from those pesky magpies...
all you can say is "thanks for the memories' boys

adey115
20 Nov 2003, 10:16
lets not ask Sir Richard this question now.... lets ask him in ten years when he's played his 250th.

classy lad who will play many many games of senior footy i reckon.

SpecialBruce
20 Nov 2003, 10:31
Originally posted by adey115
lets not ask Sir Richard this question now.... lets ask him in ten years when he's played his 250th.

classy lad who will play many many games of senior footy i reckon.

Exactly right.

As I said a few months ago, he will be our next Captain. He has leadership written all over him.

adey115
20 Nov 2003, 11:19
i watched the GF DVD recently...

that snap in the second quarter, great camera angle as well.

Tricky Dicky Hadley.

Denno
22 Nov 2003, 15:21
Originally posted by SpecialBruce
Exactly right.

As I said a few months ago, he will be our next Captain. He has leadership written all over him.

What tripe (about being our next captain).

Browny is in pole.

keatings_gal
22 Nov 2003, 20:25
yeah Denno i agree...
as much as i obviously love Richie... Browny is definalty the next one.... his raport with everyone both inside the club & the general public is just amazing.. such a down to earth but very inspirational person