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the oggmonster
24 Nov 2003, 11:14
Stop the applause please.
Amidst all the innuendo leading up to the draft and every man and his dog submitting phantom drafts, the Oggmonster delivered to you all on a platter the official Top 5 selections, in order, more than a week ago.
When shockingly-named TheClokes (is there a family that are bigger wa*kers - and Travis is a dud as well) queried my wisdom, I had to put him in his place. Now is the time to put some more people in their places. To all those North Melbourne illegitimates - NorthBoy, Shinboner, Tashibits, Pattyroo, as well as Marcuz and Anonymous Joe and Stevo, you were all told. And now the Oggmonster bathes in all the glory.
Hosko and Bulletproof, thanks for sticking fat with the Oggy
Kindly prove that all the zeroes of the Riemann Zeta function lie on the line Re(z) = 1/2.
Thanks.
Originally posted by the oggmonster
...and Travis is a dud as well...
We'll see.
He's played one U18 TAC game and he had half a dozen marks, kicked 2 goals 2 and a number of hitouts playing from full forward.
Hardly "dud"-like! :rolleyes:
bulletproof
24 Nov 2003, 11:58
Travis is a dud, they are all duds. As i said after Grand Final day and i will say again the more Clokes and Shaws they have the better as far as i am concerned.
Originally posted by bulletproof
Travis is a dud, they are all duds. As i said after Grand Final day and i will say again the more Clokes and Shaws they have the better as far as i am concerned.
:o
anonymous Joe
24 Nov 2003, 14:26
Originally posted by the oggmonster
Stop the applause please.
Amidst all the innuendo leading up to the draft and every man and his dog submitting phantom drafts, the Oggmonster delivered to you all on a platter the official Top 5 selections, in order, more than a week ago.
When shockingly-named TheClokes (is there a family that are bigger wa*kers - and Travis is a dud as well) queried my wisdom, I had to put him in his place. Now is the time to put some more people in their places. To all those North Melbourne illegitimates - NorthBoy, Shinboner, Tashibits, Pattyroo, as well as Marcuz and Anonymous Joe and Stevo, you were all told. And now the Oggmonster bathes in all the glory.
Hosko and Bulletproof, thanks for sticking fat with the Oggy
wow something u said came true, too bad Motlop's move to Essendon didn't come true.
dogman22
24 Nov 2003, 14:44
Originally posted by dogman22
Actually, if you read today's Hun, it seems that the Oggmonster may be right on the money.
TIme will tell, though, but I'm with Oggy
Thought I'd recycle this quote I made from the "The Official Top 5" thread.
And no thanks at all for taking your side??
Hearts to hearts
24 Nov 2003, 15:03
Originally posted by dogman22
Thought I'd recycle this quote I made from the "The Official Top 5" thread.
And no thanks at all for taking your side??
Takes a bit more than that to get on oggmonster's side, but you'd have to check with bulletproof for details.
southjoy
24 Nov 2003, 15:27
Originally posted by the oggmonster
Stop the applause please.
Amidst all the innuendo leading up to the draft and every man and his dog submitting phantom drafts, the Oggmonster delivered to you all on a platter the official Top 5 selections, in order, more than a week ago.
When shockingly-named TheClokes (is there a family that are bigger wa*kers - and Travis is a dud as well) queried my wisdom, I had to put him in his place. Now is the time to put some more people in their places. To all those North Melbourne illegitimates - NorthBoy, Shinboner, Tashibits, Pattyroo, as well as Marcuz and Anonymous Joe and Stevo, you were all told. And now the Oggmonster bathes in all the glory.
Hosko and Bulletproof, thanks for sticking fat with the Oggy
Are you guys serious. ANY person who writes a thread about themselves, that slams others only to elevate themselves - is not worth listening too. Apparently he states that he is well in, and I previously mentioned that if he was of importance at the club they would be finding him and speaking quite alarmingly at him. I realise that I'm spending precious time writing this but it will be my last comment on this character.
Originally posted by dogman22
Thought I'd recycle this quote I made from the "The Official Top 5" thread.
And no thanks at all for taking your side??
Why would you want to be on that blowhard's side?
I know what some people would say if I said this but..
COME BACK GRAYHAM!! All is forgiven.
tashibatts
24 Nov 2003, 19:15
Originally posted by the oggmonster
Tashibits
If you are going to 'put me in my place' Would you at least get my name right?
Go Roos
no1bankteller
24 Nov 2003, 19:24
Originally posted by the oggmonster
Hosko and Bulletproof, thanks for sticking fat with the Oggy
I am curious is this the confirmation what many people have suspected about you and Bulletproof?
:D :D :D :D
TheSheik
24 Nov 2003, 20:40
Originally posted by the oggmonster
Stop the applause please.
Amidst all the innuendo leading up to the draft and every man and his dog submitting phantom drafts, the Oggmonster delivered to you all on a platter the official Top 5 selections, in order, more than a week ago.
When shockingly-named TheClokes (is there a family that are bigger wa*kers - and Travis is a dud as well) queried my wisdom, I had to put him in his place. Now is the time to put some more people in their places. To all those North Melbourne illegitimates - NorthBoy, Shinboner, Tashibits, Pattyroo, as well as Marcuz and Anonymous Joe and Stevo, you were all told. And now the Oggmonster bathes in all the glory.
Hosko and Bulletproof, thanks for sticking fat with the Oggy
Careful, you'll either wear it down to a point or worse still, yank it right off.
Melly017
25 Nov 2003, 07:22
Broken clock is right twice a day!!:)
dogman22
25 Nov 2003, 08:07
Eh, I just want a bit of recognition!!!
Nah, not really, was just happy with the fact that I backed a prediction that came true!!!
the oggmonster
25 Nov 2003, 08:20
Originally posted by dogman22
Eh, I just want a bit of recognition!!!
Nah, not really, was just happy with the fact that I backed a prediction that came true!!!
Not only have you been duped by John Georgiadis but also the Oggmonster. I apologise and congratulate you on your wise decision making process to stick with me. There aren't many people who have anything real to offer on this site other than myself. If it wasn't for Bulletproof's humour I'd be hard-pressed to find a reason to visit this site because most of the people are just boring, lifeless individuals.
Originall posted by the oggmonster
boring, lifeless individuals.
You have just described yourself and bulletproof right there. You two are so alike anybody would think you were the same person.......could it be....maybe you are:confused:
the oggmonster
25 Nov 2003, 08:34
Originally posted by marcuz
You have just described yourself and bulletproof right there. You two are so alike anybody would think you were the same person.......could it be....maybe you are:confused:
Could it be...maybe you are...no, you are a deadset wan*er
Work on some comebacks oggy...because they much like your life are pathetic
the oggmonster
25 Nov 2003, 14:12
Originally posted by marcuz
Work on some comebacks oggy...because they much like your life are pathetic
oooohhh stop it. You're hurting my feelings. Bulletproof...are you there?? I need a hug, this boy's hurt my feelings...
Hearts to hearts
26 Nov 2003, 07:41
See this in yesterday's Age article about Raphael Clarke?
"It was widely known who would be taken with the first five picks..."
Does a genius just know what everyone knows?
the oggmonster
26 Nov 2003, 08:17
Originally posted by Hearts to hearts
See this in yesterday's Age article about Raphael Clarke?
"It was widely known who would be taken with the first five picks..."
Does a genius just know what everyone knows?
Judging by all the posts on this site (bar mine of course) leading up to the draft it would seem that the top 5 wasn't widely known. I tried to make it widely known but dimwits like you didn't heed my instructions. Think before you post loser
Rohan Otway
26 Nov 2003, 08:36
The top 10 picks were widely known about. Some clubs asked for secrecy so they weren't printed.
Originally posted by the oggmonster
Judging by all the posts on this site (bar mine of course) leading up to the draft it would seem that the top 5 wasn't widely known. I tried to make it widely known but dimwits like you didn't heed my instructions. Think before you post loser
Actually, everybody knew that the top 4 was going to be Cooney, Walker, Sylvia, Ray. The 5th was out of Tenance and a hard nut - McLean or Dunn.
33% chance of getting it right.
Your right Steve Merchant is a genius, the office is great stuff.
the oggmonster
26 Nov 2003, 16:09
Originally posted by Rohan Otway
The top 10 picks were widely known about. Some clubs asked for secrecy so they weren't printed.
Whatever - since when have journalists/football gossipers withheld a story from being printed. Mike Sheehan ran with an article last week about the appointment of Adrian Anderson before Anderson and Brian Cunningham knew about the decision. How you could possibly say that this information was withheld because of journalistic integrity is a disgrace. Do I need to refer you back to the publishing of the All Australian team only 2 months ago. The media will print anything that can sell papers
the oggmonster
26 Nov 2003, 16:14
Originally posted by Stevo
Actually, everybody knew that the top 4 was going to be Cooney, Walker, Sylvia, Ray. The 5th was out of Tenance and a hard nut - McLean or Dunn.
33% chance of getting it right.
I was given the top 5, it was not a guess. Dunn was never in anyone's equation until Burgan's Phatom draft was published and McLean was never touted as the Number 5 pick in anyone else's posts. Give it up Stevo, I know it's hard for you to deal with the fact that the Oggmonster is a supreme individual, a man who oozes class and charisma, a man of immense intellect. Deal with it buddy, just deal with it.
anonymous Joe
26 Nov 2003, 16:21
Originally posted by the oggmonster
I was given the top 5, it was not a guess. Dunn was never in anyone's equation until Burgan's Phatom draft was published and McLean was never touted as the Number 5 pick in anyone else's posts. Give it up Stevo, I know it's hard for you to deal with the fact that the Oggmonster is a supreme individual, a man who oozes class and charisma, a man of immense intellect. Deal with it buddy, just deal with it.
you are a ****er blow your own trumpet all u like but no one gives a ****.
and good 4 u you were "given" the top5 how I envy u
:rolleyes:
Rohan Otway
26 Nov 2003, 20:05
Whatever - since when have journalists/football gossipers withheld a story from being printed. Mike Sheehan ran with an article last week about the appointment of Adrian Anderson before Anderson and Brian Cunningham knew about the decision. How you could possibly say that this information was withheld because of journalistic integrity is a disgrace. Do I need to refer you back to the publishing of the All Australian team only 2 months ago. The media will print anything that can sell papers
Since a call was made from the AFL on behalf of the clubs to not print the top 10 in fairness to the kids in saturday's draft. A decision was made in good faith by all involved to keep things on the quiet.
the oggmonster
27 Nov 2003, 13:37
Originally posted by Rohan Otway
Since a call was made from the AFL on behalf of the clubs to not print the top 10 in fairness to the kids in saturday's draft. A decision was made in good faith by all involved to keep things on the quiet.
clap clap clap. What a load of crap.
goaldrush
27 Nov 2003, 14:10
I did read something in The Age on this.
Did you get a leaked copy of the Draft from every club or something, bud?
BigCat1
27 Nov 2003, 16:12
Didn't I see a photo in the H/S of the Hawthorn whiteboard with the top 10 players on it the morning of the draft? The only one they had wrong was Bradley and Tenace the wrong way.
Axcellence
24 Oct 2006, 21:11
you are a ****er blow your own trumpet all u like but no one gives a ****.
And we wonder why mojo31 left....
And we wonder why mojo31 left....
doubt a thread from 3 yrs ago had an impact on him
Oggy's cousin
24 Oct 2006, 21:54
doubt a thread from 3 yrs ago had an impact on him
Having read over this thread, my cousin The Oggmonster really was ahead of his time. His is very rarely wrong and no doubt he has rubbed off on me. Read previous posts about Austin Lucy delisting.
We come from wonderful stock the Oggmonsters. Its about time you all gave me and my family the respect we deserve!
North Melbourne = RUBBISH
David_Brent
24 Oct 2006, 23:11
Having read over this thread, my cousin The Oggmonster really was ahead of his time. His is very rarely wrong and no doubt he has rubbed off on me. Read previous posts about Austin Lucy delisting.
We come from wonderful stock the Oggmonsters. Its about time you all gave me and my family the respect we deserve!
North Melbourne = RUBBISH
Alright Oggy's cousin, got any more info for us. You seem on the money so far.
Hey Oggy, just a simple question.
Would TCloke slot straight into WCE forward line? or would he be waiting in the outer alongside sami and Bradley Smith?
Think befor you call someone a dud, it reflects poorly on yourself.
Oggy's cousin
25 Oct 2006, 23:07
Hey Oggy, just a simple question.
Would TCloke slot straight into WCE forward line? or would he be waiting in the outer alongside sami and Bradley Smith?
Think befor you call someone a dud, it reflects poorly on yourself.
You're not making sense...
Travis Cloke WOULD NOT get a game in West Coast's forward line. You're comparing him to a guy who did a knee at the start of the season.
Next.
Travis is the best of the Clokes, agreed. Let's see how he goes without tarrant.
Crow-mo
26 Oct 2006, 03:19
now if we could only locate bulletproof's cousin, we'd still have twatmonster's menage-au-solo!
Oggy's cousin
31 Oct 2006, 02:25
now if we could only locate bulletproof's cousin, we'd still have twatmonster's menage-au-solo!
I don't get it....