View Full Version : Crappest Movie of all time!
SpRiGgZy
24 Nov 2003, 19:25
I apologise if this has been done but I'm just wondering what you would all say is the crappest movie of all time??
I would say Gosford Park for those of you who have heard of it anywayz don't even bother it's pure Sh1t!!!....there are heaps more but they're not really coming to me...tell me ur worst movies ever!
Haha, wouldn't say it's the worst movie ever, but I think it was mentioned on the general board: Wishmaster.
"I wish you'd go **** yourself.":D
Originally posted by Nic
Haha, wouldn't say it's the worst movie ever, but I think it was mentioned on the general board: Wishmaster.
"I wish you'd go **** yourself.":D
Please tell me that you're joking. I loved that movie. One of my all time favourites.:)
As for the worst movies, well, there's -
Dreamcatcher
Signs
Kangaroo Jack
Armageddon
and the second half of jeepers creepers
Portmagpies
24 Nov 2003, 19:47
Gosford Park is brilliant. What's the matter, not enough fart gags for you?
Wost movies -
Fat Pizza.
Clash of the Titans
Spank
NICK THE PIE MAN
24 Nov 2003, 20:05
:confused:
Loved 'Gosford Park'
It was bloody terrible!:p
Signs was good. Except for the whole 'water' thing ... but it was about aliens in the first place, so.:)
lamby29
24 Nov 2003, 20:32
The Haunting.
Super Troopers.
Jeepers Creepers.
Noddy Holder
24 Nov 2003, 20:45
Billy Madison
Has to be Houseboat Horror .:eek:
Battlefield Earth
Any movie starring or directed by Yahoo Serious
Flash Gordon
Demon Lust
Originally posted by Thrawn
Any movie starring or directed by Yahoo Serious
Also any movie involving Paul Hogan,after he made Croc Dundee [the 1st].
Westy_Boy
24 Nov 2003, 22:01
Scary Movie 2
The Thin Red Line
mongrelpunt
24 Nov 2003, 22:11
Dude Where's my Car?
Starship Troopers
Little Nicky (and thats from an Adam Sandler fan)
Black Thunder
24 Nov 2003, 22:12
speed 2
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called........"The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
Black Thunder
24 Nov 2003, 22:12
Originally posted by mongrelpunt
Dude Where's my Car?
so stupid and predictable.......yet just so damn funny ;)
RogerMellie
24 Nov 2003, 23:22
Originally posted by Portmagpies
Clash of the Titans
Blaspheme! That was Harry Hamlin's finest work. The stop-motion scorpion fight and the Kraken scene were wonders to behold.
Biggest mingers I've seen...
The Bone Collector
Tomb Raider
Batman & Robin
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (Am I the only person who found this somehow worse than The Phantom Menace?)
Showtime
Cobra
Independence Day
Asgardian
25 Nov 2003, 01:55
I think THIS (http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films) website listing will help in your quest for movies that stink real bad
The latest stinkers that I have seen are Battlefield Earth & Wild Wild West
Uncle Steve
25 Nov 2003, 08:33
Weird Science
Some Kind Of Wonderful
Noddy Holder
25 Nov 2003, 08:39
Originally posted by Asgardian
I think THIS (http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films) website listing will help in your quest for movies that stink real bad
The latest stinkers that I have seen are Battlefield Earth & Wild Wild West
Surprised to see Leprechuan in that list of the bottom 100 films. I actually enjoyed that. :D
Scotty's_Girl
25 Nov 2003, 09:32
One Hour Photo
The Others
The Birdcage
Porthos
25 Nov 2003, 09:46
A toss up between The Saint with Val Kilmer and Scary Movie 2.
I always get blasted when i answer this question, so here goes again.
Godfather Trilogy.
Citizen Kane
Lord of the Rings part 1 and 2 (and probably 3)
Porthos
25 Nov 2003, 11:02
Originally posted by DEVO
I always get blasted when i answer this question, so here goes again.
Godfather Trilogy.
Citizen Kane
Lord of the Rings part 1 and 2 (and probably 3)
:eek: :eek: :eek:
GOALden Hawk
25 Nov 2003, 11:22
How on earth did this thread get to the 2nd page without Waterworld getting a mention?
Another shocker is a spoof movie called Silence of the Hams - absolutely dreadful.
Batman and Robin.
Urgh! Cliche ridden crap.
magicman
25 Nov 2003, 11:32
Streetfighter.
I hate car chases, etc. but I fell asleep (my first time) during Gosford Park (after a day at the beach and a pizza - the theatre was way too comfy) and i asked the people I was with on the way out who did it ...and no one knew or cared:D Altman is up himself.
Last Friday I told a friend "no thanx, I'd rather be hit in the head with a brick than sit thru the new Matrix."....On Sat. he said it might have helped. :D
Worse Movie seen lately? Japanese Story I want my two hours back. :rolleyes:
Bring onMaster & Commander and Lost in Translation :cool:
Originally posted by GOALden Hawk
How on earth did this thread get to the 2nd page without Waterworld getting a mention?
Any Kevin Costly movie from the last 10 years could get nominated.The Bodyguard was a big stinker.
Mr Eagle
25 Nov 2003, 12:29
The movie version of Wing Commander was fantastically awful.
BomberGal
25 Nov 2003, 12:37
Crossroads.
Never seen something so pointless.
GOALden Hawk
25 Nov 2003, 13:33
Originally posted by JUBJUB
Any Kevin Costly movie from the last 10 years could get nominated.The Bodyguard was a big stinker.
Never seen it but from all accounts the Postman is an absolute shocker as well.
Rusty Brookes
25 Nov 2003, 13:40
Flash Gordon and Starship Troopers are awesome films - I don't know how anyone could have them in a list of worst films. They are trash but GREAT trash.
Battlefield Earth on the other hand is quite possibly the biggest pile of poo committed to celuloid in cinematic history, although the remakes of the Time Machine and Planet of the Apes give it a run for its money.
StepMom. I still have a sugar overdose from that disaster.
Last time I go to a chick-flick with my wife, I tell you.
Originally posted by GOALden Hawk
How on earth did this thread get to the 2nd page without Waterworld getting a mention?
So bad it's good, baby!
chasing Amy
25 Nov 2003, 15:53
freddy got fingered
mellowyellow
25 Nov 2003, 16:19
I'd rather be shot then to be forced to see any of these stinkers again.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
The Blair Witch Project
The English Patient
Dumb and Dumberer
Grease
Magpira
25 Nov 2003, 16:23
Glitter with Mariah Carey. It was on Foxtel recently and I seriously couldn't watch more than the first 20 minutes.
Au_Blue#24
25 Nov 2003, 17:05
Originally posted by mellowyellow
I'd rather be shot then to be forced to see any of these stinkers again.
Dumb and Dumberer
how could ya not like this movie ?
Originally posted by chasing Amy
freddy got fingered
Has to be close to the winner!?
Coll_RP
25 Nov 2003, 17:51
Originally posted by mellowyellow
I'd rather be shot then to be forced to see any of these stinkers again.
Grease
Are you for real? Grease is one of my favourites.
Some most pointless movies are:
*Tomcats
*Three To Tango
*Vanilla Sky
Can't think of any others at the moment
Lenny29
25 Nov 2003, 19:10
What Dreams May Come
Home Alone 4 (should've stopped at 2...)
Minkus_Swan
25 Nov 2003, 19:30
matrix revolutions
Gosford Park
Dreamcatcher
On Deadly Ground
Those are the three ones that come to mind above all others...
NorthBhoy
25 Nov 2003, 19:49
I liked Gosford Park and Waterworld.
I loved Freddy Got Fingered!!!
I saw Death To Smoochy recently, and I didn't know if I hated it or liked it.
captain boyd
25 Nov 2003, 19:54
The gods must be crazy!!
and to think they made a sequel!!
GoEagles
25 Nov 2003, 23:21
Originally posted by mongrelpunt
Dude Where's my Car?
Chinese Foooood
"Aaaaaaaaaand Theeeeeeeeeeeeeen"
Jars458
26 Nov 2003, 10:01
Originally posted by GOALden Hawk
Never seen it but from all accounts the Postman is an absolute shocker as well. \
I didn't mind WaterWorld too much.
13 Days though is a brilliant movie.
His best work is "No Way Out" an excellent suspense movie.
Worst movie ever is "Plan 9 from Outer Space" but that's because of its budget etc.
The worst movie I have seen that is supposed to be good is definitley "The English Patient" - just boring.
Titanic would come a close second.
Jars458
26 Nov 2003, 10:02
Originally posted by captain boyd
The gods must be crazy!!
and to think they made a sequel!!
Blasphemer!!!
They were both great movies. I laughed till I cried in parts of the second one.
Docker_Brat
26 Nov 2003, 10:08
Originally posted by Rusty Brookes
Battlefield Earth on the other hand is quite possibly the biggest pile of poo committed to celuloid in cinematic history.
The mad thing is, it is supposed to be serious! You could tolerate it if it was a ****take.
They should show this film to potential Scientology recruits to show how completely potty the creator of this 'religion' was.
3lions3
26 Nov 2003, 11:21
Full Monty
Billy Elliott
Jurassic Park movies
Anything with Sandra Bullock
LOTR 1 & 2
Vanilla Sky
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Gladiator
Do The Right Thing
X-Men 2
Spiderman
Legally Blonde 2
Little Nicky
Shaft
Pocahontas
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Reign of Fire
Traffic
Minority Report
etc etc etc
Originally posted by L-Nizzy
Home Alone 4 (should've stopped at 2...)
Actually they should have stopped at 1.
PiedPiper
26 Nov 2003, 13:32
Originally posted by DEVO
I always get blasted when i answer this question, so here goes again.
Godfather Trilogy.
Citizen Kane
Lord of the Rings part 1 and 2 (and probably 3)
Pray tell, why do you think The Godfather trilogy (at least parts 1 & 2) and citizen Kane are your crappiest movies? What kind of a twisted mind do you have? You need some educating, NOW.
My vote for worst film - Up the Academy, and any sea adventure with Bud Spencer - even stoned, it doesn't arouse much interest.
PiedPiper
26 Nov 2003, 13:35
....actually, anything with Jerry O'Connell (Kangaroo Jack) in it.......with the exception of Stand By Me.
Magpira
26 Nov 2003, 15:09
Originally posted by PiedPiper
....actually, anything with Jerry O'Connell (Kangaroo Jack) in it.......with the exception of Stand By Me.
And excluding Jerry Maguire
Noddy Holder
26 Nov 2003, 15:24
[QUOTE]Originally posted by 3lions3
Full Monty
Billy Elliott
[QUOTE]
I loved those two movies.:eek:
Lenny29
26 Nov 2003, 17:39
Originally posted by JUBJUB
Actually they should have stopped at 1.
I actually was gonna put that.. but 2 was passable.
Coll_RP
26 Nov 2003, 18:07
Originally posted by DEVO
I always get blasted when i answer this question, so here goes again.
Godfather Trilogy.
WTF. How can you hate the Godfather. One of the best movies of all time. What didn't you like about it
SpRiGgZy
26 Nov 2003, 18:29
Oh yep i was thinken up of some more and it's definitely Grease 2! oh sh1t now that movie sux more than anything i have ever seen and also a movie called 28 days later that was a piece of sh1t aswell!!!!oh yeh dudly-do-right with brendan fraser that was crap....I'm curious who has seen Zoolander?? i wanna know what ya's think??
Originally posted by 3lions3
Full Monty
Billy Elliott
Jurassic Park movies
LOTR 1 & 2
Gladiator
X-Men 2
Spiderman
Traffic
Minority Report
how you could dislike these movies is beyond me.:confused:
Originally posted by jikost
how you could dislike these movies is beyond me.:confused:
Only four of them are any good. Jurassic Park was terrible, and it's sequels were so bad that many people walked out of them in the first 30 minutes.
Originally posted by Thrawn
Only four of them are any good. Jurassic Park was terrible, and it's sequels were so bad that many people walked out of them in the first 30 minutes.
Your probably one of the only people on earth that didn't enjoy the original Jurassic park. It was revolutionary and has spawned numerous copycat movies since it's debut 10 years ago. The sequels weren't up to the originals level but were still so much better than most of the other crap that gets screened these days.
PiedPiper
27 Nov 2003, 09:21
Originally posted by Magpira
And excluding Jerry Maguire
True - Cushlash, cushlash.....
Saw Jeepers Creepers on Pay TV the other day, the second half of it was just terrible.....
Another dodgy movie was Jack Frost (i think??) , it was about some convicted criminal who got some chemical on him and became a giant killing snowman.... possibly the worst movie in history
I'll think of some more ;)
MightyFighting
28 Nov 2003, 10:02
I presume it's only an oversight that I'm the 1st person to mention: Robocop 3
Blues4Life
30 Nov 2003, 13:10
Jeepers Creepers and Crossroads were off the top of my head, the worst movies I've ever seen by a fair way.
As for some of the other movies mentioned, I actually liked them as they were often so bad they were good or were just plain simple fun. I enjoyed Waterworld (to a degree, the movie was never going to meet it's enormous costs but it wasn't that bad really), Freddie Got Fingered (spose you have to enjoy the Tom Green Show to appreciate his brand of humour, but it was worth a few laughs) and Dude Wheres My Car (heard nothing but bad things about it so I never saw it until it was on Fox a while back, but I thought it was alright considering it was probably the stupidest plot imaginable)
Jim Boy
30 Nov 2003, 19:27
By all acounts, Mike Myers latest effort, The Cat in the Hat, is a definite contender.
Jim Boy
30 Nov 2003, 19:31
Originally posted by Coll_RP
WTF. How can you hate the Godfather. One of the best movies of all time. What didn't you like about it
Can't say I enjoyed them much, possibly a little extreme to say they were crap, but they were certainly melodramatic and soap in style. Way overated.
goaldrush
1 Dec 2003, 10:14
Dumb and Dumber........ It was crap but it was meant to be crap.
Mean Guns....Ice T and Christopher lambert....I watched the whole movie and it took me a week to recover from the shock.
Minkus_Swan
1 Dec 2003, 21:06
Originally posted by marcuz
Mean Guns....Ice T and Christopher lambert....I watched the whole movie and it took me a week to recover from the shock.
is that the one that's set in a prison with a crapload of guns and a millions dollars up for grabs?
riccardo
2 Dec 2003, 00:34
As a horror/thriller movie fan, I've seen some absolute stinkeroos, headed by -
* Jeeper Creepers (I could have vomited a better ending than that!)
* Jason X (should have been called Jason $, thats all it was, just a money making exercise)
* All the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, bar 1 and 3 (so very, very pointless).
* Haloween: Ressurection (Jamie Lee died, and so did this turkey! At least Jamie put up a fight!)
* Draculas Daughter (part of the 50's monster movie hey-day. Utterly pointless)
* Ghost Ship (Why?)
* Has anyone mentioned Plan 9 From Outer Space? Easily the worst movie of all.
* Any movie with Hulk Hogan in it (couldn't act properly in a wrestling ring, why difd he try the mainstream stuff?) Santa With Muscles is especially barf-worthy
There are probably more, but I can't remember then just now.
i cant believe 'the league of extrodinary gentlemen' hasnt been mentioned yet. i had the glee of seeing this totally ****ful 'movie' a couple of months ago.
also vanilla sky, has anyone actually seen the end of it? most people i know have turned it off after about half an hour.
Originally posted by DEVO
I always get blasted when i answer this question, so here goes again.
Godfather Trilogy.
Citizen Kane
Lord of the Rings part 1 and 2 (and probably 3)
What movies do you like DEVO:confused: because they are some of the best movies ever.
As for my crappiest movies;
The master of Disguise
Freddy got Fingered
Little Nicky
and countless others I can't think of
Originally posted by iceman
Another dodgy movie was Jack Frost (i think??) , it was about some convicted criminal who got some chemical on him and became a giant killing snowman.... possibly the worst movie in history
LOL! I saw that to and you are correct it was awful. I had originally written Glitter (which I still think is one of the worst films ever) and I was going to add Fat Pizza to my list as well.
The other night Ali G was on Foxtel and I tell you, Fat pizza is a masterpiece compared to that heap of crap. At least Fat Pizza got so silly that you just had to bring yourself to a slight laugh but Ali G was beyond stupidly funny, it was just a plain cringe fest. Sheesh!
Originally posted by Jim Boy
By all acounts, Mike Myers latest effort, The Cat in the Hat, is a definite contender.
A few choice reviews for this movie
"They might as well have skipped the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur."
Gregory Weinkauf, Dallas Observer
"Take someone you hate... Perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made."
John Anderson, Newsday
and my favourite
"If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel's [Dr Seuss's] body and hung it from a tree, they couldn't have desecrated the man any more."
Ty Burr, Boston Globe
from http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,1094482,00.html?82%3A+Film+news
Originally posted by Minkus_Swan
is that the one that's set in a prison with a crapload of guns and a millions dollars up for grabs?
Yep thats it. It was some state of the art prison that hadn't been opened yet. Some rich bloke invited the worlds feared criminals and the last one standing got the dosh. Talk about shyte plots...the only things worse than the storyline was the acting and the fact that the video store charged you to watch it.
bacon buster
3 Dec 2003, 12:27
Originally posted by Jim Boy
By all acounts, Mike Myers latest effort, The Cat in the Hat, is a definite contender.
was it made by the people who made the grinch?
if so, that would be pretty surprising.
Vanilla Sky...what the f**K?
Austin Powers: Goldmember...extremely dissapointing
Any teen "thrillers" ie: Scream, Jeepers Creepers etc
Jack Frost (the horror one)
Groundhog Day
Blood Brothers
Bully
Lionel Lyon
27 Jan 2004, 19:21
Wim Wenders' Million Dollar Hotel (2001), starring Mel Gibson and Mila Jovovich. A complete & utter pile of horsedung, I'm afraid.
Noddy Holder
27 Jan 2004, 19:38
Originally posted by JUBJUB
Any Kevin Costly movie from the last 10 years could get nominated.The Bodyguard was a big stinker.
Message in a Bottle was good. Other than that I agree, which is a pity as I like him as an actor.
Bombers 2003
28 Jan 2004, 15:57
Plan 9 from Outer Space and Santa Claus conquers the Martians are Classics and arnt Crap.Nor is Killer Tomatoes.
bunsen burner
28 Jan 2004, 19:25
Originally posted by BomberGal
Crossroads.
Never seen something so pointless. ?????????
I assume you're talking about the Ralph Machio flick? Although not a good movie, let me educate you on the point:
You've heard about the legend of people trading their soul to the devil for success? In the 1920s there was a guy called Robert Johnson who was an ordinary blues guitarist. He went away for six months and came back an electrifying guitarist way ahead of his time. Artists such as the Stones, Clapton, and The White Stripes are a few to cover his work. Legend has it during his six month hiatus he went to the cross roads and made a deal with the devil.
It was a pretty average movie, but it did have a point.
bunsen burner
28 Jan 2004, 19:28
The Transporter
XXX
The Big Hit
Mission Impossible
Actually, almost anything with either Cage, Vin Diesel, or Keanu Reeves in it. And any movie dircected by John Woo. Add any movie with Swarzenegger in it. Let's not forget Sylvio Stallone.
Stealth bomber
28 Jan 2004, 19:35
Caddyshack II.
To any devotee of the original (like myself), it is downright offensive.
Originally posted by bunsen burner
?????????
I assume you're talking about the Ralph Machio flick? Although not a good movie, let me educate you on the point:
You've heard about the legend of people trading their soul to the devil for success? In the 1920s there was a guy called Robert Johnson who was an ordinary blues guitarist. He went away for six months and came back an electrifying guitarist way ahead of his time. Artists such as the Stones, Clapton, and The White Stripes are a few to cover his work. Legend has it during his six month hiatus he went to the cross roads and made a deal with the devil.
It was a pretty average movie, but it did have a point.
I think she meant the Britney Spears movie.
bunsen burner
29 Jan 2004, 08:43
Originally posted by M29
I think she meant the Britney Spears movie. Whoops! But looking on the brighter side, I suppose I shouldn't be embarassed about never knowing about this movie!
Originally posted by PiedPiper
Pray tell, why do you think The Godfather trilogy (at least parts 1 & 2) and citizen Kane are your crappiest movies? What kind of a twisted mind do you have? You need some educating, NOW.
My vote for worst film - Up the Academy, and any sea adventure with Bud Spencer - even stoned, it doesn't arouse much interest.
By the time I was old enough to watch the Godfather trilogy, they were hyped up to such a mythical level, that when I saw them I was very very very disappointed. I thought it was a second-rate story, with B-grade acting and C-grade directing. I put the acting and the melodrama on par with the Days of our Lives. I have never been so dissappointed in a film (or trilogy) in my life. Not even the new Star Wars Films come close to being this bad.
As for Citizen Kane, I thought it was very unoriginal. I read all these reviews before I saw the film on how ground-breaking it was, but there was nothing ground-breaking about it. I had seen it all the German Silent films of the twenties, Pandora's Box, Metropolis, Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Faust, Vampyr etc etc.
Originally posted by Boro
What movies do you like DEVO:confused: because they are some of the best movies ever.
My 10 Favouritre Films are:
1. Three Colours Red (France/Poland - 1994)
2. Amelie (France - 2001)
3. Pandora's Box (Germany - 1929-Silent)
4. The Double Life of Veronique (France/Poland - 1991)
5. Diary of a Lost Girl (Germany - 1929 - Silent)
6. Once Upon a Time in the West (Italy - 1969)
7. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Italy - 1966)
8. Kill Bill Volume 1 (USA - 2003)
9. Exotica (Canada - 1996)
10. Sweetheart (France - 1992)
For me, European Cinema has always been more interesting and enjoyable. I think European Directors make films to Entertain, Educate and Stimulate, while American Directors make film for the Studio's and the money. It's not always the case, but that's how it appears to me more often than not.
BomberGal
29 Jan 2004, 12:24
Originally posted by M29
I think she meant the Britney Spears movie.
Yep, that's the one.
Nice One
1 Feb 2004, 11:42
The sh*test movies I've ever seen were:
- Sweet Home Alabama *shudders*
- Big Momma's house
bunsen burner
1 Feb 2004, 13:27
Originally posted by Boro
Freddy got Fingered
That's a shocker. It's so bad I felt embarrassed for Tom Green. It was just plain wrong.
Portmagpies
2 Feb 2004, 15:35
Dogville.
tomaraya
7 Feb 2004, 01:33
A Night at the Roxbury is undoubtably the worst movie ever made.
also not a big fan of wayne's world either.
absolute crap both of 'em.
"A View From The Top"
Honestly the worst, most boring movie I've ever seen. I saw it on a plane, and god, it was absolute ****.