I’m presuming most of you will already be in a seated position when you read this, but for those of you who are using a Donald Rumsfeld style stand-up desk, or perhaps have futuristic sunglasses which flash up the Internet on the inside of the lens, get your bums safely parked.

Andrew Demetriou deserves every single red cent of the $1.8m he was paid last year. He did an excellent...