Entertainment & Music Worst Aussie TV show around at the moment?

Hue_Jars

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Nov 22, 2011
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There are some complete howlers around at the moment that make me want to stab my eyes out with a hot stake. I dont have foxtel so Im not going to mention any shows on there. But some that come to mind on FTA are:

Australias Got Talent (I'd love to have 5 minutes alone with my Gray Nicholls and the judges)
X Factor (as above)
Please marry my boy (how does someone still living at home get to choose a hot bird)
Biggest loser
The one (the show with Keith Urban and fellow f** rags etc.)
My Kitchen Rules
Masterchef Junior
Thank god your here
Farmer wants a wife (who the freak is that blonde twurp on it?!?!?)
Excess baggage
The renovators

Like a special mention to the US show How I met your mother - that ranga Alyson Hannigan and her fat arse husband S*IT ME to tears!!!!
 

kfc1

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Oct 27, 2010
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How I Met Your Mother is terrible now, went way down hill from about the 3rd season onwards...probably the point when they had to start padding out the story
 

Hue_Jars

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Nov 22, 2011
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Shaun MacCallef was hillarious on Full Frontal back in the 90's, but his humour is lost in this garbage.
 

placebo

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May 27, 2007
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The vast majority of Aussie dramas/comedies:

Packed to the Rafters
Winners and Losers
Wild Boys
Offspring
Crownies
Etc.


All pieces of s**t.
 

hirdy_is_champ

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Nov 22, 2003
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Packed to the Rafters.

This show is just, I dunno, there aren't enough negative words in the English language to describe it. Even the ads make me want to vomit.

Dancing with the "stars"
ACA/TT
The Circle, 9 morninigs - Sonia Kruger and that other bloke are wooden and the show is a crock of s**t, at least the channel 7 version is partially interesting because Larry and Kylie are like Sandra Sully and Brad McKewan.

Most have already been listed.
 

gimp!

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Feb 20, 2010
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Thank god for the internet! Haven't watched tv in a long time.
 

nicky

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Apr 13, 2005
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Which shows?

I downloaded Big Brother UK in 2009 and got a kick out of it (unlike the Australian version it airs later at night, has more nutters and doesn't bother appealing to kids).

I used to watch BB when I lived there (including celebrity bb) and I could never watch the Australian version - so yes, I agree with you.

Shows include; never mind the buzzcocks (a good version of spicks and specks) - infact all their panel shows are better version of ours. Their personalities are funnier, we have wil anderson :eek: they have simon amstel :D - this is replicated in all panel shows. They're personalities are great, another example would be 'Top gear' and then our abysmal replication of it. I liked their cooking shows, even masterchef - there's just no way i would watch it here. Grand designs and that other renovation show. Wife swap. They could even make a house cleaning show funny. They are good at reality tv.

I don't have a tv because frankly the TV here is appalling, the ads are dreadful and the frequency of them as well as the terrible shows make it unbearable. Any TV show i want to watch i download OR watch on iveiw or demand.

Commercial TV offers nothing that i need or want.
 

Mersault

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Oct 5, 2011
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I don't have a tv because frankly the TV here is appalling, the ads are dreadful and the frequency of them as well as the terrible shows make it unbearable. Any TV show i want to watch i download OR watch on iveiw or demand.

Commercial TV offers nothing that i need or want.
Don't ever change Nicky. You are truly something special.
Just when you believe that stereotypes are just that, stereotypes, you come along.
Bless you Nicky.
 
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