Buddy Involved in another Car Accident

[Adelaide Hawk]

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker

 

[Crawb]

Two women arrived at the scene and drove him away.

Oh yeah! Buddy's getting lucky tonight!

 

[Richard Pryor]

Is there any news to report or just 4 pages of wise cracks?

I read this thread for the scandal!

Noone breaks the wisecrack circle jerk and gets away with it.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

See most footy players only crash one car, often into stationary objects.
But not Buddy. This is why he is on the big bucks. ( and if Sydney have second thoughts they may have clauses that allow their escape when s**t like this happens ).

 

[Silent Alarm]

Oh yeah! Buddy's getting lucky tonight!

Not sure what's worse; that bloke's necklace to the left, Buddy's cap, or the shameless million dollar footballer having his arms around someone like that

 

[Sprout]

Parked car was in his natural arc.

You win.

 

[living_in_syd]

Is there any news to report or just 4 pages of wise cracks?

I read this thread for the scandal!

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/buddy-fra...-after-rose-bay-car-crash-20140423-374o5.html

 

[dispute]

The Swans COLA to be re-branded to Cost Of Lawyers Allowance

 

[BloodRet]

Reckless, medium impact, low contact. Does he still get the early plea discount?

For Hawthorn you'd think so.

 

[the distributer]

The parked cars ducked.

 

[Furn2]

At this rate Buddy will have been involved in 79 car accidents and damaged 316 vehicles by the time his contract expires in 9 years.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

At this rate Buddy will have been involved in 79 car accidents and damaged 316 vehicles by the time his contract expires in 9 years.

You think that the Swans don't have an "out" clause that he's already managed to activate.

 

[Crawb]

You think that the Swans don't have an "out" clause that he's already managed to activate.

What's the point? Still gotta pay him for 9 years...

 

[Off The Couch]

You think that the Swans don't have an "out" clause that he's already managed to activate.

At this stage he just pranged his car - you think that's enough to activate thr so called "out clause"

 

[Furn2]

You think that the Swans don't have an "out" clause that he's already managed to activate.

I believe he's allowed one traffic incident per win.

 

[Crawb]

At this stage he just pranged his car - you think that's enough to activate thr so called "out clause"

 

[Seedsfan]

 

[MarkCatsFan]

So he wasn't drunk, stoned or speeding and had a fender bender? lock the guy up for 6 months!

This pretty much sums it up. Stinks of a media beat up and I don't really care.


This thread is hilarious though, bigfooty delivers again.

 

[BluesMan]

Cracker of a thread.

 

[Dan]

Still a better driver than Mark Weber.

 

[Taylor]

Did he ring his lady friends after the accident or did he just mention it during the conversation he was already having?

 

[Kipz]

negative on the drug and alcohol tests

The lollipop drug tests aren't exactly 100% accurate.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

In all seriousness I hope it wasn't a seizure

But if there was no alcohol, he wasn't on the phone and the police were satisfied he wasn't under the influence of anything, could it have just been cola - s**t loads of caffeine in there

 

[94_Eagles]

The creativity in this thread is bursting from the seams.

Well done chaps.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Needed to be done