Sure signs someone doesn't know anything about footy

[Mr_Bojangles]

-They watch 'Footy Classified'.
-They think the game can succeed overseas.
-They don't know what dropping the ball is.
-They post on bigfooty.

Carry on..

 

[Bardo State]

"I read a really interesting article by Robbo the other day..."

 

[Crawb]

"Seaford is a great place to have a football club"

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

-They watch 'Footy Classified'.
-They think the game can succeed overseas.
-They don't know what dropping the ball is.
-They post on bigfooty.

Carry on..

You probably won't get many arguments, but you've just brandished the entire umpiring fraternity as know-nothings.

 

[Quivorir]

"Who's number 9?" NMFC member behind me who did not know who our captain was...

 

[GeelongFTW]

they think ball is better than judd..

 

[The Prosecutor]

They boo their own team when they kick it backwards to switch the play.

 

[Sttew]

- They call their beloved club, "Swannees"
- They treat Champion Data statistics as the definitive guide to measuring performance

 

[The Prosecutor]

"Just kick it!"

Three seconds later

"Why'd you kick it there?!"

 

[Resting88]

"I love that Brad Scott doesn't make any excuses when he loses a game."

"Sunday night Footy? What a great idea!"

 

[RUNVS]

The blindly believe what Eddie tells them to believe.

 

[maynetenance]

Man up, god man up...we are running a zone.

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

Tasmania should have their own AFL team.

 

[carnthedons]

They think Alex Rance is the best defender in the comp

 

[Kram]

Gee that Naitanui, what a superstar!

 

[SpaceCow]

They think Kade Simpson is soft.

 

[Moist Biscuit]

When someone calls Chris Mayne a "Key" Forward

 

[Gibbke]

Believing that 22 players will collectively tank a game of football around about the time their contracts are up for renewal, so that the club can draft a 17 year old and groom him to take one of their jobs...

 

[beta_condition]

Don't handball just kick IT!

 

[El_Scorcho]

"MAN UP MAN UP MAN UP"

The holding the ball rule probably isn't a fair one, because I know plenty of people who I believe have pretty good football knowledge but still want the HTB rule to be adjudicated like it was in 1995 and don't understand why it can't be.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

They think Alex Rance is the best defender in the comp

Pretty sure they said statistically he's first among defenders for contests won/goals conceded...which, blow me down; he is.
So you've stretched a fact (poorly) to try and sound funny. Good one.

 

[daniel_4tw]

He spun him 360 that has to be ball!

 

[MF]

What is dropping the ball?

 

[Hipster Doofus]

"Kick it to Vickery"

 

[ExTasDeeMan]

That Rising Star is an important award.