Official Match Thread S18 R06 East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors at Waverley Park (MOTR)

[Clint Beastwood]

they are toilet paper (used)

Not just any used toilet paper, that horrible, coarse stuff that feels like sandpaper.

 

[larrikin]

Not just any used toilet paper, that horrible, coarse stuff that feels like sandpaper.

As opposed to what we leave in the visitors changeroom - actual sandpaper

 

[Clint Beastwood]

As opposed to what we leave in the visitors changeroom - actual sandpaper

Shhhh...let them discover that.

 

[candiehappy]

As opposed to what we leave in the visitors changeroom - actual sandpaper

ooooh, wait until you play until our home ground

 

[El Dubya]

ooooh, wait until you play until our home ground

They won't get to, they'll be folding after the demolition they get this week.

 

[larrikin]

They won't get to, they'll be folding after the demolition they get this week.

More of a scruncher to be honest

 

[candiehappy]

More of a scruncher to be honest

and let me guess, you sit down to pee?

 

[larrikin]

and let me guess, you sit down to pee?

I don't pee, I unleash a torrent of piss

 

[Atley]

85% of new teams fold within their first 3 months.

 

[El Dubya]

and let me guess, you sit down to pee?

He pulls his pants around his ankles like Leigh Matthews or a 3 year old boy. Shame he plays like the latter.

 

[larrikin]

He pulls his pants around his ankles like Leigh Matthews or a 3 year old boy. Shame he plays like the latter.

You've got a lot to learn about this league child.

 

[zackah]

I think we should continue this thread next week. At least then the hawks will have a reason to be offended.

 

[El Dubya]

I think we should continue this thread next week. At least then the hawks will have a reason to be offended.

These boys can't handle the banter, imagine how they'll feel on game day when we show them why we're the most feared team in the SFA.

 

[candiehappy]

I don't pee, I unleash a torrent of piss

is this a hawks initiation rite?

 

[BigJoeD_]

is this a hawks initiation rite?

He'd be one of those blokes who moans at the urinal

 

[Mr Eagle]

i think we are all in agreeance when i say pepsi is far better than coke anyway..

I think we're all in agreeance when I say that you are a terrible person and are going to hell.

 

[El Dubya]

I think we are all in agreement that "agreeance" isn't actually a word.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

I think we are all in agreement that "agreeance" isn't actually a word.

a·gree·ance
[uh-gree-uh

ns] agreeing; agreement.

I'm in agreeance with Dictionary.com

 

[Frankston Rover]

Karnezis_13 - do we have a bet or what?

And larrikin, I think you may want to have a look in the away rooms. I went in there earlier and I believe something may have died... I also wasn't impressed with the Rick Astley cassette left in the stereo. Not cool, man. Not cool.

 

[Aussie Rocker]

85% of new teams fold within their first 3 months.

That means we're in the top 15%

Well, we're in the top 2% but the point stands

 

[El Dubya]

That means we're in the top 15%

Well, we're in the top 2% but the point stands

These flogs can't handle our statistically validated superiority.

 

[Atley]

Finals won 0%

broken computer

 

[El Dubya]

Finals won 0%

broken computer

Percentage of Warriors players banned from Bay 13 - 0%

 

[Atley]

Percentage of Warriors players banned from Bay 13 - 0%

Shows how amateur you really are. Embarrassing.

 

[El Dubya]

Shows how amateur you really are. Embarrassing.

Oh Atley we'll be squaring you up come Sunday night. You crapped all over many a classy Bay 13 thread and it's time for our revenge.