Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mt Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[zackah]

Team of self confessed downhill skiers expect to beat the dominant unstoppable force of the competition?

Bitch please.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Bitch please.

I'll have one too thanks.

 

[zackah]

I'll have one too thanks.

I would ask Frankston Rover as captain to organise this pronto but...well...

Frankston

 

[cooney]

Oh and cooney, not sure what half pies you've been playing on so far but I'm predicting candiehappy will enjoy bending you over this week.

I highly doubt that is gonna happen

 

[BigJoeD_]

These Demons don't know, they just don't know...

 

[Smoooothy]

These Demons don't know, they just don't know...

Oh but will they find out...

Oh yes, they will find out..

 

[cooney]

These Demons don't know, they just don't know...

No you don't know! We know what you are in for but you don't

 

[candiehappy]

I highly doubt that is gonna happen

Oh it will happen all right. A change of tactics this week, I'll take you out as you come down the race

 

[Logger]

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You realise that Coney Island isn't an island anymore?

The site was formerly an outer barrier island, but became partially connected to the mainland by landfill... The attractions reached a historical peak during the first half of the 20th century, declining in popularity after World War II and years of neglect.

Thats right, you live on a peninsula literally created out of s**t and you peaked around the time that Charlie Chaplin was experimenting with talking films.

And anyway, theres no way that puny thing would fit me even if you did live on an island. You'd need one of these for each arse cheek just to bring me there by boat:

 

[candiehappy]

The land fill covers the decaying corpses of our opponents

 

[Logger]

The land fill covers the decaying corpses of our opponents
Teams that will be flogged by the Mighty Warriors this season:

Mount Buller Demons

Good to see you're only aiming to win one more game this season.

Enjoy missing the finals with only 6 wins in what will forever be remembered as the Great Premature Ejaculation of Season 18.

 

[raven echo]

I know, you're an ass model, get rid of those tanlines!

It's not that bad, is it?

 

[candiehappy]

Good to see you're only aiming to win one more game this season.

Enjoy missing the finals with only 6 wins in what will forever be remembered as the Great Premature Ejaculation of Season 18.

One at a time, your turn this week.

 

[Footypie32]

Hello Warriors. At last we meet.


This is my box.

It's a very nice box.

It's where I keep my Jimmies.

It is completely rustle-proof.

Come at me.

 

[Smartys Power]

Can't wait to bring you Warriors back down to earth. It's just a matter of time until you n00bs start sliding down the ladder and it all starts this week.

Was going to quote a couple of you but there is just far to many posts delusional posts from the most overrated team in the competition.

 

[invinciBlues]

You realise that Coney Island isn't an island anymore?

Thats right, you live on a peninsula literally created out of s**t and you peaked around the time that Charlie Chaplin was experimenting with talking films.

And anyway, theres no way that puny thing would fit me even if you did live on an island. You'd need one of these for each arse cheek just to bring me there by boat:

Its not so much for the getting of to and fro from Coney Island its more to help you deal general soreness in the coccyx region the other fullbacks who have played on me have experienced. Might I recommend to you Coney Island's resident grief councilor Zoltar to help you deal the traumtic events set to transpire on Sunday?

He is located in the Away change rooms for our visitors convenience. We are nothing, if not gracious hosts

 

[HawkPatrol]

I have alot of experience with coney's so I should be well equipped for this.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Fresh powder on the mountain. I hope that doesn't mean we're looking at a forfeit this week from the snow angels.

 

[Norm Landrover]

At least we have a club song as of yesterday to sing . . .

And we'll be singing it after the match I don't doubt. Worthy (at the moment) of an opponent you may be, but this one's ours for the taking!

 

[lanky_wes]

Team of self confessed downhill skiers expect to beat the dominant unstoppable force of the competition?

Bitch please.

Do you expect us to ski uphill? That would be tiring and stupid, probably more of a Coney Island thing.

 

[El Dubya]

Do you expect us to ski uphill? That would be tiring and stupid, probably more of a Coney Island thing.

It's a well known phrase floggo. If you're melting at that imagine the puddle you'll be reduced to by Sunday night.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Hello Warriors. At last we meet.


This is my box.

It's a very nice box.

It's where I keep my Jimmies.

It is completely rustle-proof.

Come at me.

thetradesman will have that locked picked in under a minute.

 

[candiehappy]

Hello Warriors. At last we meet.


This is my box.

It's a very nice box.

It's where I keep my Jimmies.

It is completely rustle-proof.

Come at me.

My wife has one of those locks on her box. Impenetrable

 

[BigJoeD_]

My wife has one of those locks on her box. Impenetrable

My missus still has the box her virginity came in

 

[Smoooothy]

My wife has one of those locks on her box. Impenetrable

na its not, you've just got a shitty key

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